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BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy

07 Jan 05 - 06:21 PM (#1374089)
Subject: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Once Famous

Those tighty whities have cut off the blood flow to your brain and were undoubtably worn by Hitler and his ilk.


07 Jan 05 - 09:10 PM (#1374246)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin

Yep. Gotta be free to swing to the left or the right.


07 Jan 05 - 09:29 PM (#1374255)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Uncle_DaveO

Boxer shorts may be white (or not), but tight they're not!

Jockey shorts, on the other hand......


Dave Oesterreich


08 Jan 05 - 12:28 AM (#1374364)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: LadyJean

It's obvious that the best way to save democracy is to have all men wear kilts.


08 Jan 05 - 01:06 PM (#1374520)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Sorcha

Right on Jean!!


08 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM (#1374524)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin

Not around here in the winter.

I assumed you meant regimental style.


08 Jan 05 - 01:18 PM (#1374531)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Liz the Squeak

Oh please... NOOOOOOOOOOO not kilts!!!

You have no idea what they are like in large numbers.....

LTS


08 Jan 05 - 02:18 PM (#1374585)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: CarolC

Did someone say kilts and large members?


08 Jan 05 - 02:51 PM (#1374615)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Don Firth

HAH!!

Good shot, Carol!

Don Firth


08 Jan 05 - 03:12 PM (#1374629)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: pdq

...as the Scotsman said...

"Nothing is worn under the kilt. Everything is in perfect working order!"


08 Jan 05 - 04:53 PM (#1374724)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Charley Noble

I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!

Charley Noble


08 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM (#1374728)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace

Here we go again. Boxers/Briefs: ?

My underwear shorts do not have legs and they ain't been designed by jimmyt. Are they briefs or boxers? I think Bill D posted some pictures once trying to explain the difference to me. All I know is that my shorts come in all kinds of colours, and when you bleach the white ones with a new red t-shirt in a hot-water was they turn pink.


09 Jan 05 - 03:56 PM (#1375275)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Amos

BRucie:

If they grab your ass tight and keep your balls from swinging, they're jockeys. OK?


A


10 Jan 05 - 01:43 AM (#1375707)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peter Kasin

So, Carol, I understand they're judged on how far they can toss it.

Chanteyranger


10 Jan 05 - 01:49 AM (#1375709)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace

"If they grab your ass tight and keep your balls from swinging, they're jockeys. OK?"

Got it, Amos.

Open question, here: Are there women jockeys? Last I knew, for all I follow horse races, the jockeys were all guys.


11 Jan 05 - 12:23 AM (#1376417)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: LadyJean

I have been going to the Ligonier Highland games every year since I was 15. I have an excellent idea what a crowd of men in kilts looks like. It's one of the reasons I go.


11 Jan 05 - 12:39 AM (#1376429)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: CarolC

That's what I've heard, Chanteyranger, but I wouldn't know from experience. (ahem)


11 Jan 05 - 03:25 PM (#1376865)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Cluin

What about boxer briefs?


11 Jan 05 - 03:31 PM (#1376871)
Subject: RE: BS: Boxer Shorts Save Democracy
From: Peace

Boxer briefs? We have 'em. They're called belts.