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30 Jan 05 - 09:26 AM (#1393164) Subject: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Concerned Sir jOhn are you OK? - you have been very quiet lately, maybe you are on holiday from the curry ship, we are missing your humorous contributions, it could do with a little light entertainment round here at the moment. |
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30 Jan 05 - 09:35 AM (#1393171) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: John MacKenzie Message last week said he couldn't get on line when we were having our bout of Mudcatniptions, nothing since then. Giok |
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30 Jan 05 - 09:36 AM (#1393173) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: number 6 I hope he is ok .... I too miss his humorous contibutions here at the Mudcat. |
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30 Jan 05 - 11:10 AM (#1393254) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,milk monitor Yes I miss him too. Sometimes I just have the time to log on briefly...scan the new threads and see he hasn't been in. NO disrespect to other threads but I often don't have the time to take part and just fancy a quick laugh. When I do have the time to browse around I find alot of very interesting 'stuff' to read. And lately alot of bickering best avoided. Come back soon jOhn. Your public awaits. |
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30 Jan 05 - 11:14 AM (#1393261) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: SINSULL Dead moggies, old men and apple cores, Russian spoon bending mystics, and rubbish, lots of rubbish. Where are you Sir jOhn? |
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30 Jan 05 - 11:21 AM (#1393269) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Little Hawk Not enough rubbish today... |
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30 Jan 05 - 01:31 PM (#1393386) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Georgiansilver jOhd cub bac plis...wee mis yew. |
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30 Jan 05 - 01:46 PM (#1393394) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: SINSULL Actually - Israeli spoon bending mystics |
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30 Jan 05 - 01:56 PM (#1393402) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sorcha He might be miffed............. |
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30 Jan 05 - 02:50 PM (#1393461) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: John MacKenzie Do you mean his huff arrived and he went off in it? Giok |
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30 Jan 05 - 02:53 PM (#1393466) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Off on an intensive spelling correction course ? |
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30 Jan 05 - 02:57 PM (#1393469) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Teresa Also see this thread. |
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31 Jan 05 - 03:27 AM (#1393993) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Hello Sir jOhn - where ever you are |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:09 AM (#1394008) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST He's definitely sick |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:00 AM (#1394038) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne I went round to see him yesterday at 3.32pm (approx) and woke him up! He was in something of a stupor, but he reckons Mudcat have blocked his access to this site, or deleted him or whatever it's called. I will see him again or thursday and hopefully get more details from Hull's favourite Knight. Accordians, the true path! |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:04 AM (#1394041) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Raggytash Ted ...... don't be daft ....... 'ull's favourite night is Friday |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:31 AM (#1394052) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Skipjack K8 Congratulations on your Damascene experience, Edward, long may you thrill to the scurl of the aerophone. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:31 AM (#1394053) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: El Dano Flamingo ted Are YOU well Accordians true path indeed |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:12 AM (#1394109) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Accordians are quite solid, so walking, or jumping up and down repeatly in big boots, on them should work.... |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:16 AM (#1394199) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: El Dano Dear Bunahabhabhabhab Obviously you are a kindred spirit whe the hell did you get that name Was it a Boy named Sue scenario Just Asking |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:20 AM (#1394203) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Raggytash Bunnahabhain is a fine Scottish single malt whisky, think it should be pronounce boo na halve in but I'm sure I'll be correctly shortly if I'm mistaken ! |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:55 AM (#1394236) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Mrr And how is Laphroig (sp?) pronounced? |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:02 AM (#1394244) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Once Famous He is suffering from a spelling and grammar disorder. |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:10 AM (#1394253) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Boo na HA vin is what I belive to be right. But as I only know a few words of Gaelic, excluding whiskeys, feel free to correct me if you know better. Laphroaig: laFROYG , leapfrog or "Bloody hell, that's really smokey" |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:16 AM (#1394268) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Schoolmaster Bunnahabhain, Did ye say "whiskeys"? |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:23 AM (#1394275) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Next time someone heads over to see him, tell him to try http://207.103.108.99/threads.cfm or http://207.103.108.105/threads.cfm to get into Mudcat. He'll end up as a guest, but it might work as a temporary fix. SRS |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:29 AM (#1394284) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain I did. I'm sorry. I don't know where that e came from, but it can go back there..... My spelling is only slightly better than that