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BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?

25 Jan 05 - 07:42 PM (#1388593)
Subject: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Elwah

I dink it id. It maket my node sore and wed after awhile. Dese peeple who mawket de kleedex dey makin big bux on peeple dat hab cowlds and stuff and I dink it's wubbish. Somebuddy shewd do someting to hep de peeple what don't want sore nodeses and dat's why I dink kleedex is not good enuff. What you dink?

Elwah


25 Jan 05 - 08:32 PM (#1388630)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Dead Horse

'Snot!


25 Jan 05 - 09:32 PM (#1388669)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Ip da Keedex id meckin du noze soe, 'sprolly coz dur wubbin too hahd. Ip du tink da Keedex id meckin it soe, twy udin' sanpeppa. Du won' wub too hahd den.


25 Jan 05 - 09:41 PM (#1388673)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: freda underhill

in Oz they make tissues with Aloe Vera in them and they dont destroy your nose.


25 Jan 05 - 11:11 PM (#1388711)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bill D

they do that here, too freda...but my wife uses 92.817% of the tissues in the house, and she is allergic to aloe vera.


25 Jan 05 - 11:14 PM (#1388715)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

How very, very sad...


25 Jan 05 - 11:16 PM (#1388718)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: freda underhill

yes, that IS sad. but i bet she is a lovely, smart woman to have teamed up with you, Bill D, you deserve the best.


25 Jan 05 - 11:17 PM (#1388719)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO

Dose aloe vera ibpregdated tissues are do good for wipig galasses, either. Bakes 'eb go all spudgy.


25 Jan 05 - 11:27 PM (#1388727)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Where the hell id jOhn frud Hull?


25 Jan 05 - 11:27 PM (#1388728)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Thombody dot a told in da node?


26 Jan 05 - 02:01 AM (#1388777)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa

Id's a good ding I dond read braille wid my dose.

Teresa


26 Jan 05 - 02:54 AM (#1388790)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Dave Hanson

Who is this bloody Vera you are all on about?

eric


26 Jan 05 - 02:58 AM (#1388795)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa

I hobe i's not Vera Bloody. Dat would be not good.


26 Jan 05 - 03:29 AM (#1388805)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO

By freid Vera. Wehd I see her, I say "Aloe Vera!"

(I'll get be coat ad tissues ad galasses)


26 Jan 05 - 03:53 AM (#1388819)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

Avig jus ad a stoddy dose, I cad appreshiate wod you is on aboud bud you dode ave to use dem if you dode wont to. Try "Adrex" bog rolls like de wuds dem pubbies play wid...mide ave god "Ullo Bera" in dem and dey is gud ver yer dose.
Appy blowig.


26 Jan 05 - 03:57 AM (#1388821)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

HaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You're all MAD I tell you, MAD.


26 Jan 05 - 07:26 AM (#1388865)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,davetnova

When you have the Andrex use it lure the puppies and then they can lick your nose clean with nice soft tongues.


26 Jan 05 - 09:17 AM (#1388897)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,roger the dodger

I'm not mad I'm eeeeeer interesting.


26 Jan 05 - 09:39 AM (#1388914)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Vera

Aloe, aloe mes amis. I 'ave come to eeze all zoze pore delicate red nozes pour vous. Voila! Mon special edition soffffffft noze wipers!

Appréciez vos cadeaux, mes enfants !


26 Jan 05 - 09:48 AM (#1388929)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,leeneia

Good grief! Put some chapstick, vaseline or lotion of your choice on your poor skin and keep using the tissues to avoid spreading germs.

Wash your hands after you blow.

Sorry if I sound petulant, but I just went through an ear infection caused by a choir member who coughed and coughed next to me without tissues. It took two trips to the doctor, two rounds of antibiotic and a lot of expense for OTC medicine to cure it.

What's chapped skin in comparison to a serious threat to your hearing?


26 Jan 05 - 10:26 AM (#1388969)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Well, I dink we gedding somewheres now, by Gar! We all starding to soun' jus' like Jean Chretien! Tabernac!!!


26 Jan 05 - 10:36 AM (#1388975)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Der's doe deed du be inthulting, Li'l Hock. We jut hab codes. Dat's wat mecks us soud like cretins.

Ow's da monkee?


26 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM (#1389000)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

I know I hab a code wen I carnt say plub jab.


26 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM (#1389001)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Da monkee, 'ee doing jus' fine.


26 Jan 05 - 12:00 PM (#1389095)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Oops! I mithpelt "inthultig".


26 Jan 05 - 12:54 PM (#1389176)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince

I habn been uding kleedex, bud I'm sidding here goink tru hangercheebs lige a stag of diabers....


26 Jan 05 - 01:30 PM (#1389222)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Frogprince mithpelt "ob".


26 Jan 05 - 02:09 PM (#1389263)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: gnu

Id it, "Feed a feber, starb a code." or id it, "Feed a code, starb a feber." ? Fug id and pour me a stiff one.

