29 Jan 05 - 01:47 PM (#1392411) Subject: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: John M. Hello everyone, If you are easily offended, please STOP READING. This thread is for mature audiences only. Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. Here is a traditional bawdy parody which should be added to the DT database. It is often titled: "Syphilis" (recording) Any help is appreciated.
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29 Jan 05 - 02:13 PM (#1392440) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterd From: GUEST It is already posted in the Rugby Songs Thread - http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=4377#594497 |
29 Jan 05 - 02:37 PM (#1392464) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: John M. Gargoyle did a cut and paste from the digital hash house hymnal and it appears that very few of the songs from that thread were added the TD database. Hence I am presenting individual songs with the Lyr Add preface to encourage the song addition to the DB -- which is different than a thread. I am also trying to present a song text which is derived from a field recording. This is different than a songbook text. If you notice, my text has no chorus and a few strange verses (amputees!), which are not in the Hash Hymnal derived text. I will post up other field derived texts as my time permits... |
29 Jan 05 - 02:42 PM (#1392469) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: breezy dont bother grow up |
29 Jan 05 - 02:49 PM (#1392477) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Don Firth From lyrics composed by Dr. Helen Davies and her microbiology students at the University of Pennsylvania. ### LEPROSY (To the tune of "Yesterday," by the Beatles) Leprosy, Bits and pieces falling off of me. But it isn't the toxicity; It's just neglect of injury. Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. Can't feel anything peripherally From swollen nerves, hypersensitivity. Why don't leprae grow in vitro? We cannot say. In vivo they grow very slow, Once in 12 da ... ay ... ay ... ays. Hard to get, But the stigma hasn't faded yet. Don't keep an armadillo* as a pet. Clofazamine and Dapsone--don't forget. ### *Bit of esoterica, perhaps: one out of six armadillos found in the Texas and Louisiana coastal marshes harbor leprosy. Some cases of leprosy in humans could possibly result from zoonotic transmission from armadillos. Although the incidence of this is believed to be low, before keeping an armadillo as a pet, one should be congnizant of the possiblility. I first head this on an interview with Prof. Helen Davies on NPR a couple of years ago. Very funny lady in a grim sort of way. I might mention that, although she is quite happy if people want to sing these microbiological parodies, I believe she said the material is copyrighted. Here's another example of the work fo Prof. Davies and her students: HERPES SIMPLEX 1 AND 2 (To "The Sound of Silence," by Simon and Garfunkel) Hello, herpes, our old friend, Will be with us 'til the end. 'Cause the virus softly creeping Left its genes while we were sleeping. Not integrated into our genome, It will roam, that episome. The DNA of herpes. Herpes simplex 1 and 2 Will forever be with you. On our gums, lips, eyes, or down there, too, And there isn't much that we can do, But there is acyclovir to help, And we'll want help From herpes hurting you. "Fools," say I, "you must beware!" Herpes simplex's everywhere. Symptomatic or in the ganglia, Caught in New York or in East Anglia. It will be latent And reoccur when times are bad, And you'll be had When herpes comes for you. ### Stay healthy. Don Firth |
29 Jan 05 - 04:07 PM (#1392550) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterd From: GUEST,.gargoyle Ummmm -so sorry John - "no cut and paste" from the Gargoyle.
Reading above the posting you are referencing you will find the Yesterday Song attribution songbook published in 2004 by the Cardiff, Wales Hotelier's Association.
Sincerely, |
30 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM (#1393417) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,observer breezy: your response was so enlightening! Clearly demonstrates the depth of your intellectual capabilities. |
30 Jan 05 - 08:11 PM (#1393764) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Uke This may not be much use, all I can remember is one similiar verse, learnt in the school playground at the age of 10 (New Zealand 1980) and sung with great enthusiasm!: Leprosy I've got bits a-falling off o' me I'm not half the man I used to be Oh I believe in leprosy. |
30 Jan 05 - 11:13 PM (#1393887) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterd From: Peace " *Bit of esoterica, perhaps: one out of six armadillos found in the Texas and Louisiana coastal marshes harbor leprosy" That was also mentioned in Michener's novel, "Texas". |
31 Jan 05 - 12:31 PM (#1394407) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterd From: fogie I wonder where one can find more medical parodies, I remember we used to sing lots -I wish I could remember the words of Melaena -it started Melaena I've just passed a big black melaena and suddenly that name will never be the same to me..... |
19 May 15 - 08:46 AM (#3709964) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST I learnt this song as: Gonorrhea I went and stuck it in her rear (Audience: "Wrong hole!") And now my urine isn't quite so clear Oh, I believe in Gonorrhea Public Lice Damn things near as big as mice And I tell you they're not very nice Oh, I believe in Public Lice Syphalis It all started with a little kiss Now it hurst when I try to piss Oh, I believe in Syphalis Leprosy Bit are falling off of me (Audience: "Just the tip!") I'm not half the man I used to be Oh, I believe in Leprosy Amputees They're already on the knees Just the height to slide it in with ease Oh, I believe in Amputees Birth Control When having children quite you goal But you want to cum in every hole Oh, I believe in Birth Control |
19 May 15 - 11:34 AM (#3710011) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,gillymor To the tune of "These Foolish Things": The shattered remnant of a used French letter, A dose of syphilis that won't get better, Oh when I piss how it stings, These foolish things, Remind me of you. |
19 May 20 - 03:53 PM (#4053747) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,akenaton Why on earth would anyone want to sing, compose or listen to these lyrics? Do some people find sexually transmitted disease, funny? |
