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BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...

23 Feb 05 - 11:19 PM (#1419220)
Subject: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

...and you can all go home now. Show's over.


24 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM (#1419240)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

...and is now on a soapbox in Central Park...being ignored like all the other wannabes.


24 Feb 05 - 12:03 AM (#1419241)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Excellent! I hope he took the antipasto with him. Nobody thought to refrigerate it and it was starting to get a little rank.


24 Feb 05 - 12:18 AM (#1419250)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

Yer right 'bout THAT!


24 Feb 05 - 12:27 AM (#1419253)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Brucie - Get help!


24 Feb 05 - 12:31 AM (#1419255)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

Well, YEAH! Someone's gonna have to clean that mess up.


24 Feb 05 - 12:36 AM (#1419258)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

Taken care of.


24 Feb 05 - 12:49 AM (#1419261)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Amos

The cage of a sick parrot
Cannot be told from within
Or from without;
Both sick and
Confining.


A


24 Feb 05 - 03:56 AM (#1419316)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Big Al Whittle

what is this about? its all a bit cryptic.


24 Feb 05 - 06:12 AM (#1419367)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: gnu

Refresh on Anti-Christ and it will all become clear... perhaps too clear.


24 Feb 05 - 09:29 AM (#1419519)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Paco Rabanne

I think it's about Elvis Presley.


24 Feb 05 - 09:31 AM (#1419522)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: GUEST

Elvis Presley is the Anti-Christ ???


24 Feb 05 - 10:09 AM (#1419561)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Rapparee

Elvis' PARSLEY is the Anti-Christ.


24 Feb 05 - 10:13 AM (#1419572)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

No. Elvis is Elvis. Parsley is the Anti-Christ.


24 Feb 05 - 10:26 AM (#1419588)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bassic

Parsley is the Anti-Christ? Nah....he`s a "very friendly Lion called Parsley" :-)


24 Feb 05 - 10:32 AM (#1419593)
Subject: RE: BS: The PARSLEY has left the building...
From: Peace

So has the Celery.


24 Feb 05 - 10:44 AM (#1419609)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Pied Piper

"I'M A VERY FRIENDLY LION CALLED PARSLEY,
PLEASE DON'Y SHOUT AT ME OR TALK TO ME TOO HARSHLY"

For the bemused colonials.
The Herbs


24 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM (#1419617)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Azizi

Well I guess us colonials have a new children's import to look forward to..

Hey, Parsley and friends would be a welcome substitution for the Barney, the big sickly sweet purple dinosaur ..

Now HE might be the Anti-Christ..


24 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM (#1419651)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Layah

No no, you've all got it wrong. Parsley is edible garnish, it's onions that are the anti-christ. Or are they in the antipasta? Now I'm confused...


24 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM (#1419678)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Pied Piper

Growing up in the UK in the 60's and early 70's was a great time for childrens Television, mostly down to one guy Oliver Postgate.
Read some of the articles there and you'll know why.
On a less heavy level his programs.

Enjoy

PP


24 Feb 05 - 12:07 PM (#1419693)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Okay, I retract my prior assertion. Parsley is not the Anti-Christ. I would hate to insult someone's inner child by claiming that the personification of his or her fondest media-induced childhood memories is the Anti-Christ.

Bert from "Sesame Street" is the Anti-Christ. And Here's proof! Hah! And I'm not changing my mind again, so you "Sesame Street" worshippers can just piss off!


24 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM (#1419698)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

It's not Bert's fault. He was driven slowly mad by Ernie over the years. Ernie is the soul brother of George W. Bush. Conclusion: ERNIE is the AntiChrist!


24 Feb 05 - 12:30 PM (#1419721)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

The AntiCrust


24 Feb 05 - 12:32 PM (#1419727)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: wysiwyg

At least Bert still picks up the Tavern tabs. Are Mudcat Taverns Satanic? Are chords better than tabs? Lemme outta here, I'm stuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk.........

~S~


24 Feb 05 - 12:34 PM (#1419730)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

there IS an anticrust!


24 Feb 05 - 12:34 PM (#1419731)
Subject: Hell
From: wysiwyg

BTW Hardi has given me the inside skinny on Hell. It's the Mudcat jello pit, where the damned can enjoy a good frolic with their pals, without even noticing they've missed heaven. Some think it IS heaven, so it's all good. OK? Now we can be assured there's nothing left to worry about. Argue, sure, but not worry.

~Susan


24 Feb 05 - 12:37 PM (#1419735)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

Heh! Heh! I can just picture it... MMario and Gargoyle rolling around in the jello...with William Shatner acting as celebrity referee.


24 Feb 05 - 12:46 PM (#1419753)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: frogprince

Well, now we know for sure: Given a chance to visualize mud-catters rolling around in jello, L.H. picked a couple of males...