of the eponomous subject of the thread. whisky whisky whisky whisky whisky whisky etc Bunnahabhain |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:43 AM (#1394299) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,wrrrishkshy you can spell it how the **** you like as long as I can just drink it !!!!! |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:02 AM (#1394315) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Raggytash Correct you can spell it any way you like, but I wouldn't recommend spelling with an "e" in a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night Whiskey is the Irish spelling and the Scots can be a touch temperamental about people spelling their WHISKY with an "e" in it |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:05 AM (#1394318) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: John MacKenzie I think Joh9n might just have been the anonymous Guest (Concerned) who started this thread, you know what he's like :~) Giok |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:11 AM (#1394321) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend jOhn cant spill consurned |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:15 AM (#1394324) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain So long as he doesn't spill too much whiskey, we don't mind... |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:25 AM (#1394336) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage John spells just fine when the occasion calls for it. |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:45 AM (#1394351) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Strollin' Johnny Bunnahabhainn pronounces Bunnahabhainn correctly. It is the Queen of Islay whiskies, and I have had the pleasure of visiting the distillery there on three occasions. Woooooooo-Hoo! Getting back to the business of the thread, if Sir Edward de Beverleigh is correct and Sir jOhn has been banned from Mudcat, why is that dick (oops, sorry, only half a dick) Martian Gibbon still around? |
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31 Jan 05 - 02:33 PM (#1394567) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: John MacKenzie A perspicacious enquiry Perambulating Johnathan :~) Giok |
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31 Jan 05 - 03:00 PM (#1394602) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Big Al Whittle Best wishes jOhn! |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:14 PM (#1394689) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: freda underhill the problem with being bumped from the cat, is that not everyone has four legs to make the landing easy. |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:19 PM (#1394692) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Joe Offer Well, John hasn't been blocked. If he has trouble logging in, have him contact me. He's on WEBTV or some other television-based service, and sometimes it's tricky to log on with those things. Thanks. -Joe Offer- joe-offer@msn.cm |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:21 PM (#1394694) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Peace jOhn: 'alf yer threads are rubibsh. And I lvoe 'em. Get yer arse back here, not soon, but real soon, like now. |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:29 PM (#1394976) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Mingulay Come back jOhn, everything's forgiven, nothing's forgotten. This is still the best spelin shite. |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:53 PM (#1395013) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Blowzabella I miss you jOhn...please come back soooon Blowz xx |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:41 AM (#1395403) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Cretinous yahoo Of all the people who should be booted out of here, John is surely the last. |
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01 Feb 05 - 08:44 AM (#1395528) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: John MacKenzie Ah Freda on the subject of cats in the landing on their feet context, I have a question for you. If toast always falls butter side down, and a cat always lands on its' feet. What would happen if you strapped a bit of buttered toast to the cat's back? I expect it's the reverse in Australia where you live! Giok¦¬] |
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01 Feb 05 - 09:03 AM (#1395543) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain You can use the above assembly as a cheap alternative to magnets in a levitaiting monorail. I'll find the full article.... Bunnahabhain. |
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01 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM (#1395546) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain There we go, if you really needed to know... When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. ........and then this mail got this reply from one of the recipients I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t(c) where p is the probability of carpet impact. s is the "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet. Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero. t(c) and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken Tikka Masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximized if you use chicken Tikka Masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a p value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken Tikka Masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research. Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken Tikka Masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet. Bunnahabhain |
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01 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM (#1395662) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: JennyO Bunnahabhain, that was BS of the highest quality, and I certainly know my BS. I think it definitely belongs on the MOAB, which currently seems to be suffering from too much tech talk. I'm sure Mother would be honoured by a visit from you!! |
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01 Feb 05 - 11:15 AM (#1395681) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Thank you for you kind invitaition, but I don't feel I am ready for the top flight yet. Probably best left to the professionals, who can handle almost 6000 posts with a quiet dignity. Besides, I would need to get past my compulsion to read all the previous posts on a thread, and I have something to do in the next two days.... |
