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31 Jan 05 - 09:44 AM (#1394218) Subject: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Never double-tie the drawstring in a pair of sweatpants. |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:46 AM (#1394223) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Stilly River Sage Never wait till the last minute to head to the bathroom to pee if your trouser zipper has been sticking. (or is this restating the same problem?) |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:49 AM (#1394226) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Mrr Never drive off with ice on your windshield when the sun is low. |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:52 AM (#1394233) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Donuel Don't break the ice on the windshield with a heavy broom. |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:01 AM (#1394243) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Rapparee Never mix alcohol and gunpowder. It gets wet and hard to light. |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:11 AM (#1394258) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Never order sashimi from anyone named "Bubba". |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:12 AM (#1394260) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Only at less than 100 proof, unless I forget my definitions. Never feed the trolls. |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:15 AM (#1394265) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,uh oh never sit down for a shit before confirming if there is any paper.. or if anyone else is in the house to fetch, it or run out quickly to the shops.. |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:59 AM (#1394368) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert hit seventeen when you play against the dealer. Or so the song says. |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:05 PM (#1394375) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: C-flat ..let your braces dangle in the toilet bowl. |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:31 PM (#1394408) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Let your trousers touch the floor in over-used Festival portaloos (ladies problem) |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:32 PM (#1394410) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST ...or in France... |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:40 PM (#1394419) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Never dine in dimly-lit restaurants. |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:41 PM (#1394421) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Schantieman Gents' problem too, in the appropriate circumstances! |
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31 Jan 05 - 12:51 PM (#1394436) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: John MacKenzie Let a laddie an inch above yer knee. Giok |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:09 PM (#1394450) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,heric Never let Michael. |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:10 PM (#1394451) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Rapparee HISTORICAL TRIVIA: In the US, whiskey used to be "proofed" with gunpowder. You wet the gunpowder with the whiskey and lit it. If it was 180 proof or so it would burn and ignite the gunpowder, which would FOOF!. If it laid there in a soggy black mess the guy you were trying to sell it to would toss you out, without beating you up if you were lucky. How about changing it to "Never drink so much that you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss." |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:12 PM (#1394455) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: artbrooks Never assume that the other guy is going to signal for a lane change...especially in Albuquerque. |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:12 PM (#1394456) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don Firth . . . slap someone who is chewing tobacco. Don Firth |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM (#1394460) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Midchuck ...go to the john, while playing in a bar and consuming beer, without taking off your thumbpick and/or fingerpicks. (I had trouble remembering this rule, and eventually was forced to switch to flatpicking pretty much exclusively.) Peter. |
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31 Jan 05 - 01:23 PM (#1394474) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Chris Green ..lend money to a man wearing rollerskates. |
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31 Jan 05 - 02:09 PM (#1394529) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: gnu ... say never. |
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31 Jan 05 - 02:11 PM (#1394531) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa ... squeeze an open water bottle between your thighs, unless you want your face washed, that is. |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1394684) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Layah Never remove items from boiling oil with your fingers. |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:26 PM (#1394699) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak Never trust a thin chef LTS |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:30 PM (#1394706) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Tell your date's burly father that you plan to get lucky tonight. |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:31 PM (#1394707) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Wave good-bye from a helicopter. |
