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BS: Is this balogna?

14 Jan 05 - 03:45 AM (#1378839)
Subject: BS: Is this balogna?
From: GUEST,gagroyle

???


14 Jan 05 - 05:26 AM (#1378843)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: GUEST

1234-1234!

She don't like fashions, she don't like phonies
She don't like junkies, she don't like druggies
She just wants my beef baloney

Beef, beef, beef, beef balogna [x4]

She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami
She don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast
She just wants her double dose of my

Beef, beef, beef, beef balogna [x3]


14 Jan 05 - 08:54 AM (#1378872)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: GUEST,George W. Bush

Maybe. Maybe not. Not telling. National security. Terrorists.


14 Jan 05 - 10:30 AM (#1378897)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Once Famous

It's salami. Not balogna.


14 Jan 05 - 10:32 AM (#1378898)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: GUEST,gagroyle

I wish I had my salami.


14 Jan 05 - 10:38 AM (#1378908)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Bert

gagroyle? - is that what they should do to Prince Harry?


14 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM (#1379061)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Peace

Who's Prince Harry?


14 Jan 05 - 02:34 PM (#1379121)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Mingulay

Prince Harry is the son of HRH Charles, Prince of Wales who is the heir to the throne which puts him 2nd in line for beheading when the revolution comes and J. Peasmould Gruntfuttock takes his rightful inheritance.


14 Jan 05 - 02:42 PM (#1379134)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Teresa

Oh, mingulay, you're no longer a guest. :)

You may want to eat bologna, but you don't want to know what it's made of.

same with laws and sausage.

Teresa


14 Jan 05 - 04:15 PM (#1379220)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Mingulay

Hi Teresa, yes I have now gone legit (at home at least). Don't know about bologna but I think laws are made of dust and old tennis shoes. Or is that mass produced sausage?


14 Jan 05 - 04:33 PM (#1379236)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Teresa

yes.


14 Jan 05 - 04:35 PM (#1379237)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Little Hawk

Maybe.


14 Jan 05 - 04:48 PM (#1379244)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: gnu

Ahhhh, New Brunswick round steak !! With eggs and toast and molasses and biscuits and tea ! Thanks Garg for starting this thread so I would know what I wanted for supper.


14 Jan 05 - 06:17 PM (#1379248)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: GUEST,gagroyle

Garg that piece of junk as a human did not start the thread. Do you see weirdness in the words.


15 Jan 05 - 03:22 AM (#1379318)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Teresa

notice the lack of a dot . before the name. :)

copycat alert.

Personally I like kippered herring and fried potatoes sprinkled with a liberal amount of malt vinegar as a favorite meal. No, probably don't want to know the provenance of kippered herring either.

Teresa


15 Jan 05 - 06:52 PM (#1379678)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

If you are uncertain as to whether or not it is balogna, please consult an expert. While there is a distinct possibility that it is balogna, it could as easily be tripe, chitterlings, souse or hogshead cheese. Do not attempt to ascertain the balognaness of the sample on your own as misidentification can lead to harmful side effects.


16 Jan 05 - 01:27 PM (#1379949)
Subject: RE: BS: Is this balogna?
From: Peter Kasin

So, Teresa, a Liberal amount of malt vinegar....and proud of it!