14 Feb 05 - 08:33 PM (#1409957) Subject: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall I was so pleased to get 21 valentines from all those mudcat women; then I learned that my evil wife and her evil twin (Sinsull) had to bribe them to send them! Then after reading the warm lovely messages they wrote in them, I find myself back in the friggin' cellar where it's too dark to read anymore that might come late! |
14 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM (#1409977) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Rapparee There are rats there, too, Kendall. Ever see the movie "Willard?" |
14 Feb 05 - 08:58 PM (#1409982) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: SINSULL There were no bribes. We all wanted to cheer you up after your last check-up. And you are in the basement to build shelves - Jacqui and I went shopping today. Evil twin? More like Mutt and Jeff. If you like I will send Alice down to keep you company. Happy Valentine's Day Captain. By the way, I didn't send a card. I bought a stuffed toy from hell that repeats "I love you" ad nauseum in a cutesy little voice. Poor catspaw - the store had only one and Kendall got it. |
14 Feb 05 - 09:00 PM (#1409983) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Amos LOL. Man, that Sins knows how to put the PR moves out, doesn't she?? I betcha sghe was a corporate sorta executive at some point. "Nothing to see here, folks, just business -- keep on moving,...." :D |
15 Feb 05 - 12:02 AM (#1410120) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Stilly River Sage I wish you'd asked me. I've never met the man, but I'm sure I could have come up with a really engaging valentine! SRS |
15 Feb 05 - 12:03 AM (#1410125) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Amos I was gonna send you a chocolate fuzzy animal, Skipper, but I plumb forgot. Sorry!! A |
15 Feb 05 - 03:35 AM (#1410190) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: katlaughing My apologies, Sins! In the midst of all the "frou-fraw" going on here, I suffered from CRS and forgot to send one! Happy V-day, Kendalldarlin'. You ARE loved! luvyakat |
15 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM (#1410197) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Sandy Paton Yeah, Kat. Me too. Caroline was gonna pick up something in adequately bad taste, but she forgot, so I just sent him an E-pistle of my own hoping he was inundated with Valentine's Day cards. I think the card score was up to 24 when he replied, not counting little stuffed toys that squeal love lyrics. With gals like Jacqui and Sinsull working in collaboration, the poor ol' Cap'n ain't got a chance! Sandy |
15 Feb 05 - 07:09 AM (#1410285) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Morticia Mea Culpa,Kendall...you would have had one more if I hadn't forgotten. Difficult to remember when it's a 'holiday' I don't keep ordinarily.......my man didn't get one either :) |
15 Feb 05 - 07:55 AM (#1410306) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST Capt'n I only got an e-card out as I too got distracted, but it saved you from the guitar toting frog singing achy breaky heart.... I'm so sorry he didn't get to join your collection, but there is always next year..... Tinker |
15 Feb 05 - 09:20 AM (#1410359) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Achey breaky heart? I dodged a bullet with that one! Two criminals were about to be hanged. The hangman asked the first if he had a last request, and the man replied, "Yes; play Achey Breakey heart" on the stereo." Hangman agrees. He asked the second if he had a last request and the man said, "Yes, if you are going to do that, HANG ME FIRST"! |
15 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM (#1410410) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Kim C Well, I'm glad Sinsull cleared that up, because I was fixin to complain that I wasn't offered a bribe! ;-) |
15 Feb 05 - 10:25 AM (#1410427) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Mary in Kentucky Kim, you mean you didn't get your $100? ;-) |
15 Feb 05 - 10:26 AM (#1410429) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: SINSULL This was jacqui's "plot" not mine. I just offered professional advice on execution. |
15 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM (#1410529) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Sorcha I fergot too. HVD, Cap'n! |
15 Feb 05 - 11:51 AM (#1410534) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Rapparee Sorcha is wishing Kendall "Happy VD"??? Gracious, and him just married and all. |
15 Feb 05 - 11:54 AM (#1410536) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: rumanci hmmmmm SINSULL offering professional advice on execution ?? ........ aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh - does it involve giving her enough rope and a long drop ? I hope all the Valentines brought Kendall joy .......... paper the wall with them mate !! Hugs from here too rum xx |
15 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1410554) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: jacqui.c The Valentines are all struck to the kitchen door and we will be taking a photo to put in the Mudcat gallery. Thanks to all who took part and to my buddy SINSULL, who was so helpful. |
15 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM (#1410957) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Help |
15 Feb 05 - 04:59 PM (#1410961) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall Girls, I don't care what your husbands say about you, I love every one of you. |
15 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM (#1410987) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: gnu You'd better keep digging that hole for cover Kendall, cause you ain't gonna climb out after that post. |
15 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM (#1410997) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Nancy King at work We love you too, Kendall, which is what the Valentines were all about! (sorry I missed seeing you last weekend!) Nancy |
15 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM (#1411005) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Love you too, Kendall- I didn't forget, but I lost the TRULY tasteless one I found early in the month (hint: it was framed in red feathers). So I had to settle for one with a nautical theme. I'm glad Jacqui's ploy was so successful! Allison |
15 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM (#1411145) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: Bat Goddess Hope my two got there on time -- sent a store-bought one to make do til the do-it-yourself one got constructed. Linn |
16 Feb 05 - 05:40 AM (#1411635) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: GUEST,Noreen LOL- you got that many, even thought so many forgot! You lucky man- hope the day was good. N x |
16 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM (#1411960) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's valentines From: kendall I am lucky, no question about that. |