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BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni

03 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM (#1397886)
Subject: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: susu

Dear fellow Americans,

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Good Night and may the Higher Being Bless America.


03 Feb 05 - 10:32 AM (#1397890)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA

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03 Feb 05 - 10:37 AM (#1397894)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IN THIS ONE

SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
Send back your husband;
at least he could write.
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA


03 Feb 05 - 10:56 AM (#1397915)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IN THIS ONE, too

SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
You are the husband. Oh
joy. Send back your wif
e; at least she could w
rite. Shove your politi
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA


03 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM (#1398398)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Joe Offer

Hey, what's this spatula stuff? I take my spatulas very seriously, and I do not like the name of my spatula taken in vain.
-Joe Offer-


03 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM (#1398399)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Layah

What is the name of your spatula? I don't usually name my spatulas. But I do name houses and cars. Occasionally peices of furniture. Plants. I think if I started naming kitchen utensils it would get out of hand.


03 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM (#1398413)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

My spatula--which I don't have--is called George.


03 Feb 05 - 08:44 PM (#1398469)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert

Yeah, hubby...

What brucie said; SPATULA, pal...

Bobert

p.s. Might of fact, I would highly recommend the "Spatula Treatment" fir all posts which are made by folks who are living proof that "an ignorant man is Hell bent on proving his limitations" as the hub done over and over... yeah, spatula!


03 Feb 05 - 08:58 PM (#1398478)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Teresa

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

That was a roll on the floor so vigorous I had to pick myself up with

a spatula


03 Feb 05 - 09:05 PM (#1398482)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert

Now yer even hurtin' me, Teresa....

Ouch....


03 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM (#1398487)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: mack/misophist

There are four spatulas living in the kitchen. The all metal one hangs from the oven door and is called Daniel. The other four are left on the floor for the cats to play with. They are Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednigo. I don't know where they came from. Or the cats.


03 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM (#1398489)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert

Well, it's safe bet that the cats didn't come from the spatulas... or vice versa...


03 Feb 05 - 10:55 PM (#1398563)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

If they did, then you have catulas on the wall.


03 Feb 05 - 10:58 PM (#1398565)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Little Hawk

Shatner has done TV cooking shows from time to time. He's good with a spatula.


04 Feb 05 - 07:05 AM (#1398770)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Davetnova

Is the spatula for the kitty box a crapula


04 Feb 05 - 09:39 AM (#1398897)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: GUEST

My spatula is heat resistent. So when you shove it up yer arse you can go sit on a griddle.

nnnnnnnnnn hotcakes


04 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM (#1398946)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

The refer to be joint. fundamental preservation of not take all of the important issues as . Don't be afr to take a ri and let thin go for a . Love is the all friend and everywhere.


04 Feb 05 - 12:01 PM (#1399006)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Little Hawk

Absitively!


04 Feb 05 - 02:59 PM (#1399225)
Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace

Posolutely.