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31 Jan 05 - 04:34 PM (#1394712) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Lean over your guitar if you plan to tune the G string up to A. Unless you have safety glasses on... ...in which case you might take your chances with your date's burly father as well (after all, who's going to get lucky with a pair fo safety glasses on?) |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:04 PM (#1394754) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Curious Teresa: Sounds like there's a great story there! Maybe even a song! |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:08 PM (#1394763) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: *Laura* put your socks in the toaster |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:19 PM (#1394781) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,milk monitor Never lick the ice box inside an old frigidaire fridge, no matter how hot the weather. Sure the older sister will helpfully unplug it, but then she'll take the piss relentlessly while you are stuck there waiting for it to defrost. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:22 PM (#1394784) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Tug on Superman's cape Spit into the wind Pull the mask off the lone ranger Mess around with Slim |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:24 PM (#1394787) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor Bee-dubya-ell, As any Art school potter knows -- never bare-hand a fallen peep-hole brick in the sunlight. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:31 PM (#1394805) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell And never bare-hand the prop brick when you're finished venting a kiln. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:35 PM (#1394811) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Tailor ouch. Never walk a straight line when you're wearing funky shoes. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:40 PM (#1394817) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace . . . sneak up on a raccoon. |
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31 Jan 05 - 05:41 PM (#1394820) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Guest and all, It's known as Vegas in the summer time; inside of car temp reaching 150F. fortunately the water was at 80F or so, do to the insulated cover. :) Teresa |
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31 Jan 05 - 06:39 PM (#1394890) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Padre Never bad-mouth the corpsman who has control of your shot record. Padre HMCS (FMF) Retired |
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31 Jan 05 - 06:46 PM (#1394900) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bobert Never sell the mule to buy a plow.... Bobert |
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31 Jan 05 - 06:49 PM (#1394905) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Don't use your bare hands to cut up jalapenos and take a leak afterwards. (That warning is for the guys). |
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31 Jan 05 - 06:58 PM (#1394923) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Never use a wood chipper to dispose of a body unless it is thoroughly frozen to less than 15 degrees F. |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:40 PM (#1394994) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST ...roller skate in a buffalo herd. |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:44 PM (#1394999) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Hmmm, that wood chipper gave me the chills. :> Would make a good mystery though. Teresa |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:51 PM (#1395010) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bill D "never neck by the garden gate- love is blind, but the neighbors aint." |
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31 Jan 05 - 07:56 PM (#1395017) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: pdq Never bite a married woman on the thigh. |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:03 PM (#1395025) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Rustic Rebel Teresa, it already has, a movie called Fargo. Never try to sneak a drink into a concert that's tied to a string that's longer than your skirt. |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:06 PM (#1395036) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Shall we make these more interesting, and dangerous, by limiting them to personal experience? Never use cast Iron drainpipe to make a potato mortar. |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM (#1395058) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Joe Offer I wonder if these are all first-hand experiences... |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:23 PM (#1395064) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Amos Try to reverse a clothes wringer with your fingers...assuming you even know what a clothes-wringer is!!!LOL A |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:40 PM (#1395082) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: beardedbruce Rapaire- Alcohol at 100 proof or higher will burn. I used to clean up radioactive spills with 200 proof undenatured ethanol. Great buzz from the fumes... We kept a jug in the electrinics shop for party punches- 3 parts fruit juice, one part solvent... |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:42 PM (#1395085) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Joe, the initial post about never double-tying the drawstring in a pair of sweatpants is definitely from firsthand experience. Quite recent, in fact. |
