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12 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM (#1407803) Subject: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk .............William Shatner in a thong! Go ahead. I dare ya. Betcha can't do it. Come on... I dare ya. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM (#1407806) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: rumanci 5 other thongs without him in them will do for a start won't it ? |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:23 PM (#1407816) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Stilly River Sage Leonard Nimoy in a thong. But it's real marginal. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM (#1407819) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: frogprince Anna Nicole Smith in an opaque body bag. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:27 PM (#1407821) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk LOL! I love it. Nimoy would look sort of scrawny in the old days, but he's developed a paunch as he got older. No one can thing a thong like Shatner. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:27 PM (#1407822) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk Anne Nicole Smith? Hmm. Google, here I come... |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM (#1407824) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk GAAAAAGHG!!!! She is truly horrifying. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:39 PM (#1407832) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: frogprince L.H., you're fortunate if you had to Google her to identify her; she is live in TV ads, and has had her own "reality" series; if you think her looks are horrifying, you should get a whiff of her personality; absolutely toxic; if you put that personality in Shania Twain's body, it would still wither the manhood of any normal male at 50 paces. |
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12 Feb 05 - 10:42 PM (#1407836) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk I believe it, man, I believe it. She oughta marry Howard Stern. I basically don't watch TV, so I've missed a few things like Anna Nicole in the last few years. |
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12 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM (#1407849) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Stilly River Sage Have you seen her since she lost the weight? She's gorgeous, and that is even at her age (whatever that might be--probably younger than me, but not much). Her expression here isn't the best, but she's in great shape. I think she's one of those bright women who plays the bimbo. SRS |
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12 Feb 05 - 11:15 PM (#1407861) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Bee-dubya-ell Five things more attractive than William Shatner in a thong? That's easy. Just pick five things at random. It's sorta like saying "Name five things that smell better than fresh vomit." Let's make this really hard. Let's go for five things less attractive than William Shatner in a thong.... 1) ......errrrr......????? Somebody else's turn. |
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12 Feb 05 - 11:29 PM (#1407870) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: frogprince Problem is, Stilly, her expression is too much like that too much of the time, and really seems to reflect what's in there. |
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12 Feb 05 - 11:34 PM (#1407874) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk I wondered when someone would say that, Bee-Dub. |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:15 AM (#1407899) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Cluin William Shatner stepping out of his thong (to answer BW's challenge) |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM (#1407905) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Bee-dubya-ell That's one! Only four to go! How about William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy... in thongs... Jello wrestling? |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:26 AM (#1407909) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Cluin It's been done. |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:56 AM (#1407930) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Teresa Bill the Shatner in a teddy? |
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13 Feb 05 - 01:06 AM (#1407933) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Amos Hawk, doncha got nothin' ta do, ya gotta start threads like dis?Whassa MADDA you? A |
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13 Feb 05 - 04:03 AM (#1407995) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Liz the Squeak Placido Domingo in speedos? Guhhhuhuhuhhuhuhhhhh LTS |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:40 AM (#1408130) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt Hmm, this will be difficult as I personally make all of Shatner's thongs, they are part of my "Premier" line. But if I have to say so, athough I am generally modest, 1 myself modeling my new "Gentleman Farmer" model of thong which has snaps like bib overalls and is made entirely of stonewashed denim. Fully reversable, although I do not recommend it. 2 Oaklet in our newest UK Rage, "Ten nights in Hull" thong which includes an optional pocket for guitarpicks or other needed accessories 3 Liz the Squeak in the Union Jack Thong popular with our British Compatriots, to be debuted on Carnaby Street later this month 4 Jo9hn modeling the Curry Ship, Bears galore" thong that will be an instant rage across all of Poland and SLovakia 5 Brucie in our North of the border model named appropriately "Are you sure that"s a MAple leaf? It seems so small." thong. It is a spaceage combination of Thermal underwear fabric bonded to Kevlar for water resistance, ALthough a bit chafing it stands up well in those long Cnandian winters. (The thong, that is) |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1408152) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: mack/misophist Wing Tip Shoes Oil Refineries Telephone Switching Panels Broken Cricket Bats Popeye in a thong |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1408153) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: SINSULL Wrong, jimmy. Everyone of those is preferable to Shatner in a thong. Now, maybe Shatner's toupee in a thong...that is a horrible thought. Kind of like a rat loose in the underwear drawer. |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM (#1408168) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk Ha! Ha! Ha! Wonderful, Jimmy, just wonderful! You are definitely on a roll. The "Ten nights in Hull thong"!!!!! Be still, my beating heart! Ha! Ha! Ha! I wonder if we could get Penelope Rutledge to pose with Oaklet in one of those? |
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13 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM (#1408197) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Sttaw Legend Sir jOhn from Hull in curry dipped thong |
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13 Feb 05 - 01:02 PM (#1408209) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: GUEST,Albert McSwiggins, Gardener OY!!! Wot a disgusting sight! Cor! I've got to stop clickin' them blue clicky fings wot people like Staww Legend post. 'Orrifyin'! If 'at's wot jOhn from 'Ull looks like I 'ope 'e don't come around 'ere offending the good folk of Twillingsgate. 'E should be arrested. I feel sick when I look at 'is picture. Bloody 'ell, 'e looks like some sort of poof body-builder, 'e does. Them kind ought to be deported to France, where anyfink goes. - Albert McSwiggins, Gardener at Rutledge 'Ouse |
