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28 Jan 05 - 05:17 PM (#1391678) Subject: BS: somebody start this thread From: Mr Red go on then |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:25 PM (#1391685) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Mingulay No. |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:30 PM (#1391692) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Michael Daren't |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:34 PM (#1391695) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Bee-dubya-ell A Devil's Food Cake recipe with cocoa and fudge frosting. INGREDIENTS: 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 1 1/3 cups granulated sugar 1 1/4 cups milk, scalded 2 cups cake flour, sifted or stirred before measuring 1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 2/3 cup shortening 3 eggs 1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract PREPARATION: Grease two 9-inch layer cake pans and line bottoms with wax paper. Grease wax paper. Sift the cocoa with 1/3 cup sugar; pour into the milk gradually; stir until well blended. Set aside to cool. Sift together flour, remaining 1 cup sugar, soda, and salt. Add shortening and half of the cooled cocoa and milk mixture. Beat at medium speed of an electric hand-held mixer. Add eggs, vanilla, and remaining cocoa and milk mixture. continue beating for about 2 minutes, scraping bowl with a spatula occasionally. Pour into prepared pans. Bake at 350° for 25 to 30 minutes. Cool in the pans for 5 minutes; turn out on racks and peel off paper. Cool and frost devil's food cake as desired. |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:36 PM (#1391697) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Once Famous THIS THREAD IS FUCKED! |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM (#1391706) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: *Laura* as are you............ |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:44 PM (#1391712) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Peace What would chairs LOOK like if yer knees bent the other way? |
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28 Jan 05 - 05:53 PM (#1391726) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Little Hawk I will! Oh...damn...too late. Somebody else already did. |
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28 Jan 05 - 06:00 PM (#1391736) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Bee-dubya-ell Yes, it's probably quite true that this thread is fucked, but Martin Gibson is: Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper Asking for a second opinion (from his second head) Assaulting a friendly weapon Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Attending to the throb knob needs Auditioning the hand puppet Playing backstroke roulette Badgering the witness Baiting his hook Bangin' his bacon Banging one out Banging the Cyclops Bashing the Bishop Bashing the candle Bashing the pear Basting the ham Taking batting practice Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger Beatin' Bobby Beating Bob and the twins Beating Jack Beating off Beating the bait Beating the balloon Beating the balogna Beating the beagle Beating the bed flute Beating the Bishop Beating the dummy Beating the fuck out of your best friend Beating the goat Beating the old man Beating the pud Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snake Beating the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Beating the stick Beating his meat Cooking beef-stroke-it-off Being a virtuoso of the skin flute Being rough with the sex stick Being his own best friend Belaboring the obvious Biffing off Bleeding the weed Blowing his load Blowing his own horn Bludgeoning the beefsteak Playing blueball baseball Bobbing his boloney Bonging his shlong Booting up the hard drive Bopping Richard Bopping the bishop Bopping the Bonzo Bouncing the bunny Boxing Oscar Boxing Oscar in the closet Boxing the bald champ Boxing the clown Boxing the Jesuit Boxing the Jesuit and getting cockroaches Boxing the one-eyed clown Boxing the trouser mouse Boxing with Richard Breaking the fish tank Buckin' it Buffin' the bishop Buffing his wand Buffing the banana Buffing the rifle Buffing the wood Buffing his nuts Buggering his hand Bunning his hot dog Burning off a few calories Burping the baby Burping the worm Busting a nut Buttering his corn Calling all cum Calling down for more Mayo Calling in the National Guard to assist in a strategic crisis Caning the vandal Caping the crusader Capturing the bishop Carrying weight Casting off Changing his oil Charming the cobra Charming the one-eyed trouser snake Charming the snake Having a cheap date Cheating on his other hand Checking for testicular cancer Checking the plumbing Cheesing off Chilling the dill Choking Charlie 'till he throws up Choking Kojak Choking the bald guy until he pukes Choking the chicken Choking the hog Choking the pirate Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Choking himself into emission Chopping down Chucking one in the sink Chucking the yogurt Churning his butter Clamping the pipe Cleaning out his rope Cleaning the pipes Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops Cleaning his rifle Clearing the snorkel Climbin' the tree Climbing Mount Baldy Climbing the corporate ladder Clobbering the bad guy Clobbering the Kleenex Playing closet Frisbee Clubbing Eddy Clubbing the baby seal Clubbing the clam Clubbing the dummy Coating Prince William Sound with love oil Cocking the rifle Collecting a specimen Coming into his own Coming to grips with the situation Coming to grips with himself Committing mass spermicide Cooking the cream of cock Cooking with Wong Corralling the tadpoles Playing couch hockey for one Cracking one off Cracking the fat Crank yanking Cranking Cranking for cum Cranking one off Cranking the love pump Cranking the monkey Cranking the shank Crimping the wire Crowning the king Cuddlin' the Kielbasa Cuffing the carrot Cuffing the dummy Cuffing the puppy Custer's Last Stand Dancing round the maypole Dancing the two-fisted tango Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye Dating Miss Michigan (think geography) Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters Debugging the hard drive Decongesting the weasel Doing the Devil's Handshake (Catholic School) Dick whacking Diddle whacking Diddling Digging for change Digitally oscillating hiss penis Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile Disciplining the primate Disseminating Doing the Dew Doin' a loner with his boner Doin' the solitary rhumba Doing a hand job Doing an impression of Goofy Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love Doing handiwork Doing it his way Doing the five-knuckle shuffle Doing the hand jive Doing the hand-cooter Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT Doing the janitor thing Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump Doing the plotkin Doing the pork sword jiggle Doing the sin of Onan Doing the White Knuckler Doing his own thing Doodling his noodle Downing at the club (for members only) Downing the pitcher Draining the dragon Draining the lizard Draining the main vein Draining the monster Draining the one-eyed monster Draining the poisons from the building Draining the vats Draining the vein Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust Driving the skin bus Droppin' a wad of hot wax Dropping a line Dropping stomach pancakes Dropping the kids off at the pool Dry humping the ottoman Duking the Bishop Dundering the devil-dolphin Electing the president Emptying his sex pistol Engaging in safe sex Erupting Ol' Faithful Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell Evicting the testicular squatters Falling in love with his right hand Faxing Jimmy Dean Faxing the Pope Feeding the chooks Feeding the ducks Fetching milk Filling Charlie's magic sock Finding hismelf Firing the flesh musket Firing the love rifle Firing the presidential staff Firing the Surgeon General Firming his worm Fishing for the two-toned trouser trout Fishing for zipper trout Fist fucking And that's only the beginning |