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31 Jan 05 - 08:56 PM (#1395102) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Oh pffft darn me, I thought that seemed familiar re: Fargo ... Ok, mine was true, unfortunately. I have many more similar ones for any who care. ;) er, never stand too close to folding doors when you close them. never touch a fur-clogged vacuum, at least not the metal part, after it's been running awhile. Had blisters on my fingers for three days. Never put your hand on a wood stove for balance. That should do for now. :) |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:04 PM (#1395113) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: beardedbruce Teresa- Was that a wood stove, or a wood-BURNING stove? |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:06 PM (#1395116) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Layah Mine was only partially true. I removed things from boiling oil with a fork, then immediately picked it up off the fork with my fingers. Others from personal experience: Never drink from a water fountain without first testing where it sprays to. Never cut your toenails with a knife. Never light a tissue on fire without first having some plan for putting it out or some place to set it down. Never try to blow out a tissue that has been lit on fire unless you want bits of burning kleenex to spread all over the place. Never let bits of a burning tissue fall onto your computer keyboard. I'm sure I could list a few more things and ways not to light things on fire. |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:09 PM (#1395121) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa I never knew there were wooden stoves. Learn something new ever' day. :) teresa |
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31 Jan 05 - 09:16 PM (#1395131) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: frogprince ...try to tell anyone he doesn't understand biblical prophecy... |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:21 PM (#1395188) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Lick your genitals in public. |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:31 PM (#1395196) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Amos UNless you are working as a side-show artist in a carnival.... A |
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31 Jan 05 - 10:56 PM (#1395218) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Good advice. If you lick your genitals in public this week, you'll be chasing cars and peeing on fire hydrants next week. |
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31 Jan 05 - 11:08 PM (#1395222) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,ragdall "..let your braces dangle in the toilet bowl." Is this something an orthadontally challenged teen may do when driving the porcelain bus? |
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01 Feb 05 - 12:08 AM (#1395262) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,ragdall ...try bare-handed, to catch falling cement blocks when you've just peeled more off from a wall with a sledge hammer than you intended. (ouch!) |
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01 Feb 05 - 05:26 AM (#1395394) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: kendall ...tell a cop to go fuck himself. |
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01 Feb 05 - 06:40 AM (#1395432) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Micca NEVER try to pick up hot glass bare handed when carrying out Glass-blowing operations NB Hot glass looks EXACTLY like cold glass Never sniff a flask you suspect may contain Ammonia, the resulting recoil and fall backwards over several Lab stools can cause much hilarity amongst colleagues. On a serious note NEVER do mouth to mouth on anyone you even suspect may have inhaled a noxious or toxic gas, You could join them unconcious on the floor, This applies to Houshold as well as Chem lab accidents , ie Bleach inhalation, Car exhaust fumes etc. |
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01 Feb 05 - 06:47 AM (#1395433) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: sian, west wales ... give a child a child-safe chemistry set if the child next door has also been given a child-safe chemistry set, but not the same make and model of the first child's child-safe chemistry set (are you following this?) because just because one manufacturer's set of chemicals is safe within itself, it doesn't necessarily follow that the two together are. On a similar note point out to said children ... Never think that an aerosol can of room freshener can be used in lieu of fire extinguisher if, by combining more than one chemistry set, your mother's basement curtains catch on fire. I've always thought there might be a ballad in there somewhere - something along the lines of The Sicknote ... siân |
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01 Feb 05 - 06:51 AM (#1395435) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Crystal Re the ammonia sniffing, NEVER take a deep sniff of 2M hydrocloric acid, it burns! Never eat twiglets, then rub your eyes, I was up last night trying to wash bits of twiglet dust out from under my eyelids! |
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01 Feb 05 - 07:00 AM (#1395439) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: robomatic whack your bicycle handlebars on one side to get the grip back in place while you're riding. |
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01 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM (#1395556) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain forget which paticular 'of course it's safe if you know what you're doing' dangerous substance you're mucking about with. Liquid Nitrogen, 100% ethanol. bunnahabhain. |
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01 Feb 05 - 10:19 AM (#1395621) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: JennyO leave liniment on your hands after using it - you'll find out why when you absent-mindedly rub your eyes! |
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01 Feb 05 - 10:44 AM (#1395648) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Stilly River Sage Never drop your children off just anywhere in the school drop off zone (like in the middle of the street with cars moving on either side of you). Use the curb, and have them get out of the door next to the curb. Don't stop at the first point along that curb that you come to--PULL FORWARD!!! (My morning pas de deux x 100) You'd think some of these people had kids to spare, the way the just plop them out anywhere amongst the moving traffic. SRS |
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01 Feb 05 - 12:25 PM (#1395766) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain steal georgian silver's favourite number. |
