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BS: whats the last thing you think of....

12 Feb 05 - 08:16 PM (#1407718)
Subject: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: skipy

?


12 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM (#1407721)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Bee-dubya-ell

You mean at night? Usually something like "I sincerely hope I do not wake up in the morning to find that I have been transformed into a giant cockroach. Or a whelk, for that matter."


12 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM (#1407722)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Cluin

WAIT!


12 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM (#1407729)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Cluin

That and sex.


12 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM (#1407736)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Bert

Can't remember


12 Feb 05 - 08:37 PM (#1407742)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: LilyFestre

Do you ever recall having a conversation with a friend when the lights were out for the night? Maybe you were a child having a sleep over or maybe you were living in the dorms at college and just talking with your roommate late into the night, until one of you fell asleep. Ok...for me, that still happens except it's a conversation with God....silent and personal....so the last thing I think of varies nightly with whatever my thoughts are of the day.

Michelle


12 Feb 05 - 09:04 PM (#1407766)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: GUEST,God

take 2 alka seltzer..
beat myself up ..
because I didn't get it right the first time..
I should not spend the rest of eternity worrying that I rushed making the world
in only 1 week..

bad move.. I admit I was new at the job, over optimistic,
working to a very low budget..
and took bad advice from my financial sponsors..

my heart was in the right place..
ask my son..
and ME only knows.. ask my old girlfriend Mary...

I did the best job I could
despite all the shit

I refuse to be blamed .. it was not my fault..

I'm sory I've been absent for too long..

personal issues I've needed to dal with.

Ok, the drink didn'nt help..

for ME's sake.. I got a son who can turn water into wine..

I love the boy.. but he dont understand
I just need someone to talk to..
not an everlasting fountain of stong home brew..
please friends, if you believe in me .. just give me a few aeons to sort mysel out
and get my life back into perspective.

I know I've let you all down.. for ME's sake dont you think it hurts me right down to the bone
to see whatou're doing to this lovely world I made for you..

I'm sory , I've had a few too many Baileys and holy 'water' [from my own personal heaenly mountain still]..

sorry.. nobody needs a blubbing girly tearfull self pitying deity..

but sorry.. I'm so sorry..

I just need someone warm too hug me..

last thing I think of..????

I never asked for this job


12 Feb 05 - 09:12 PM (#1407771)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: GUEST,God

.. and of corse I love folk music..
you all have my blessing

and whoever did the thread about folk music and hymns a week or 2 back..

wel what do you think I think !!??

if you're a girl.. give me a call sometime on the good old fashioned faith hotline..

maybe we could meet up for a nigh out at a folk club
for some good music, a few wines, and some good friendly conversation..

then maybe back to my place for coffee and..........


12 Feb 05 - 10:18 PM (#1407809)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker

last thing I think of....

I hope when my final moment comes

it wont frighten me too much

and i can hold hands with someone who likes me..

[remember frank Finlay deaTH SCENE as Casanova in 70's
Tv series... that would be even better way to go,,]


12 Feb 05 - 10:25 PM (#1407818)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Little Hawk

Depends. Sometimes it's Winona Ryder. Sometimes it's a book I'm reading. Sometimes it's Hillary Clinton in a new power suit. Sometimes it's the price of carrots. Sometimes it's William Shatner in a thong, striking a heroic pose.

It's a full life, eh?


12 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM (#1407820)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Stilly River Sage

Ah oh ooooooooooooooooooooo yes! ah ah yes! AHAHAHAH!

sigh

then drift off to sleep. . .

:)


12 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM (#1407827)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Little Hawk

You lucky duck... :-)


12 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM (#1407828)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Jerry Rasmussen

Same as the first thing I think of when I get up... except I'm thankful for the day that has passed.

Jerry


13 Feb 05 - 04:41 AM (#1408012)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Dave Hanson

Rutabags and whelks.

eric


13 Feb 05 - 04:42 AM (#1408013)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Dave Hanson

Or possibly a Gibson F5 from 1923.

eric


13 Feb 05 - 05:17 AM (#1408035)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Liz the Squeak

Usually - have I got to go to work tomorrow?

Previously - Well thank goodness that day is over.... will I get any sleep tonight?

Now - Whoo hoo.. a whole new day tomorrow, wonder what I can do in it?

LTS


13 Feb 05 - 02:24 PM (#1408288)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: fat B****rd

...'ave I done me bate ?......


13 Feb 05 - 03:06 PM (#1408324)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Peace

whats the last thing you think of....

Takin' a wizz first thing in the morning.


13 Feb 05 - 04:42 PM (#1408408)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Cluin

Ah, sure an' it's a full life ye be leadin' an' no mistake, ol' son!


13 Feb 05 - 04:53 PM (#1408423)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Teresa

I wish I knew ... I always seem to be waking up before I can grab onto a thought. I've never caught myself falling asleep yet. That's tricky, innit? :)

Teresa


13 Feb 05 - 11:30 PM (#1408872)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Sorcha

Oh crap. I forgot to pee. Now I have to crawl out of this warm bed and go pee.


13 Feb 05 - 11:46 PM (#1408888)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: number 6

Oh shit ..... another day tomorrow at the "factory".


14 Feb 05 - 01:47 PM (#1409516)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Richard Bridge

HELLO

Who said that?

I DID

Who are you

HAVE YOU WORKED IT OUT YET?

Oh shit! I promised to take the dogs to the vet tomorrow

THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE

Is it far?

NOT FOR MOST PEOPLE...


14 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM (#1409686)
Subject: RE: BS: whats the last thing you think of....
From: Rapparee

Gee, I hope that those rifles the firing squad is using aren't loaded.