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BS: Needle with thread.

29 Jan 05 - 11:23 AM (#1392288)
Subject: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Mr Red

It won't take long for Martin, Gibson, Clinton and Hammond to cotton on.

No apologies if I left any sharp souls out...........


29 Jan 05 - 02:30 PM (#1392457)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Georgiansilver

They're sure to er "cotton" on to it. Sew what?. Is it for reel? I ask myself. Hope this thread has us all in stitches!
Best wishes.


29 Jan 05 - 05:32 PM (#1392627)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Liz the Squeak

Eye hope there is a point to all this?

LTS


29 Jan 05 - 06:00 PM (#1392646)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Georgiansilver

If there is a point, don't embroider the truth!
Best wishes.


30 Jan 05 - 03:10 AM (#1392966)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: hilda fish

I'd have to say that you'd be pretty needle sharp to get the point. Stitching it all together as I see it, I'd say the point was in the thread ........


30 Jan 05 - 07:30 AM (#1393079)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST

The point is "A stitch in time saves nine"


30 Jan 05 - 08:04 AM (#1393106)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: catlova

Lets hope we can weave dreams and fantasies, without getting too pinned down by a boulevarde of broken seams.


30 Jan 05 - 08:13 AM (#1393112)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Georgiansilver

I think we have the "measure" of this thread now. It will bring a thimbleful of cheer to some who read it. Be good for anyone on the "shuttle" to read.
Best wishes.


30 Jan 05 - 08:19 AM (#1393119)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Liz the Squeak

Someone had a strange notion to start this.. I think it's starting to unravel.

LTS


30 Jan 05 - 09:48 AM (#1393181)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Mr Red

knot what it seams?


30 Jan 05 - 03:11 PM (#1393484)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Georgiansilver

Could say some of us are warped or is it weft? A thread "laced" with pin-down humour. Was hoping it would start a "chain" reaction but it may just be "cast-off" through lack of interest.
Best wishes, Mike.


30 Jan 05 - 03:21 PM (#1393493)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Teresa

I remember hearing robin williamson doing a version of this song. :)

Teresa


30 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM (#1393499)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Megan L

Who done it? It wisny me its a stitch up honest injuns


30 Jan 05 - 06:27 PM (#1393669)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: frogprince

I prefer ladies who haven't a stitch.


31 Jan 05 - 12:42 AM (#1393930)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Shanghaiceltic

Darn! I was trying to think of something to say.


31 Jan 05 - 06:39 AM (#1394089)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST

I looked for pearls, but found only a dry plain.


31 Jan 05 - 08:33 PM (#1395076)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Mr Happy

'tis easier for a poor man to pass through the knee of an idol than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven'


31 Jan 05 - 09:00 PM (#1395108)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Once Famous

Is your pussy normal?


01 Feb 05 - 05:11 PM (#1396077)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST,Mrr

Bobbin for a point, here...


01 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM (#1396084)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Teresa

I have two; one is normal and one is not. Guess which. ;)

Teresa


01 Feb 05 - 05:15 PM (#1396087)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Liz the Squeak

One of mine is nearly bald.

: )

LTS


01 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM (#1396091)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST,Skipy

we must be able to selvage something from this.

Skipy


01 Feb 05 - 06:57 PM (#1396218)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Mr Red

I'm taking a nap


02 Feb 05 - 08:01 AM (#1396707)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST,Blowzabella at work

a-hem!


03 Feb 05 - 12:41 AM (#1397480)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Shanghaiceltic

I still have a sailmakers palm , and no it is not a naval sex aid!


03 Feb 05 - 12:44 AM (#1397481)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Teresa

hmmm, I don't even know the question to ask as a folllow-up to that one. :)

Teresa


03 Feb 05 - 12:56 AM (#1397489)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Rustic Rebel

It seams to have unraveled a needling prick.


03 Feb 05 - 05:10 AM (#1397620)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: The Fooles Troupe

... seems to have pricked an unravelled looney, more like...


03 Feb 05 - 12:35 PM (#1398039)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST,Mrr

Are there any Singers here?


03 Feb 05 - 12:43 PM (#1398056)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Bunnahabhain

I have been accused of being a singer. A folk singer at that. She'd run out of bad things to accuse me of!

Anyway, all work is to be done by hand. It might be faster with a machine, but the vibrations are too much to put up with...


03 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM (#1398063)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Layah

Nobody could run out of bad things to accuse you of. But you can't pin me down on that. I'll just string you along. Don't worry, just needling you.


03 Feb 05 - 12:52 PM (#1398068)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Bunnahabhain

It does seam that way.


03 Feb 05 - 01:07 PM (#1398097)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: robomatic

I'm sizing up this thread, but I feel as though a wrap of wool has been pulled over my eyes, and the truth won't skein, er scan worth a knit.


04 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM (#1398960)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Gypsy

Nope, theres no hope weft


04 Feb 05 - 11:27 AM (#1398976)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I just o-pinned (or would it be o-punned) this thread for the first time.

I like it. It's nice to see a thread in which nobody has mentioned spatulas. We'll do our best to keep this thread free of the growing spatula infestation.


04 Feb 05 - 12:11 PM (#1399023)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: GUEST

Hem hem there doesn't seem to be a pattern to the thread.


04 Feb 05 - 07:22 PM (#1399516)
Subject: RE: BS: Needle with thread.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Bee-dubya-ell

now you have torn it...