24 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM (#1419757)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

LIME is Hell...Cherry is close to heaven..


24 Feb 05 - 12:53 PM (#1419767)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

Well, MMario came to mind first for some reason. Then I had to pick a partner for him. "Who would be the most disagreeable and distasteful choice possible?", I wondered. There you have it.


24 Feb 05 - 12:59 PM (#1419778)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Cluin

Yep. Now I KNOW you've got too much time on your hands.

Which begs the question: "Well, what am I doing sitting here reading it then?"


24 Feb 05 - 01:01 PM (#1419782)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

Indeed. :-) I have to think about lunch shortly, though.


24 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM (#1420092)
Subject: RE: BS: The Ghost of the Anti-Christ has entered,
From: Peace


24 Feb 05 - 09:15 PM (#1420216)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: khandu

Okay...he has left the building but what did he take??

I am inclined to agree with someone...Parsley is the Anti-Christ!

k


24 Feb 05 - 09:20 PM (#1420217)
Subject: RE: BS: Ghost of the Parsley enters the building
From: Peace

. . . or is the Parsley dead yet?


24 Feb 05 - 10:27 PM (#1420253)
Subject: RE: BS: A picture of the parsley.
From: Peace

Here's a pic of the Parsley.


24 Feb 05 - 10:32 PM (#1420259)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

You're gonna garnish my Salmon with THAT!


24 Feb 05 - 10:55 PM (#1420277)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

"BAKED SALMON
1 whole sockeye or silver salmon skinned; 1 1/2 cups melted butter; 3/4 cup seasoned bread crumbs; 1/4 cup old bay seasoning; 1/2 bunch chopped parsley; 1 lemon juiced; sea salt; and 2 sliced lemons. Lay salmon on large sheet of foil placed on a cookie sheet. Melt butter and add bread crumbs, old bay seasoning, chopped parsley and lemon juice. Mix Well. Salt the salmon inside and outside. Spread some of the mixture inside of the cavity of the fish. Spread remaining mixture on top of the fish. Cover with another sheet of foil and seal edges. Bake at 350 degrees for one hour then check to see if it is done. Don't overcook." Garnish Bill D's with NINETY-TWO POUNDS OF PARSLEY THAT LOOKS LIKE CELERY.


24 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM (#1420281)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Bill D

I can eat Baked Salmon so fast you can't chop parsley OR that crunchy stuff in time to garnish it!


24 Feb 05 - 11:13 PM (#1420292)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

We'll see 'bout that!


25 Feb 05 - 12:15 AM (#1420298)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

. . . and one of these, too.


26 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM (#1421237)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: open mike

drooling here...the Italian parsley versus the curled moss variety..
as long as there is salmon, the other stuff in inconsequential.


26 Feb 05 - 12:11 AM (#1421241)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

Rightttttttttttttttttttttt!


26 Feb 05 - 12:12 AM (#1421242)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: number 6

ker klunk ..... the sound of a closing door


26 Feb 05 - 12:15 AM (#1421243)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

OK then . . . .


26 Feb 05 - 12:16 AM (#1421244)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: number 6

Jeeeezuz .... what the hell is that ?!?!


26 Feb 05 - 12:19 AM (#1421245)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

A boned one of these!


26 Feb 05 - 12:21 AM (#1421246)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: number 6

Whew .... that's a relief.

was about to phone Vatican 911


26 Feb 05 - 12:32 AM (#1421248)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

The bait looks a bit cumbersome; however, . . . .

PS: The guy in the photo? It ain't me.


26 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM (#1421595)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: gnu

brucie... you got all the likns. Have you seen the "advert" for a brand of tinned salmon named John something-or-other where grizzly bears are fishing, one grizzly catches a fish and a guy runs out and fights the bear for the fish ? I had this clip years ago but lost in in crash. It's absolutely hysterical. John Adams? Can't recall. Anyone ever see this?


26 Feb 05 - 01:30 PM (#1421598)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Little Hawk

I saw it, but also lost it in a hard disk crash...


26 Feb 05 - 09:58 PM (#1421968)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: frogprince

Smoke some of that salmon, put it on a bagel with onion and cream cheese, and I would damn near fight a grizzly for it.


26 Feb 05 - 10:31 PM (#1421978)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

What kinda papers do ya use? ZigZag I bet.

Hey, Gnu, I know the clip you're talkin' about. Never had it saved anywhere. I'll look around for it.


26 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM (#1421981)
Subject: RE: BS: The Anti-Christ has left the building...
From: Peace

GNU and LH:

Think it might be here. I can't download videos hwoever, so I'm not sure.

"After disabling a bear with a kick to the genitals, the commercial's human hero makes off with a succulent salmon.

Watch the video
and read Bob Garfield's John West column on AdReview.com    ."