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13 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM (#1408235) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: rumanci Thankyou jimmyt for actually nominating the contents of the other five more attractive thongs without that man in them ! I'm still pondering them ...........don't ring us !! "Somethong In The Air" round here ? ;-) |
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13 Feb 05 - 01:30 PM (#1408238) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: chris nightbird childs How about NO THONG! hehe............ |
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13 Feb 05 - 01:48 PM (#1408254) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Bill D "I think she's one of those bright women who plays the bimbo." SRS....Anna Nicole????? oh, I don't think so...I think that woman is bimbohood incarnate. Have you ever WATCHED on of her shows? (remember how she gained fame marring the billionare and then neglecting him in his final years, then sueing for his estate.) as for the question- any spatula, spud, jello pit, trampoline or alien space ship. |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM (#1408350) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jacqui.c More attractive? Prince Charles, Camilla, Pavarotti, Tiny Tim, Alice Cooper - with or without thongs. Less attractive? Mmmmm, er.... Billy in a thong singing, or jogging? |
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13 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM (#1408370) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: skipy dog shit, cat shit, pig shit, cow shit, sheep shit! |
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13 Feb 05 - 04:15 PM (#1408395) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Stilly River Sage Bill D, I have to admit that I've never watched any of her programs. I was operating on the theory that anyone who seems that dumb must in reality be pretty smart. There are some good examples of this around. An example (and it took a long time to find her, working backwards through a search of an old 1960s program I thought I saw her on) was Carol Wayne. (I only found a small image of her, since she died 20 years ago in a drowning accident). I think she was one of the "Mighty Carson Art Players" on the Tonight Show for a while. Carson wouldn't have picked her to play a bimbo unless she was very bright. SRS |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM (#1408435) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk Uh-huh. Okay, Stilly. If taking your theory in reverse, I would have to give consideration to the possibility that you are in fact NOT the clever, articulate, and highly capable woman you appear to be in public...but instead, a mindless, characterless ditz with the soul of a rutabaga. :-) (just joking...) |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM (#1408452) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Rapparee With perserverance, you can crack into the SIGINT and ELINT files of the US Air Farce. Having done so (it's not difficult, just really boring), I have seen Certain Satellite Survelliance Photos and can list the Definitive Five: 1. Little Hawk in a thong, 2. BDiBR in a thong, 3. Penelope Rutledge in a thong, 4. Bee-Dubya-Ell in a thong, 5. The Giant Squid in a thong. |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1408479) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt I am in posession of a series of clandestine photos of certain Mudcat members, (without mentioning names), robust folkers of the male persuasion posing in fishnets, crotchless panties and frilly garterbelts with just a hint of rouge applied to their cheeks. I do not want to go public with this but if I get backed in to a corner, Shatner, I will, spatula or not! |
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13 Feb 05 - 05:49 PM (#1408489) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Rapparee Jimmyt, did you get yours from the USAF, like I got mine? |
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13 Feb 05 - 06:09 PM (#1408515) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt my photos were taken from an SR71 BLackbird 35000 feet over rural Maryland during Getaway 2003. |
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13 Feb 05 - 07:35 PM (#1408602) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Little Hawk Boy...riveting stuff here. The search to find things more attractive than Shatner in a thong is definitely heating up. |
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13 Feb 05 - 09:14 PM (#1408745) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Peace To dream the impossible dream . . . . |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM (#1408802) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jacqui.c Please don't tell me he recorded that one as well. |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM (#1408803) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt I just love Don Quickzote references!!! They are so ramantical and all, and whut with the windmill and all..... |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:36 PM (#1408810) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Rapparee I have seen a blue whale in a thong.... |
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13 Feb 05 - 10:39 PM (#1408813) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt Rapaire, let me guess, It was around Covington near that gambling boat? I saw it too! |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:08 PM (#1408847) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Sorcha My husband Gillie the dog Annie the dog Max the dog Boudicca the cat Yentle the cat Oh, that is 6! |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM (#1408861) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt I have some delightful chicks that just hatched out in my exotic bird collection that are the result of my ingenious crossfertilization of 5 flamingo eggs with sperm I acquired from an emperor penguin (no I will not share with you how I acquired it, suffice it to say my hand is still cold) and I feel that these chicks will be more beautiful than any manifestation of Mr Shatner. I shall be selling limited partnerships to any and all who would like to get in on the ground floor of "Father T's Penquingos,, LLC, London, Amsterdam, Hull. |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:34 PM (#1408877) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt I am also franchising a string of CHEERY JOHN DEERIE "Drive-Thru Automatic Tractor Washes" in the midwest and deep south. Investors needed |
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13 Feb 05 - 11:36 PM (#1408881) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: jimmyt sorry for the thread drift, Little Hawk, it is just when I get to going with my Venture Capital ideas, I just get so excited. |
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14 Feb 05 - 01:23 AM (#1408949) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: Peace jimmyt, we could clean up if we got the franchise to change sparkplugs in diesel motors. Charge an arm and a leg and the cost to us would be negligible. Need lots of investors though. |
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14 Feb 05 - 11:34 AM (#1409374) Subject: RE: BS: Name 5 things more attractive than.... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp 1. the back end of a baboon 2. the back end of a bonobo 3. the back end of a pig 4. the back end of a jackass 5. an overripe banana that just got run over by a dump truck |
