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11 Feb 05 - 09:51 PM (#1406700) Subject: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: number 6 ... upon waking in the morning ???? personally I have conditioned myself to no longer think, instead I try to establish a positive mode from the get go. This is proving to be somewhat successful regardless of may follow. |
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11 Feb 05 - 09:52 PM (#1406702) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace I think about taking a pee. |
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11 Feb 05 - 09:54 PM (#1406704) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Teresa My cat Hans tells me what to think. His Highness orders me to feed him breakfast. :) Teresa |
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11 Feb 05 - 09:57 PM (#1406707) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace Even before ya pee? Let him starve! |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:05 PM (#1406712) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Padre Prayer, and then letting the dogs out. |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:07 PM (#1406714) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Jerry Rasmussen I thank God for the gift of another day. Jerry |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM (#1406723) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace That too. But if I don't go first I can't concentrate on the rest. God must know and understand because it has happened everyday like that for years. |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:15 PM (#1406726) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Teresa Ok, Brucie, no, his Royal Feline self does have to wait, but he's not happy about it. :) Hope everything comes out all right. :-P Teresa |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM (#1406727) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace It always works out in the end. |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:31 PM (#1406732) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Bee-dubya-ell Made it through another night without turning into a giant cockroach! |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:55 PM (#1406749) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Sorcha Pee and then cofee. Mr has already let the dogs out. Fed them too. |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:09 PM (#1406766) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST,leeneia First I determine what day of the week it is. Sometimes the answer to something that has been puzzling me pops into my mind. It's a wonderful side-effect of sleep and dreams. |
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12 Feb 05 - 12:57 AM (#1406866) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Bert Is it F&^%ing morning ALREADY!!! |
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12 Feb 05 - 01:23 AM (#1406887) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Cluin Sex. |
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12 Feb 05 - 03:39 AM (#1406950) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace Not before takin' a wizz. |
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12 Feb 05 - 03:46 AM (#1406951) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Teresa He's got pee on the brain, which is *not* to be confused with being pea-brained. :) Teresa |
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12 Feb 05 - 05:58 AM (#1407000) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: gnu This morning it was - man, can Peter Frampton ever play a guitar! The radio alarm clock actually went off before I wakened. Must have been all the fun outdoor activity yesterday... damn snow! Every morning... tea, hot, glorious TEA. |
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12 Feb 05 - 05:59 AM (#1407001) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Catherine Jayne well this morning it was cuddles with Micca, then time to pee, then more cuddles, then feed the cats! |
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12 Feb 05 - 06:01 AM (#1407003) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST,skipy breasts |
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12 Feb 05 - 09:42 AM (#1407130) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Scooby Doo Having sex with Robbie Williams which is impossible so instead i get rampant bunny out instead!!!!!. Then feed the cats and have a shower. |
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12 Feb 05 - 08:01 PM (#1407702) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Cluin Having sex so I can take a wizz without peeing on the ceiling, then get coffee and breakfast. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM (#1407815) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: frogprince Glad it works that way for you, Cluin; if I wake up that way, it's kind of a no-win thing; the sex doesn't work out at all until after I take a wizz, but sometimes I about hafta hang a cold wet washrag on the damn thing to get it down so I can take a wizz. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM (#1407826) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker oh f8ck here i go again.. why have i been so blessed with continuing existence when throughout history so many more magnificent people than me have been so cruelly snuffed out by the whims of evil ruthless monsters fucked if i know.. wish i had an inherited pension and private health care to make the threatened possibility of old age in the mid 21st century more appealing |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:38 PM (#1407830) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Little Hawk I think, "Sheesh. What time is it?" I look around blearily, and try to figure it out by the light conditions outside. I fumble around vaguely for the clock. It falls on the floor. Then I realize that I have to pee. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:45 PM (#1407838) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST,old & incontinent peed on the clock again dammit !!!! must get a NEW RUST PROOFED ALARM |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:33 AM (#1407914) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Kaleea Oui, Oui, Brucie. |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:40 AM (#1407917) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace Splish splash, I was takin' a bath . . . . |
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13 Feb 05 - 02:59 AM (#1407968) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace . . . after a wizz. |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM (#1407981) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Liz the Squeak Usually now - Do I have to work today? Previously - I haven't got the energy to even move today. Today - go take medication for chest infection. Having done so, the syrup is sooo sickly, I'm experiencing a sugar high, sitting here trembling! LTS |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM (#1407983) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Teresa Oh liz, get well, please. :) Teresa |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM (#1408038) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Liz the Squeak Thank you Teresa... I'm getting there.. .just want to milk the last ounce of sympathy out of people!! LTS |