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01 Feb 05 - 01:53 PM (#1395861) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Mrr pdq, oh my, on the thigh, thank you for that memory! |
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01 Feb 05 - 02:24 PM (#1395895) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Micca Never Use a standard -5degC to 105degC thermometer to record the Heat of dilution of Sulphuric Acid( diluting from Concentrated to 2 Molar) as the resulting sudden rise may shoot the end of the thermometer across the prep room and part the Hair of the Senior Technician 20 feet away like a small bullet, leaving said Senior Tech VERY unamused. This also applies to making Caustic Soda solutions ( My thats hot, I wonder HOW Hot?) Never set a trap for the Junior Tech by connecting the handle of the door of the tea room to a VandeGraaf Generator on a dry Summers afternoon. The Senior Tech with the weak heart and the Pacemaker may arrive first and be somewhat startled by the 2ft long blue spark that leaps to his hand from said door handle. aid Senior may also be very displeased with you some hours later when he has recovered and is known for bearing a grudge. |
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01 Feb 05 - 03:05 PM (#1395942) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak "Don't use your bare hands to cut up jalapenos and take a leak afterwards. (That warning is for the guys). " Or indulge in firkytoodling with your girlfriend either.... Not personal, but someone I know...... Don't choose a hawthorn bush to indulge in your first ever outdoor 'shenanigans'.... the operative word is THORN. LTS |
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01 Feb 05 - 03:32 PM (#1395980) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: frogprince To the tune of "Mona Lisa" Firkytoodling, firkytoodling, Liz has called it, I'm sure I have never heard that word before.... My closest associate sometime calls me "fingers", and occasionally "titty twiddler", but I hope she never gets hold of "firkytoodler"; I don't think I could take it. LOL. |
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02 Feb 05 - 11:50 AM (#1396792) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST Dont eat yellow snow |
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02 Feb 05 - 02:55 PM (#1396882) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Try to get by someone who is backing out of a parking space. |
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02 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM (#1397246) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak froggie - never heard it called that before? You HAVE had a sheltered life!! LTS |
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02 Feb 05 - 08:01 PM (#1397275) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: artbrooks Never do a panic stop on a bicycle by squeezing the front hand brake really hard...unless you want to join the "over the bars club". Never give your significant other a back rub with Bengay and then go directly on to serious cuddling. Never read these things with a mouth full of liquid...any liquid...unless you are far away from your keyboard. |
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03 Feb 05 - 01:22 AM (#1397500) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Never ever step upon his tail. If you ever, ever, ever see a whale that is. |
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03 Feb 05 - 01:48 AM (#1397514) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Rachel Wasbest Firkyfronttoodling or firkybacktoodling? |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM (#1397792) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak Rachel - either..... LTS |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM (#1397800) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Rachel Wasbest Count me in. When do we start. Wots the password. |
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03 Feb 05 - 09:43 AM (#1397826) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Crystal never leave obvious marks. I'll leave it up to your warped imiginations as to what and where this applies! |
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03 Feb 05 - 10:17 AM (#1397871) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain never get told off for leaving obvious marks. Revenge in kind tends to result... |
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03 Feb 05 - 12:05 PM (#1397996) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Layah Never buy a bra before obvious marks have faded. (For those of you who don't know, most fancy bra shops the clerks help you make sure the bra fits right) |
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03 Feb 05 - 12:11 PM (#1398002) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Amos Nice work if you can get it!! A |
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03 Feb 05 - 12:30 PM (#1398031) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain never try to understand the tangled web of relationships round here. |
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04 Feb 05 - 04:08 AM (#1398692) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,OOOOOOOH! Never push your piles back in after slicing green chillies! |
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11 Feb 05 - 07:11 PM (#1406505) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Never join a songwriter's club that has a blind member. 'Cos they actually LISTEN to your songs |
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11 Feb 05 - 07:16 PM (#1406513) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Go to Pueblo Colorado. Their only industry is the jail and court system. THEY'LL GET YA. |
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11 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM (#1406649) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Cluin Never get drunk in the afternoon if you have to play that night. There's no "sleeping it off" in time. |
