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Well I never

17 Feb 05 - 11:39 AM (#1413002)
Subject: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

felt more like singing


17 Feb 05 - 12:04 PM (#1413007)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Uncle_DaveO

Fine. But what's your point?

Dave Oesterreich


17 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM (#1413013)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

the blues


17 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM (#1413021)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Sidewinder

There's a thread below about "boobs and bottoms" if you need cheering up.Otherwise, Guy Mitchell - what a star!

Regards.

Sidewinder.


17 Feb 05 - 12:31 PM (#1413047)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Sooz

I always preferred "She wears red feathers"!


17 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM (#1413053)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

She works in a London bank


17 Feb 05 - 03:05 PM (#1413202)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Mrr

Great game, I never. You say something you never, and everyone who has, drinks. Hee hee!


17 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM (#1413265)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd

Respectable position


17 Feb 05 - 08:17 PM (#1413527)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,tarheel

Well...you should have...you would have enjoyed it!!!!!!!!


17 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM (#1413536)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Bee-dubya-ell

'Cause I never thought that I'd ever lose...


18 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM (#1413722)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Garter

like runnin away


18 Feb 05 - 12:36 AM (#1413724)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Bee-dubya-ell

...seen nobody like you


18 Feb 05 - 12:43 AM (#1413730)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin

Do ya, do ya want my love?


18 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM (#1413732)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Peace

!


18 Feb 05 - 12:48 AM (#1413736)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Melbourney

why you do me this way


18 Feb 05 - 01:47 AM (#1413766)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Guy! for godsake

As I cruised out one evening,


18 Feb 05 - 04:14 AM (#1413827)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Dave Hanson

I wish I'd never.

eric


18 Feb 05 - 09:29 AM (#1413943)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

I shouldn't have, cuz it burns, burns, burns.


18 Feb 05 - 09:34 AM (#1413946)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Bunnhabhain

but enjoyed it anyway....


18 Feb 05 - 09:35 AM (#1413947)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,eric the red

Penicillin or calomine lotion.

eric


18 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM (#1414069)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: open mike

have you ever, ever, ever in your long legged life
seen a long legged sailor and his long legged wife

no I never never never in my long legged life
seen a long legged sailor and his long legged wife

(kids clapping game)


18 Feb 05 - 04:16 PM (#1414284)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Liz the Squeak

I never did either.....

LTS


21 Feb 05 - 02:23 AM (#1416167)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

I did


still do


21 Feb 05 - 03:06 AM (#1416181)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Davetnova

I did but I'm not telling anyone about it.


21 Feb 05 - 03:06 AM (#1416183)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin

Nobody saw nuthin'

Got that?


21 Feb 05 - 04:15 AM (#1416214)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd

I may do quite soon.........


21 Feb 05 - 05:23 AM (#1416240)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

I always wanted to, but my hat got in the way.


21 Feb 05 - 08:25 AM (#1416318)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Chic

I always get someone to do it for me


21 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM (#1416361)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: JennyO

I do - every day, and twice on Sundays.


21 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM (#1416751)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Liz the Squeak

One day I hope to.....

LTS


21 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM (#1416754)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

OH YES YOU DID! Signed LASSIE, Bill the Collies wife


21 Feb 05 - 06:37 PM (#1416875)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Cluin

What happens on the road, stays on the road.

Rule one.


21 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM (#1416899)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: annamill

"your love, dear".


21 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM (#1416937)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Charley Noble

Never more!

Charley Noble


21 Feb 05 - 07:35 PM (#1416939)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Zing

there's nothing left for me to do


21 Feb 05 - 07:46 PM (#1416952)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: annamill

"but cry. cry, cry over you"


22 Feb 05 - 04:33 AM (#1417173)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: fat B****rd

...and so back to Guy MItchell. BTW wasn't he in an early 90s serial called Your Cheating Heart singing Let Your Love Flow while bikers did a sort of stomp dance ?


23 Feb 05 - 12:38 AM (#1418339)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

And with Ken Stott?

And Tilda Swinton?

Is that the one?


24 Feb 05 - 10:43 AM (#1419607)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Trix

Yeah!

Guy Mitchell was "Jim Bob O'May" and his band were the Wild Bunch.
I think they played You are my sunshine and other things.


25 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM (#1420646)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Flash Company

Open Mike... I seem to remember it as 'A long legged sailor and his bow legged wife', but maybe that was wishful thinking on the sailor's part!

FC


25 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM (#1420649)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Flash Company

Well I never,
Did you ever,
Tickle your -- wiv a fevver!

Fill in your own preferred erogenous zone.

FC


25 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM (#1420693)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: rock chick

well i never
did you ever
all the time ;o))


25 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM (#1420709)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Non-violent

You make me happy...


26 Feb 05 - 06:39 AM (#1421371)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST

you'll never know


28 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM (#1422827)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,non-GM

dear! how much!!!


01 Mar 05 - 06:03 AM (#1423670)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: breezy

What a swell party this


01 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM (#1423676)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Sttaw Legend

Thrust


01 Mar 05 - 07:58 AM (#1423745)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: John O'L

You never?

Really?

Better start soon, the end is nigh.


01 Mar 05 - 08:30 AM (#1423766)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: Roger the Skiffler

fB
??Guy Mitchell?
Mitchell Schmitchell, what about our Tommy??

RtS
"Why d'ya do me this way?"


01 Mar 05 - 03:45 PM (#1424186)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,non-GM

theres nothin left






50


03 Mar 05 - 09:36 AM (#1425902)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,Ed Case

settin the woods on fire


03 Mar 05 - 05:32 PM (#1426291)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: skipy

Meant for the press to find out!
What goes down in the ville, stays in the ville!
Lt William calley!
Skipy (in a flack jacket)!


05 Mar 05 - 12:24 AM (#1427100)
Subject: RE: Well I never
From: GUEST,visitor

Sorry to break in but I was looking for something else on google and found this.

You have someone called Bill the Collie. I knew a Bill Collie some time ago in Cardiff. He used to sing long songs lasting about 20 minutes, Laird of Drum, was that one? Anyway, if you are the same, you stole my girlfriend you hairy Scots git! If not please accept my apologies but it seems a co-incidence too far doesnt it.