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13 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM (#1408279) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: fat B****rd ..how long can I lie in this nice warm bed without wetting myself ?? |
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13 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM (#1408294) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: LilyFestre I think....15 more minutes.....15 more miutes...I can hit the snooze button 4 more times before I HAVE to get out of bed...oh hell...why haven't we put in a bathroom upstairs?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Michelle |
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13 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM (#1408306) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: jacqui.c It's either "what the hell is Kendall doing waking me up to tell me he's hungry?" (which he did in our motel room this morning by throwing back the curtains and letting the light in) or "is he awake enough for a cuddle yet". The other one is " can I slide out of bed without disturbing the sleeping bear". Still in the honeymoon stage I guess. |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:04 PM (#1408321) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace First thing I thought of today was takin' a wizz. |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:29 PM (#1408345) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: LilyFestre Okay, okay with the pee thing brucie, how about your second thought of the day? Hmmm? Michelle |
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13 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM (#1408407) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Cluin Just hope it wasn't "Damn, I shoulda moved sooner!" |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:02 PM (#1408434) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: LilyFestre LOL! Michelle |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:16 PM (#1408644) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace My second thought was how relieved I felt after takin' the wizz. |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:39 PM (#1408685) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: number 6 I'm usually woken up at 5:00 a.m. by an urgent need to go have a whizz ... then it's 2 more hours of solid nod time 'till I have to get up at 7:00. |
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13 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM (#1408697) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace I have to go seven times a noght. I'm happy to get to the bathroom for six of them. Count yer blessings. |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM (#1408797) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: number 6 Jeeeeeesh, You got it pretty bad there Brucie !! |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:44 PM (#1408817) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST, heric the winter sunlight filtered through lace curtains upon the morningwood |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM (#1408845) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Sorcha Pee, then coffee. |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:15 PM (#1408856) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace Thank you, Sorcha. Thank you, thank you. There, do the LOT OF YOU HEAR THAT? Pee, THEN other things. |
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14 Feb 05 - 05:09 AM (#1409013) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Crystal First thing I think of? usually "AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH I'm LATE!!!" followed by a stream of expletives. The joys of being young. |
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14 Feb 05 - 09:43 AM (#1409239) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Uncle_DaveO "Is it MY turn to go bring coffee (for me) and tea (for her) back to be drunk in bed, or is it my Beautiful Wife's turn?" The pee business takes no thinking at all. Dave Oesterreich |
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14 Feb 05 - 10:12 AM (#1409272) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Peace I checked today when I awoke. WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
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14 Feb 05 - 10:30 AM (#1409291) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Dave the Gnome Llamas. Don't ask. :D |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:06 AM (#1410343) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: GUEST,Mrr HItting the snooze button. If it's a natural (non-alarm driven) wake-up, then it's a weekend, and I think about rolling over and going back to sleep, which I then do. Parents never get enough sleep, but I'm still catching up on college, I think! |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM (#1410365) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Rapparee Now I know why brucie's on the fire brigade. This morning, the first thing I thought of was "What the...? Why isn't the beeper as loud as usual? And where the **** is it? Goddamn, it's under the bed and I have to stand on my head to get at the ****in' thing!" Well, you DO wake up when you do that.... |
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15 Feb 05 - 10:12 AM (#1410412) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Kim C The first thing I think of is, dammit it's still dark outside. . .Why do I have to get up when it's dark outside and go to work when I'd rather stay in bed? |
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15 Feb 05 - 11:00 AM (#1410467) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Bunnahabhain Normally Crystal, or occasionally whatever brainwave came to me last night, and I couldn't be bothered to write down.... |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM (#1411345) Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of .... From: Cluin Down at the nursing home, three old men were discussing the problems of ageing. "Seventy is the worst age to be," said the 70 year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens." "Count your blessings, kid," said the 80 year-old. "When you're eighty, you can't even crap right anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing moves when it's supposed to!" "Actually, just you young fellers wait!" said the 90 year-old, "Ninety is the worst age of all." "Why? Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 7:00. I piss like a racehorse... no problem there at all." admitted the 90 year-old. "So you have trouble shitting then?" asked the 80 year-old. "No, no problem in that department either... I have a nice relaxing bowel movement every morning at 7:30." the oldest man responded. "So what's so damn much worse about being ninety then?" "Well, I don't wake up until 8." |