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BS: Stupid fans

08 Feb 05 - 02:18 PM (#1402740)
Subject: BS: Stupid fans
From: Clinton Hammond

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc)http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc

Sounds like a good start to me...


08 Feb 05 - 02:31 PM (#1402760)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: TheBigPinkLad

http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA

I wonder if they are eliptical, Clinton ... ;0)


08 Feb 05 - 02:36 PM (#1402767)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: skipy

The page has expired, click on "oddly enough".
? did he use a spatula?

Skipy


08 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM (#1402768)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: skipy

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Reuters Photo


Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.


08 Feb 05 - 02:50 PM (#1402782)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Clinton Hammond

Now if we can just convince the rest of such idiots to do it...


08 Feb 05 - 03:10 PM (#1402811)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Bill D

but a bit higher.....like right above the shoulders?


08 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM (#1402814)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Big Mick

CH and BD, my thoughts exactly. This is nature at its best. This idiot just eliminated his DNA from the gene pool.

Mick


08 Feb 05 - 03:37 PM (#1402839)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: skipy

Darwin award perhaps?
Skipy


08 Feb 05 - 03:47 PM (#1402863)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Little Hawk

Honorary Darwin Award, at least.


08 Feb 05 - 03:52 PM (#1402868)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: gnu

Definitely Duhwin.


08 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM (#1402974)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Jeri

You have to actually die to get a Darwin award, but they may make an exception in this case since he's still out of the gene pool. They guy's just nuts.

Every time I think I've done something incredibly stupid, I can find proof of worse all around. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.


08 Feb 05 - 05:22 PM (#1402977)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

"The guy's just nuts"

Wrong choice of words


08 Feb 05 - 05:32 PM (#1402986)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Jeri

Intentional, just like in the other thread. (Whine, cheese, Philly, creamed) Really glad somebody noticed!

It's really not that funny. Imagine waking up in the hospital after the booze wore off, and realizing you'd just eliminated the possibility of ever having kids because of one stupid game. Maybe they can re-attach the suckers. The plumbing isn't all that complicated.


08 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM (#1402990)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: GUEST

I've been waiting for 11 months to get a plumber to replace the bidet!
Insurence job - yes I could do it myself, but thats not the point. The plumbing isn't difficult but you can't get a plumber!
Skipy


08 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1402997)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: jacqui.c

I liked that one Jeri!

If this guy can't even look after himself maybe it's a good thing that he's put himself out of the gene pool.


08 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM (#1403064)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: GUEST

Jeri, you don't need to die to get a Darwin award, just remove yourself from the gene pool. This would count.


08 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM (#1403073)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Bill D

the plumbing isn't real complex, but it's microsurgery and delicate. Vasectomy is tricky to reverse.
What interests me is the hormonal changes the guy might notice.


08 Feb 05 - 06:58 PM (#1403104)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Big Mick

ROFLMAO,

Bill!!!!


08 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM (#1403118)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Layah

My only worry is that he already had kids. Can you get a Darwin award if you remove yourself from the gene pool after it's already irrelevant? Perhaps you have to kill your kids too?


08 Feb 05 - 07:11 PM (#1403127)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Jeri

Guest, yeah. If I remember correctly, the guy who got his "woodie" lopped off in a belt sander got an award, or at least an honorable mention. Cheap thrills department. Gave a whole new meaning to 'Tool Time'.


08 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM (#1403142)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

I have enjoyed "adult beverages" from time to time, sometimes more than I should have. I just cannot possibly imagine how much drink it would take to make anyone think that is a good idea.   Booze can mess up common sense, but not that far.   There is probably more to this story.


08 Feb 05 - 07:25 PM (#1403151)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Bunnahabhain

You can get a Darwin for killing yourself, or your offspring, or rendering yourself unable to reproduce. I'm not sure if this one qualifies, though. It has to be an uncommon fate to get an award, and a combination of Alcohol, and prescription drugs is very common.

Having a car crash when very drunk is no good, but believing your drinking buddies when they tell you the car can fly, and you try off the local cliff might do.


But remember kids, do not try this at home . Go outside where it will make less of a mess...

Bunnahabhain


08 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM (#1403158)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Alaska Mike

A guy walked into the doctor's office with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. "Oh my God," cried the nurse, "you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly," she said. "Yeah," said the fellow, "It's driving me nuts."


09 Feb 05 - 02:20 AM (#1403412)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Seamus Kennedy

Good one, Mike. Can I use it?

Seamus


09 Feb 05 - 03:36 AM (#1403460)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Liz the Squeak

Same man was seen in the local pool wearing celophane underwear. He was stopped by the attendant who refused him entry to the pool. When he asked why he couldn't go in, the attendant said 'I can clearly see you're nuts'.

LTS


09 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM (#1403758)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Mingulay

"The plumbing isn't difficult"

Have you ever tried to sweat a leaded joint on a ballcock?


09 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM (#1403772)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Jeri

Is it really hard?


09 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM (#1403777)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Clinton Hammond

" It's really not that funny"

Oh yes it is!

Funnier than any of the 'jokes' people are posting here, that's for sure...


09 Feb 05 - 05:18 PM (#1403782)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Amos

It requires a firm and gentle touch to make it come out all right, Jeri. No nervousness. An acquired taste.


A


09 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM (#1403785)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Little Hawk

I can almost agree with that...


09 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM (#1403799)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Little Hawk

What Clinton said, I mean...


10 Feb 05 - 04:49 PM (#1405064)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: GUEST,willie-o

this thread has made my day so far.

doesn't say much about my day!

snort.


10 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM (#1405074)
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans
From: Bert

Have you ever tried to sweat a leaded joint on a ballcock? Now that's not too difficult, but a wiped joint is quite a different matter.