BTW, as far as the Dristan Nasal Mist or the like, the old folk up home swear water works just as well... been doing it for years and years. If water doesn't work, a little salt water will surely do the trick - LITTLE salt. Simply snort from the edge of the palm of your hand while tilting the hand. I haven't had a chance to try this since I learned of it. If anyone does try it, let us know how it works.


26 Jan 05 - 05:11 PM (#1389478)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Not only will it work, it will also not get you physically dependent on or addicted to the pharmaceutical product...an important point to consider. That's something to watch out for with many digestive "remedies" as well, most of which royally mess up your intestinal system after awhile and make you dependent on further and heavier doses.


26 Jan 05 - 06:17 PM (#1389576)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

Nuddink wurgs ver real codes. Irris a birus wod geds in yer sysdeb ad besses id up. You jus asda waid dillit gose.


26 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM (#1389615)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Yes, the salt water does work. If you're unsure about how much salt to use or if you just don't like the idea of snorting the stuff out of your hand, you can buy saline nasal spray at most drug stores.

By the way, is the mode of discourse exhibited in this thread what they call "code talking"?


26 Jan 05 - 06:56 PM (#1389638)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

Jus shows its gud to ave a code then?


26 Jan 05 - 06:59 PM (#1389641)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

Still nod urd vrum jOhn vrum Ull ave we?


27 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM (#1389978)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin

Id kleedex rubbidge?

It id whed I'b dud wid it.


27 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM (#1390190)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

dodda teep dis dread goig


27 Jan 05 - 12:20 PM (#1390237)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Code weader is rubbidge! 30 below this morning in Orillia.


27 Jan 05 - 01:08 PM (#1390282)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin

Id buggin' code `ere doo. Gar didden wadda dart did bordig.


27 Jan 05 - 01:10 PM (#1390283)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin

Agdully, id darded; id dyus didden wadda go in gear.


27 Jan 05 - 01:44 PM (#1390325)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince

"Frogprince mithpelt "ob"." Fud ou, Bee-dub; diz iz a code tred, nod a spewwing tred.
    Frodprind.


27 Jan 05 - 06:10 PM (#1390590)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

I bid veelig de code ere doo...doo vlippin code ver be,,,I wish I wus dear de equader ware de sud alwys shides.


27 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM (#1390607)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa

I'd warm here, but that dudden't keeb by dose frub runnid. Doe much for da deserd.


27 Jan 05 - 06:34 PM (#1390614)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: *Laura*

i god a code id by dose


27 Jan 05 - 08:02 PM (#1390717)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST

I lub dit dred.

I wid id ad bin darted doo week ago wed I ad anawfuh code. Bine wad doh bad id gabe me wobbly degs do.

Dick dum mendolated vadeline (be ab "Vicks", dorry, "Bicks" inna OOKAY) ub you doze an id helbs do clear id and brodecds do skid ad well.

Hobe dit helbs,

Dray D


27 Jan 05 - 08:03 PM (#1390718)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST

DAB!! By cookie id dead.

Dray D


27 Jan 05 - 08:07 PM (#1390722)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Gray D

AHA!! Ibe back ad bee.

Dray D


27 Jan 05 - 09:51 PM (#1390814)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin

Dese predzles are bagid be dirsdy.


27 Jan 05 - 09:53 PM (#1390819)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO

A good predzle will do dat.


27 Jan 05 - 10:09 PM (#1390839)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

I dote kdow what do do. Dere's bucus all ober by boustache ad I dote trust Kleedex ady bore.


27 Jan 05 - 10:14 PM (#1390846)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO

Johd, shabe de boustache off ad yore trubbeds wid be god - alod wid de bucus.


27 Jan 05 - 10:17 PM (#1390848)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa

Welcub back Dray D.

Deresa


27 Jan 05 - 10:29 PM (#1390854)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Jeddy -
De elgdrig shaber god gubbed ub, so I'll habe do dry by banual shaber.


27 Jan 05 - 10:37 PM (#1390858)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa

Dad's really groze.


27 Jan 05 - 11:40 PM (#1390897)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk

Wadda great dread dith id!


28 Jan 05 - 08:30 AM (#1391157)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver

Yeb id id! zub vokes god berbal direer bud zub udders nod zayin buch.
Berabs dey god da vlue an ave ad ver go da bade. Iv dats de case den I hobe dey sood geds bedder.
Dage gare all.


20 Jan 10 - 11:17 AM (#2816729)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince

I god da word fribbin code ride now dod I'b hab zense dis tred wuz runding fibe andums ado. Snod dribbing lige a leagy faudit.


20 Jan 10 - 06:11 PM (#2817088)
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From: mousethief

Just reading this thread is triggering my gag reflex. Ick.

O..O
=o=


20 Jan 10 - 06:32 PM (#2817112)
Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Janie

Poor frogprince.

Just don't let anything run onto your artwork.

Or if you should be so unlucky, make sure it dries good and hard before you paint it.