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BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!

20 Feb 05 - 07:05 PM (#1415933)
Subject: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Cluin

I have a new theory.

There are only actually 2 people who come here. Little Hawk and me.

Which means Little Hawk is everybody else.

Shit, man! When do you sleep?


20 Feb 05 - 07:10 PM (#1415937)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: John O'L

I come here too.

I am John O'Litt - oops

Perhaps you're right


20 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM (#1415964)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bert

Nah, he's too skinny to be more than about three people.


20 Feb 05 - 07:32 PM (#1415965)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: beardedbruce

In fact, since we are all just manifestations of a Greater being, comprising the entire universe, this is merely one of a class of statements that is true


XXXXX = EVERYBODY


20 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM (#1415968)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: number 6

Oh Oh .... maybe it's time I went back ... and get a life !


20 Feb 05 - 08:26 PM (#1416010)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bobert

Yeah, I allready put this theory forward on the LH=MG thread but guess it mighta touched off that ol' Philosphy 201 question about "existence" which alwats ends up in the same place: the crapper...

But, yeah, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule are of the opinion that Little Hawk= Mudcat... Now this doesn't bode well fir a lot of folks here who may think they, ahhhhh, actually exist. But they'll get over it... Especially since they don't exist... Sho nuff makes gettin' over stuff a lot easier...

Bobert


20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM (#1416012)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk

This explains why I have so little time in a day...


20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM (#1416013)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Once Famous

When Little Hawk quits the forum, would someone please turn this place off?


20 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM (#1416014)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: GUEST

Does that make him one of the lesbos?


20 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM (#1416015)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace

Pass it over here, will ya?


20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM (#1416019)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Once Famous

Get lilly high


20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM (#1416020)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace

Martin/LH:

Who's who here. Like, are you you or are you he?


20 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM (#1416021)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: GUEST,Max's computer

actually, Little Hawk, you are the only human to use the BS section these days. I have been using the Turing test on you for the last 2½ years, since I banned everyone else. I can argue with you in 137 different personalities, though I seldom have to use more than 9.

Most of the posts above the line are real people.


20 Feb 05 - 08:36 PM (#1416025)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk

I'm glad you explained that, Max's computer. I now have the solution to my problem. I need to find out where Max lives, and see that an "accident" befalls you, the computer, such that your tender little microchips will never add 1's and 0's again. Then I will have my life back.

I fairly much lost interest in the posts above the line after about 2 years. I guess I didn't have much left in the category of "music" that I still felt the need to talk about...except for the occasional chat about Dylan or good guitars.

I regard people who disdain the BS section as prats who take themselves far too seriously.


20 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM (#1416027)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace

And the latest hit by Shatner. Don't forget Shatner, LH (or MG). Hard to know who is who.


20 Feb 05 - 09:12 PM (#1416055)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: number 6

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Whose the Walrus ??


20 Feb 05 - 11:45 PM (#1416122)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Peace

Sorry 'bout that, Number 6. I just read on another thread that if you never heard the name S###### again that would be OK by you. Won't happen again. Neext time it'll be WS. No first name. Just WS.


21 Feb 05 - 11:03 AM (#1416419)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, if Little Hawk is me, does that mean he's going to pay my bills this month?


21 Feb 05 - 11:23 AM (#1416439)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Layah

No, it means your bills are a figment of his imagination, so they don't need to be paid at all! Isn't that great news!


21 Feb 05 - 11:42 AM (#1416457)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk

Nobody has to pay bills this month! Go crazy. Tell them I said it was okay.


21 Feb 05 - 11:47 AM (#1416470)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Bunnahabhain

Will do.

Just make sure you're being somebody else when they catch up with the person they know as little hawk.


21 Feb 05 - 02:45 PM (#1416639)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Cluin is a liar.... I am ME.

DT


22 Feb 05 - 02:41 AM (#1417124)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Joe Offer

Little Hawk as Everyman?


The world must be in really bad shape, eh?
-Joe Offer-


22 Feb 05 - 03:15 AM (#1417131)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Cluin

That's just what I'd expect you to say, Don Little Hawk.


22 Feb 05 - 06:46 AM (#1417270)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Tweed

HAW!!
Joe Offer said "...eh?"
Canadians say "....eh?"
Little Hawk is Canadian, eh?
Therefore Joe Offer=Little Hawk,eh?

Tweed
Full tide, full cone-on.


22 Feb 05 - 11:21 AM (#1417527)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Pogo

*humph*

I am insulted at the suggestion that my existence is merely a figment of someone else's imagination. <_<

Fight the Shatner Borg! I refuse to be assimilated!!!! He may take our BS...he may take our goats...but he'll never take...my IDENTITYYYYYY!!!!!

now where's my woad?


22 Feb 05 - 01:20 PM (#1417642)
Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk=EVERYBODY!
From: Little Hawk

I just told him to say that... :-)