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01 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM (#1395749) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Layah Bunnahabhain: I know just what you mean. I stay away from MOAB, because I just know if I take a look at it I'll spend the next week reading all the old stuff. I think this forum is dangerous for my health. |
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01 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM (#1395986) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: El Dano whats moab |
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01 Feb 05 - 04:04 PM (#1396012) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: open mike perhaps it is Mother Of All BS or perhaps it is a place in Utah where there are tremendous arches... http://www.discovermoab.com/ in either case i am afraid to enter for fear of wandering aimlessly thru gigantic formations for eons http://www.discovermoab.com/archesnationalpark.htm Website: www.nps.gov/arch/ |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:53 PM (#1396116) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,jOhns fare whether friend Sir jOhn is ill even when he is OK. Wheelcum bak whin youse get hear jOhn. Hears jOhnny!! (You are a funny guy jOhn, no madder what I say) |
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01 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM (#1396327) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy Come on you jOhn...........Come on you jOhn.............Come on you jOhn............................. |
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01 Feb 05 - 08:44 PM (#1396349) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Just as useful and constructive as jOhns posts. In his continued abscence, we must do our best to fill in... bunnahabhain |
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01 Feb 05 - 08:47 PM (#1396352) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Little Hawk This thread is rubbish. |
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01 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM (#1396357) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Teresa So wot this all about? |
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01 Feb 05 - 09:13 PM (#1396377) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain MOAB? Miracle Of Anucleate Brevity? Multiple Old Aztec Bananas? Must Others Always Better? ( these suggestions, and if not why not?) Bunnahabhain |
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02 Feb 05 - 12:39 AM (#1396550) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage 9 -- here's thinking of you, jOhn9! |
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02 Feb 05 - 12:43 AM (#1396556) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Little Hawk I 9fail to 9see what peo9ple are going on 9about here. |
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02 Feb 05 - 01:03 AM (#1396568) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Rustic Rebel heloo.jOhn |
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02 Feb 05 - 05:25 AM (#1396677) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Flamenco ted I have just sent a text to His Highness to the effect that he has not been ex communicated. I don't expect a reply because he never has any bloody phone credit. Don't forget you can meet His Gloriousness in person this thursday, at HULL FLOCK CLUB, NEWSTEAD STREET, HULL. |
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02 Feb 05 - 05:18 PM (#1397104) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Joe Offer Will somebody please go to John's house and re-communicate him? I miss him. -Joe Offer- |
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02 Feb 05 - 05:24 PM (#1397111) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Teresa Me, too. :) Ok, what is all this 9 business? :) Reminds me of inflationary vocabulary, as thought up by Victor Borga (sp?) Anyway, if you take any word that has a number in it, raise that number by one. Thus: "I ate my tenderloin with my fork." becomes "I nined my elevenderloin with my fivk." Oh well, this has nothing to do with anything ... carry on! come back Sir jOhn! Teresa |
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02 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM (#1397123) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend A visit to jOhns abode is in hand - and its his flok club tomorah... |
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02 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM (#1397168) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Sir JOhn, like myself, has some kind of ntl cabletv internet access. This has been very highly incompatible with Mudcat in the last few weeks. Today is the first day I have manged to get proper access to the forum for quite a little while. I think Sir JOhn has even greater problems, and has maybe given up trying. If anyone sees him tomorrow at HUll Flok Club, please tell him I've PMed him to explain why the Boat Band is not going to be able to come to his club next month, but we will later in the year. The cabletv theory may be wrong.It may be he is about to dismiss the government and take permanent control himself, in emulation of the King of Nepal. That is why he has not been on Mudcat, he is writing a new constitution. |
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02 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM (#1397262) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Blowzabella I miss him too - even more days have gone by and no jOhn ...please come back Sir jOhn.... Blowz x |
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03 Feb 05 - 12:51 AM (#1397486) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: The Fooles Troupe We shall Refuse to participate in this thread until Sir John returns! Battel Babbel Bottel Lady TangylWyt Lady Lucrativa Lady De KupCake - known to her close friends as Lady De Kup. Message forwarded by Robin Fooles Troupe Scribe. |