19 May 20 - 04:26 PM (#4053752) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Jeri In short, yes. Seeing that it's based on "Leprosy", which is also a parody. I supposed that's funnier. I worked in public health, part of which was interviewing STD patients, and finding contacts. Humor is often a way to make things seem not so bit of a deal. But I don't think very many people don't understand that. |
19 May 20 - 05:20 PM (#4053759) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Jeri Or conversely (thanks to Kilgore Trout who was AKA some other famous author), there isn't anything we laugh at that doesn't have its root in pain of some sort. Think about it. |
19 May 20 - 05:31 PM (#4053763) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,akenaton I don't think it has anything to do with making folk feel better Jeri, it is base and unproductive, it de-sensitises people. I used to play amateur football and we all sang in the bus on the way home...anyone attempting to sing lyrics like these would have been thrown out. |
19 May 20 - 06:34 PM (#4053778) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Jeri Don't ever work as any sort of first responder, Ake. |
19 May 20 - 07:03 PM (#4053785) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,akenaton Well Jeri, some of the best folk songs deal with the "pain of love", but I always imagined that pain to be emotional.....not physical, though emotional pain can be cathartic at times so I suppose you have a point, but these parodies are crass, often misogynous and downright cruel with no redeeming features. |
20 May 20 - 06:06 AM (#4053850) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Dave Hanson Some dirty knickers and an old French letter, A dose of syphilis that won't get better, My how it stings, these foolish things, Remind me of you. Dave H |
20 May 20 - 08:12 AM (#4053877) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Johnny J Oh I know many people try to make make light of such things just as a coping mechanism. I've also witnessed this sort of thing in my old line of work and have been guilty of such behaviour myself. Also, I've usually felt even more guilty afterwards when I've thought or behaved along such lines. I remember back in February not taking the looming Coronavirus epidemic too seriously but now over 35,000 people in The UK have died. A lot more actually, if you include care home and other figures. So, there's nothing funny about such things at all. If it's only yourself who is suffering, then I daresay it's OK to joke about it but not on behalf of or at the expense of others. |
20 May 20 - 08:22 AM (#4053878) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: Gordon Jackson ... for mature audiences only. That's good. |
20 May 20 - 08:44 AM (#4053883) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,akenaton Well John my view on the virus and Care Homes involves a complete re-think on how we treat our old people, most of these homes are simply not fit for purpose, where dozens of frail and often demented old folks are thrown together in unsafe and unsuitable accommodation. I have always considered you a gentleman in the best sense of the word and your contribution above bears out my opinion.....best wishes.Ake. |
20 May 20 - 09:04 AM (#4053888) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST I think a major problem we've had over recent years is the demise of cottage and community hospitals. We really need a sort of half way house between critical care and treatment hospitals and nursing/ care homes. Many people who require proper nursing are shunted into care homes where they or their relatives also have to pay for the facilities. If they still need to be nursed and receive other medical attention then it should still be covered by The NHS budget in some way. |
20 May 20 - 09:05 AM (#4053890) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,Johnny J Sorry that was me above |
20 May 20 - 11:44 AM (#4053940) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: GUEST,akenaton My views exactly John. |
20 May 20 - 12:06 PM (#4053947) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: John MacKenzie YUK |
08 Sep 23 - 05:19 PM (#4181013) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e YESTERDAY July 8, 2000. Hamilton Hornets Rugby Football Club Official Song Book, Rev 2. Retrieved form www.hamiltonrugby.com/docs/songbook.pdf PDF is in our collection. |
08 Sep 23 - 05:19 PM (#4187384) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e YESTERDAY July 8, 2000. Hamilton Hornets Rugby Football Club Official Song Book, Rev 2. Retrieved form www.hamiltonrugby.com/docs/songbook.pdf PDF is in our collection. |
08 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM (#4187385) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e BIRTH CONTROL 1991. Raunchy Songs. [songsheets of Phi Kappa Psi, on the campus of UCLA]. See online here: https://archive.org/details/1991-phi-kappa-psi-raunchy-songs |
08 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM (#4181023) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e BIRTH CONTROL 1991. Raunchy Songs. [songsheets of Phi Kappa Psi, on the campus of UCLA]. See online here: https://archive.org/details/1991-phi-kappa-psi-raunchy-songs |
08 Sep 23 - 06:35 PM (#4181025) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e P-File: "Leprosy/Syphilis" The "Perversity File" [from Central Michigan University Marching band] which was sent to Ed Cray in 1994 by David R. and Michael F. The accompanying cassettes to this "P-File" has the recording of "Leprosy". It turns out that the singer is John Valby (aka Dr Dirty). |
08 Sep 23 - 06:35 PM (#4187386) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e P-File: "Leprosy/Syphilis" The "Perversity File" [from Central Michigan University Marching band] which was sent to Ed Cray in 1994 by David R. and Michael F. The accompanying cassettes to this "P-File" has the recording of "Leprosy". It turns out that the singer is John Valby (aka Dr Dirty). |
08 Sep 23 - 06:57 PM (#4187387) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e 103. PREGNANCY (AND VARIATIONS) Paul "Flying Booger" Woodford's "Hash Hymns", text file, which was sent to Ed Cray in 1994. |
08 Sep 23 - 06:57 PM (#4181028) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' From: and e 103. PREGNANCY (AND VARIATIONS) Paul "Flying Booger" Woodford's "Hash Hymns", text file, which was sent to Ed Cray in 1994. |