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11 Feb 05 - 08:57 PM (#1406664) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Chris Green ...hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind. (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969) |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:21 PM (#1406777) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Ebbie Never take a long soaking bath to ease your aching back and then when you are toweling off decide that now is a good time to apply Ben Gay. You might find yourself furiously funneling cold water at great speed onto your suddenly blistered back. |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:41 PM (#1406796) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Hahahaha, Bert: "Never join a songwriter's club that has a blind member. 'Cos they actually LISTEN to your songs" I resemble that remark. :):) Don't have a brainstorm while you are cooking and leave the house for a couple hours, or you'll be lucky it doesn't burn down! Teresa |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:50 PM (#1406809) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Susu's Hubby ....fart in a pair of pantyhose. |
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12 Feb 05 - 12:17 AM (#1406828) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: LadyJean Three Nevers I learned before I was 21 Never eat grits that have been cooked in a restaurant. (Mom made grits and they were sublime. Restaurang grits taste like library paste.) Never shotgun slivovitz. Never trust a man who knows all the words to the ball of Kerriemuir |
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12 Feb 05 - 12:29 AM (#1406837) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace "....fart in a pair of pantyhose." The above remark was posted by Susu's Husband. I do NOT want to know. |
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12 Feb 05 - 12:33 AM (#1406841) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert That one was meant for you Teresa. Most people go to song writer's clubs for a pat on the back only. There's a blind gal at PASA (Philadelphia Area Songwriter's Alliance) and she always comes up with some comment that the others have missed and it's obvious that she actually listened to the song. Which is a bugger when you've done something wrong *GRIN* Aha! Lady Jean, Slivovice is a SIPPIN' drink. And grits at Eunice's in Huntsville Alabama are really good. And I know a lot of the words of ball of Kerriemuir so don't trust me either. And I've never tasted library paste. |
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12 Feb 05 - 05:53 AM (#1406995) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Skipy Never stand on stool on a settee! to put up xmas decks, Never never ever do this if you are a 70 year old female, alone in your house with the doors locked!! My mother in law did! Result - broken hip - JR Hospital - several week living down stairs at our house - monthS with walking sticks - TRUE! Skipy |
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12 Feb 05 - 06:13 AM (#1407012) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Scooby Doo 100 |
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12 Feb 05 - 06:15 AM (#1407014) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Sorry Gaia this is 100 |
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12 Feb 05 - 08:27 AM (#1407086) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Scooby Doo I think you should go back to school and do your basic maths Sttaw Legend. |
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12 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM (#1407272) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Liz the Squeak And just what is wrong with library paste? Ever eaten tapioca? Library paste is best grade chocolate compared with tapioca. LTS |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:25 PM (#1408658) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Susu's Hubby Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die. |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM (#1408666) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: frogprince It isn't a question of trust; it's a question of dietary preferences. |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:54 PM (#1408712) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Never smack your weewee with a hammer just to see if it hurts. |
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13 Feb 05 - 09:00 PM (#1408721) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa Never put ice in a hot thermos, unless you want to experiment with spectacularly breaking (exploding?) glass. agree with you about tapioca, Liz, but not about library paste! teresa |
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13 Feb 05 - 09:20 PM (#1408753) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Whassa problem with tapioca? Put enough habanero pepper sauce on it and it ain't half bad. |
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13 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM (#1408754) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Peace Good with "Tuong Ot Toi Vietnam" sauce also. |
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14 Feb 05 - 03:57 AM (#1408992) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Teresa side note on tapioca: even though I hated it, a friend talked me into trying a "tapioca soda" in a Chinese convenience store in San Francisco. It's a sort of soft drink that comes with a very fat straw, and you suck fat tapioca balls up through the straw. Oh my lord! My friend was laughing at my faces! Somehow, I drank half of it, and then felt most queasy! Teresa |
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14 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM (#1409024) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain Never think out loud without thinking more quietly first. |
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14 Feb 05 - 05:23 AM (#1409028) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Crystal Never drink Root Beer. It is FOUL!!! |