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03 Feb 05 - 03:28 AM (#1397560) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Greg, I got your PM. check yours for my reply QUICK before this thing crashes again. You are right though, he has a crappy internet access system and has a lot more problems than us posh broadband gentlemen. Rubbishe, the true path! |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM (#1397785) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Life? Just curios, do you have a teddy dresed as a psanish dacner? |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM (#1397798) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Is a spanish dancer dressed as a teddy any good? |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM (#1397801) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne I prefer to wear the dress myself. |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:30 AM (#1397808) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Life? Ddnt ask if dncer were feemale teddy. Sorry. mines is v. skruffy |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM (#1397831) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Flamenco Ted preparing for the evening concert - very nice fishnets Ted. |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:03 AM (#1397852) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Mississippi Thank you Sttaw Legend. Flamenco Ted - I love you. |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:09 AM (#1397860) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Teresa, For some time jOhn's keyboard was so fucked up that he couldn't use the return or spacebar (can't remember which). He figured out how to use the nine9 to accomplish something similar, and we just had to overlook all of the nines in the text9. Do a search on him and you'll see some of these, ending a couple of years back. Someone finally gave him a new keyboard. 9 |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:19 AM (#1397874) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,nosey ****er so how old is Sir jOhn ? a youngish or OAP legend ?? eligable for Club 18-30 or Saga holidays ??? just bloody curious to know |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:23 AM (#1397879) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne He's 38. |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:39 AM (#1397897) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne Dear staww leg end, That picture of a dancer was so glorious, I am now using it as my desk top background. What a perv! |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:48 AM (#1397905) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend My pleasure. |
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03 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM (#1397939) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: burntstump with a bit of luck he's been eaten by his hampster |
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03 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM (#1398299) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Joybell Sir jOhn use any key that works! We'll know it's you. Carrier pigeon? Faithful dog/hamster with note attached to collar? Anything! Anything! Throw us a sign, Sir jOhn. |
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03 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM (#1398376) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Teresa hahahahahaha sRS ... Teresa |
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04 Feb 05 - 04:02 AM (#1398687) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Bunnahabhain Apparently you can get quite a large message on a bodhran,and even though it flies better than an accordian, you'll need to throw it hard to get out of the black hole that Hull seems to have become.That should not be a problem. Anyone got a decent target, though? Any spare Banjo players? Bunnahabhain |
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04 Feb 05 - 04:07 AM (#1398691) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne His Grace came to Hull Flock Club last night and announced that he is "on strike" and refuses to use mudcat anymore, other than that His Grace was fine and will be attending The Big Barton session next tuesday night. |
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04 Feb 05 - 04:55 AM (#1398718) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Blowzabella at work Ha - I see it now - Sir jOhn has been got at by the Hull tourism dept. They must be encouraging him to keep off Mudcat, so that everyone will go to Hull for their jOhn 'fix' ...if the mountain won't go etc |
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04 Feb 05 - 10:48 PM (#1399671) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage Next time you see him ask him why he's on strike and report back, please. And tell him we miss him. SRS |
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04 Feb 05 - 11:00 PM (#1399681) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,.gargoyle Based on personal e-mails
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05 Feb 05 - 12:18 AM (#1399729) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Stilly River Sage That doesn't seem to exclude participation at Mudcat. |
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06 Feb 05 - 10:41 AM (#1400661) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens Sir John, I am delighted to see, was posting on Mudcat but half an hour ago,signing in as GUEST JOhn from an internet cafe. His domestic Mudcat access is still snafu apparently. |
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06 Feb 05 - 11:52 AM (#1400713) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Blowzabella Excellent! Now...has Hull got a 24 hour internet cafe? If not someone needs to open one and quick |
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06 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM (#1400746) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend Thats part of the problem, Hull has more than 24 hours in a day. Nice to see you earlier Sir jOhn |
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06 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM (#1401192) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Gotcha Garg! Good one Stilly River Sage! I wonder if Gargoyle got it?? |
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07 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM (#1401392) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST |
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07 Feb 05 - 04:31 AM (#1401405) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy It certainly was nice to see him yesterday. |
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26 Jul 05 - 08:44 AM (#1528635) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: McGrath of Harlow I revive this thread, because there doesn't seem to be any sign of our lad recently. I miss him. We need cheering up. And he has a great way of deflating people who need deflating. |
