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BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners

28 Jan 05 - 06:24 PM (#1391770)
Subject: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin

Back to the store I go.


28 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM (#1391774)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Little Hawk

You wouldn't eat them at all if you knew what goes into them... :-)


28 Jan 05 - 06:32 PM (#1391777)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin

I know. I'm opting for a veggie pita instead.


28 Jan 05 - 06:57 PM (#1391788)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Peace

Why are your bags loose?


28 Jan 05 - 10:13 PM (#1391916)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: number 6

I've always hear that 'you wouldn't eat them if you knew what was in them' .... nobody has ever told me what is in them. Does anyone really know what is in them?

sIx


28 Jan 05 - 10:17 PM (#1391919)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Rapparee

Sodium nitrate, among other things. Which made us, as children, wonder: since Sodium Nitrate can be substituted for Potassium nitrate in gunpowder, could you stick a fuse in a weiner and use it as an explosive?

Really. We were a precocious bunch and knew more than we should have.


28 Jan 05 - 10:43 PM (#1391936)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Little Hawk

All the bits and pieces that are deemed to be too unpalatable to be served to you in an identifiable form, that's what...


28 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM (#1391943)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Peace

What's in 'em? I heard it referred to as 'lips and assholes'.

Good though.


28 Jan 05 - 11:07 PM (#1391968)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: GUEST,heric

I used to make them. It was my job, on occassion, to trapse into the shipping department, collect expired meats, and drag them on a dolly back to the end of the plant.

Then I would take all this old meat, and dump it into a giant vat, at least twenty feet across in my imagination, where giant automatic rakes spun slowly around in this ex-meat goo. So gooey it was, that from there it was sucked up through giant pipes (12" diameter?) to an upper floor where I never ventured.

I still eat them.


29 Jan 05 - 02:55 AM (#1392067)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Dave Hanson

Mystery bags.

eric


29 Jan 05 - 05:39 AM (#1392110)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: John MacKenzie

Jess Conrad!


29 Jan 05 - 07:40 AM (#1392154)
Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin

"lips & assholes"?

That can mean a lot of different things... contents of a weiner, the destination of a weiner, some of the higher priced items on the menu of a bordello, a political assembly...