BS: Invasion of the spatulas

04 Feb 05 - 07:09 AM (#1398773)
Subject: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Davetnova

I've not been reading all that much recently but it seems like spatulas have invaded nearly every thread in BS. Should there now be an AS section? i.e Before Spatulas and After Spatulas.
Yours scrapingly - aDve
ps apparently dyslexics are worse drivers than drunks(laledgedly)

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04 Feb 05 - 07:17 AM (#1398779)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Crystal

It's a conspirisy I tell you!
First they take over our forum then they will take over the world! AAARRRRGGGHH NO NO NO THE SPATULAS WILL ASSIMILATE US ALL!!!!!!!

Or is that the Borg? I forget.

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04 Feb 05 - 08:18 AM (#1398827)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Dave Hanson

STOP THIS NOW !!!!!!!!

IT'S GETTING VERY SILLY.

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04 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM (#1398850)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Have no fear. The tide has been turned on the spatula invasion. We've found the source and efforts are being made to plug the leak.

You see, it's like this. When people responded to the "How Many Spatulas Do YOU Own???" thread, they were only counting the spatulas in their kitchens. Just about everyone had neglected all the old worn-out spatulas that had been pressed into service in workshops, artist's studios and potting sheds. Those disenfranchised spatulae became angry and began to infiltrate other Mudcat threads.

All spatula counters have been asked to ammend their counts to include toolshed spatulae, so as to promote peace within the spatula community.

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04 Feb 05 - 09:09 AM (#1398867)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: The Fooles Troupe

Spatulas rhyme with batchelors,
and even with flatulence...

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04 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM (#1398873)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: The Fooles Troupe

Oh, BTW,

Spatula is Past Tense,

Present Tense is Spitula,

So what is Future Tense?

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04 Feb 05 - 09:33 AM (#1398893)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Future tents? Well, THIS might be it.

Personally, though, I would prefer my tent stayed in one place instead of being free to just drive off at will.

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04 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM (#1398898)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: GUEST

spurtula

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04 Feb 05 - 09:45 AM (#1398901)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Davetnova

Thats not future tense, thats a spatula for fast food.

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04 Feb 05 - 10:30 AM (#1398923)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Layah

If present tense is Spitula than obviously future tense is "will Spitula." English doesn't have any future tense aside from adding will.

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04 Feb 05 - 10:35 AM (#1398931)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Peace

Spatula is appropriate answer political reli troll. Polite yet heavily laden with and. Spatulas are and invariably do. Taking is thing so that.

Thank

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04 Feb 05 - 10:44 AM (#1398941)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage

oh.

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04 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM (#1398942)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Peace

Hello, SRS. Sometimes a guy has to make himself clear.

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04 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM (#1398953)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Nah! Guys can only make themselves clear in comic books and science fiction movies.

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04 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM (#1399471)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: *Laura*

s.p.a.t.u.l.a.

just trying it for sound..........

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04 Feb 05 - 07:15 PM (#1399510)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Teresa

It's BeeDubya! It's beeDubya! He is the instigator!

along with several others, including myself. :)

Teresa

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04 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM (#1399577)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Donuel

The spatula most overlooked is the pooper scooper.

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05 Feb 05 - 02:13 AM (#1399773)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: open mike

scrapes
pats
and
turns
under
lifting
aloft

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05 Feb 05 - 10:11 AM (#1399854)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: GUEST,Amos

Haiku on Spatulae

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Absolute thinness
Absolute flatness
Two foolish dreams

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Defined by the horizontal
But dedicated to the vertical
Spatulas struggle

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05 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM (#1399928)
Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage

Defined by the horizontal       (8)
But dedicated to the vertical    (10)
Spatulas struggle                  (2)
                                        20

You cheated Amos. Ho^.ri^.zon^.tal not Hori^.zontal.

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