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28 Jan 05 - 06:02 PM (#1391738) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Once Famous Laura, you are beyond fucked. |
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28 Jan 05 - 06:04 PM (#1391743) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Bert Doesn't take much to get you cussing, does it Kay? |
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28 Jan 05 - 06:08 PM (#1391747) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: The Fooles Troupe Very erudite for only Part One, Bee-dubya-ell. Laura, you must be in Bliss then.... |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:10 PM (#1391796) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Amos B'Gawd, B'DUbya, you must be using the Devil's Thesaurus!!! A |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:16 PM (#1391803) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: freda underhill somebody will stop this thread. |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:28 PM (#1391813) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Chris Green Has it started yet? |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:34 PM (#1391820) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Cluin Skuld will stop it. That's been her job for a long time now. |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:37 PM (#1391824) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Chris Green While we're on the subject of synonyms for masturbation, my personal favourite has always been 'slapping the one-string bass'. |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:44 PM (#1391831) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: freda underhill never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river. |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM (#1391834) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Chris Green Never lend money to a man wearing rollerskates. |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:56 PM (#1391846) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Teresa If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack ... |
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28 Jan 05 - 07:59 PM (#1391848) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Chris Green I've just scanned the list of euphemisms more fully. "Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick"????? How is that a euphemism? It made me laugh a bit though, in a kind of if-I-were-eight-years-old kind of way... Ahem I'll be off now, then.... |
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28 Jan 05 - 10:40 PM (#1391930) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Little Hawk Amazing. Martin, you have become a dominating icon on this forum. Even William Shatner must be consumed with envy at this strange turn of events... :-) As for the NYCFTTS, that is just a dimly fading memory. |
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29 Jan 05 - 01:11 AM (#1392037) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Bee-dubya-ell Yas, funding for the the NYCFTTS has been sorta slim since Blowjob Bill left office. "You are fucked! Get over it!" from M.G. is about all the current administration is willing to finance. |
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29 Jan 05 - 10:11 PM (#1392854) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: LadyJean When I advertise my cleaning business in anything but The Jewish Chronicle, I get calls from perverts. Now I thought it was a bit odd for the guy to call at 5 a.m. on a Sunday, but he sounded legitimate. Then I heard the heavy breathing. Then I said. "It's five in the morning. If you want to autoeroticize, call a 900 number!" While I was charmed with the Euphemisms, I'm not sure Mr. Gibson has a lizard to milk, at least not so's you'd notice. |
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30 Jan 05 - 02:59 AM (#1392960) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Teresa I can never start a thread. I usually find the ends of them hanging out and they get snagged ... and soon they are longer and longer. If I have to find where they started, or where I think they started, they get snipped off. Isn't that ironic? :-P Teresa |
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30 Jan 05 - 11:30 AM (#1393274) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: GUEST,Rosanna Maybe this'll get a conversation going........ What came first, the chicken or the egg??? I vote the egg lmao don't know why but a whole chicken can't just suddenly appear...I don't think so anyway....... Rosanna :) |
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30 Jan 05 - 03:47 PM (#1393520) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Liz the Squeak Teresa, do you not find that if you snip the thread, your pant leg falls off? My mother did that once... pulled a thread on her skirt and the whole seam undid. She was not happy.. .she was in Woolworths at the time! LTS |
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30 Jan 05 - 04:04 PM (#1393540) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: *Laura* Wow I must say - I am impressed! |
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30 Jan 05 - 08:03 PM (#1393756) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Mingulay The end of my thread's disappeared into that little tunnel of fabric and I can't get at it to pull it out. I keep shouting "refresh" at it but it's not listening. |
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30 Jan 05 - 08:51 PM (#1393810) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Teresa LOL Liz! I guess that's a cautionary tale! Hasn't happened to me ... yet. :) Teresa |
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30 Jan 05 - 09:47 PM (#1393844) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: khandu Any body want to dance?? |
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30 Jan 05 - 09:50 PM (#1393846) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Once Famous No, I want dinner. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:15 PM (#1394773) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: *Laura* go and get it yourself then. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:26 PM (#1394790) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Once Famous I will, but it won't be your lousy cooking. |
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31 Jan 05 - 06:06 PM (#1394850) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: *Laura* exactly.... |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:01 PM (#1396066) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: GUEST,Skipy, need to read the "G" - "Z" list. Skipy. gigly like nine year old! |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM (#1396071) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Liz the Squeak Don't you just hate those bits of thread that stick out from the label in the backs of your clothes? Grrrrrrrrrrr LTS |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:11 PM (#1396079) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Teresa Especially when they tickle my throat. Oops. :) Teresa |
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01 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM (#1396210) Subject: RE: BS: somebody start this thread From: Mr Red Bee-dubya-ell I didn't expect a mass debate. |