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26 Jul 05 - 09:01 AM (#1528650) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Dave Hanson No one knows, he comes and goes. Well he made a couple of guest appearances last week, very brief. eric |
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26 Jul 05 - 10:42 AM (#1528714) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens While I like to pretend I visit Mudcat for erudite discussions of folk music, I have to say I have not been dropping in all that often in the last few months. Certainly not as often as I used to. And the reason is pretty clear: I used to call in to see what Sir JOhn had to say about things, because he is the funniest contributor we have, by a million miles. Please come back, JOhn. |
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27 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM (#1528991) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy jOhn is a changed man. He is now into grunge rock. |
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27 Jul 05 - 03:49 AM (#1528999) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Dave Hanson Oh !! eric |
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27 Jul 05 - 03:50 AM (#1529001) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne 99 |
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27 Jul 05 - 03:51 AM (#1529003) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Paco Rabanne jOhn is fine. He works nights now, and has no computer access at the moment, but he will be back I am sure! Oh... 100 by the way! |
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27 Jul 05 - 08:17 AM (#1529121) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Mr Red Maybe his keyboard is cured......... |
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27 Jul 05 - 09:45 AM (#1529190) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: ranger1 How is his hamster handling being on her own at night? |
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27 Jul 05 - 02:50 PM (#1529490) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Skipjack K8 Sir jOhn is indeed extant and voluble, at least in electric cellulite text form. He, or his captors, sent me a text from his wander phone the other day advising me which the winning horse in the 3.50 at Donchesterfield would be, and that I should invest all the tea club money in same nag. I'm happy to tell you that this horse, Euripedes or summat, romped home, and I'll never have to work again, so there. Noone pretending to be Sir jOhn could be this fey, so I'm sure his excellence is alive and kicking. |
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27 Jul 05 - 06:52 PM (#1529717) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull My honourable frend is right, the oss i tipped was Echelon, it stormed home, and won by 4 lengths, [see race report at www.racingpost.co.uk]. I would of texted Mr Skijack my tip for the King George n Queen Elixabeth steaks, but i was skint an run out of phone credit! [it won]. anyway i texted skipack8 like he said, and tell him i reckon this orse will win, but he was in a meeting or summat, so he says, 2 can you stick a ton on for me2, i says yes, i owe him so money anyway, but paying back tomorrer, plus his winnings. he told me one day, he likes to bet on horses, so i gave him loads of tips, [waht orse will win etc], and they all won, but he never betted on them, exept 1 called Kicking King, [and now another1], and they all one. he didnt bet becase of busy in meetings, [i not sure waht job he does, but he has to go to meetings], [i think he sells animal fat or summat, not sure really]. and reason i dont go on mudcat much now= too many moany basterds, [like shambles etc], mudcat used to be really nice and funny etc, but now i think is just moany people, [moany people and racists people etc]. |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:00 PM (#1529725) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: freda underhill That's why we want you back, John - maybe we need a movement to Unite Against Moanies! |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:02 PM (#1529727) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Sttaw Legend morning jOhn boy |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:10 PM (#1529732) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: McGrath of Harlow Shambles has been moaning for years. It's part of the scenery. |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:29 PM (#1529748) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo straw legend-waht you doing up now.are you at work? i sent you a tex message and you dident anser, did yoiu run out of pone credit? i just been to see Emma Rugg, she was really nice, and looking really nice, in a black dress, you should of gone, it was really nice. not sure if was you or your musical mate that i texted, one of you rung me up one day, and i stored the number as "harry wahts band bloke", so maybe it was him? not sure really. anyway=i dident stop long in quenns gardens last week, becase of falling asleep, really nackered, as just worked 12 hours, and i thought="if i fall asleep on park bench they [police etc] will think i;m a tramp, so i went home. i always try to go to your jigs, but that day i was to nackered to stay. |
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28 Jul 05 - 10:06 AM (#1529929) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Hand-Pulled Boy It wasn't me young jOhn. Maybe it was another pop star in the virginity. However comma Q.Gardens was the best gig ever by hWb. Sorry you missed it. It's all downhill from here! |
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28 Jul 05 - 12:32 PM (#1530156) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge This is a silly thread. Everyone knows full well that jOhn from Hull is far from OK. He is crackers. He's off his pins. He's missing half his Jacks and Aces. He would make the average parrot sound like Gladstone or Disraeli in comparison. He is mad, daft, three sheets to the wind, irretrievably insane. * Veronica |
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28 Jul 05 - 01:05 PM (#1530195) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: greg stephens JOHN stop mooning about the other moony bastards and get back writing on here this instant. |
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29 Jul 05 - 09:47 AM (#1531155) Subject: RE: BS: Is Sir jOhn OK or is he ill? From: Charmion The concerns of Sir jOhn are always at least amusing and worth considering. Sometimes, especially when he raises rubbish issues, Sir jOhn is spot on. His opinions are too valuable to be sequestered on the eastern side of the Herring Pond. |