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14 Feb 05 - 06:47 AM (#1409072) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Dave Hanson Stand up in canoe to look over the weir to see if you can shoot it. I did this on the river Donnau in Bavaria,only thing I achieved was an early bath. eric |
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14 Feb 05 - 08:41 AM (#1409152) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: skipy Never reset your oddometer through spokes of your steering wheel while leaving a garage forecourt (filling station) if you are turning a corner! Skipy |
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14 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM (#1409191) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Snuffy Trust a man with a beard..... who shaves |
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14 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM (#1409235) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Dave Hanson Let your dingle dangle in the dirt, Always keep your dingle, wrapped up in your shirt. eric |
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14 Feb 05 - 11:35 PM (#1410106) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bert Use an internet page as your default page. Create your own little html and keep it on your computer. It'll save you scads of time. |
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15 Feb 05 - 02:11 AM (#1410165) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Gurney Try to dry damp chili powder in a microwave, unless you have a deathwish. |
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15 Feb 05 - 03:42 PM (#1410855) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Susu's Hubby ......try to bathe a cat. |
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15 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM (#1410966) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Never take off your shirt before playing your accordion. Never clear spit from a penny whistle by blowing hard into the mouthpiece. You will floor every dog in a one mile radius. Never upset the person who cooks your food. DT |
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16 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM (#1412023) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Bunnahabhain forget to add your name when posting as a guest. |
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07 Mar 05 - 01:53 PM (#1428996) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Layah Never set a piece of cake down near a knife that had recently been used to chop garlic. |
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07 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM (#1429032) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Jim Dixon If you're mixing cake batter with an electic hand mixer, and the cord comes unplugged from the mixer and the tip falls into the batter, don't take it out and lick it off without unplugging it from the wall first. |
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07 Mar 05 - 03:06 PM (#1429063) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: ToulouseCruise Never put a tube of either contact cement or hemmoroid cream in the area where you normally keep your toothpaste. Especially if you may not have your glasses on in the morning. |
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07 Mar 05 - 04:18 PM (#1429110) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Georgiansilver Never believe everything you see written here. Use your own intuition and make sure you get it right! Best wishes, Mike. |
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07 Mar 05 - 04:42 PM (#1429141) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Don Firth . . . squat with your spurs on. . . . zip up your fly without first making sure everything is properly stowed. Don Firth |
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08 Mar 05 - 12:16 AM (#1429438) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Padre Order grits in New Jersey |
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08 Mar 05 - 10:55 AM (#1429702) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: Stilly River Sage . . . pick up your cat for a quick cuddle if you're all dressed up to go someplace. (You'll never get that white hair off of those black slacks and sweater!) |
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08 Mar 05 - 08:41 PM (#1430170) Subject: RE: BS: Never.... From: JennyO Way back in this thread, Jim Tailor quoted the words of a song which I find myself singing every time I look in here. So I decided to post all the words: "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" (As recorded by Jim Croce) JIM CROCE Uptown got its hustlers The bowery got its bums Forty Second Street got Big Jim Walker He a pool shootin' son of a gun Yeah he big and dumb as a man can come But he's stronger than a country hoss And when the bad folks all get together at night You know they all call Big Jim boss, just because And they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Well outa South Alabama come a country boy He said I'm lookin' for a man named Jim I am a pool shootin' boy, my name is Willie McCoy But down home they call me Slim Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of Forty Second Street He drive an old drop-top Cadillac And last week he took all my money, and it may sound funny But I've come to get my money back And everybody say Jack, ooh don't you know That you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Well a hush fell over the pool room And Jimmy come boppin' in off the street And when the cuttin' was done The only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of The big man's feet, woah Yeah he were cut in 'bout a hundred places And he was shot in a couple more And you better believe they sung a different kind of story When a Big Jim hit the floor, aw Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim (Spoken) Yeah Big Jim got his hat, find out where it's at And it's not hustling people strange to you Even if do got a two piece custom made pool cue...yea Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim. |