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BS: Hull Transvestite Club

01 Mar 05 - 08:56 AM (#1423786)
Subject: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Next meeting Thursday, venue Marlborough Club, time 9pm,
special guest Emily Howard.
Nail Varnish & make up tips from El Ted
Hare Dressing tips from Les from Hull
and Fashion tips from Derick N Dave,
all welcome


01 Mar 05 - 09:29 AM (#1423793)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie

Welcome back Joh9n. I'd love to come but I'm having my bikini line waxed that night, the full Brazilian!!!
Giok


01 Mar 05 - 10:02 AM (#1423828)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Strollin' Johnny

Shrie-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ieek!


01 Mar 05 - 10:03 AM (#1423830)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee

I want to know how you dress a hare. Little frilly dresses? A jumper?


01 Mar 05 - 10:05 AM (#1423832)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Paco Rabanne

Welcome back Sir John! Attendance is compulsory.


01 Mar 05 - 10:42 AM (#1423852)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie

First off you get it jugged, after that it's easy.
Giok ¦¬]


01 Mar 05 - 10:48 AM (#1423860)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

"First off you get it jugged, after that it's easy".

First off you CATCH IT. After that it's easy.

Does Skipy know about this, it's just up his street!!.


01 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM (#1423907)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: ossonflags

I might come if I'm doing nowt


01 Mar 05 - 11:48 AM (#1423914)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Dressing a hare is a lot like dressing a bear, only a lot quicker and much less dangerous.


01 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM (#1423925)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Georgiansilver

Hare raising experience then, I'll bear it in mind.
Best wishes, Mike.


01 Mar 05 - 04:55 PM (#1424257)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy

Skipy has just read about it, Sir jOhn of Hull please Pm me an address & I will send a few items of clothing up to help!
Regards Skipy.
Sadly still in my work clothing - all male, but it's early yet!


01 Mar 05 - 06:19 PM (#1424332)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: s6k

This sounds like my kind of thing.. now youre talking!


01 Mar 05 - 06:23 PM (#1424336)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy

This sounds like my kind of thong!
Skipy (trying very hard to keep three items on a hammock made for one)!


01 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM (#1424352)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Mingulay

Skipy you're disgusting.

No change there. Is that a triple entendre?


01 Mar 05 - 06:35 PM (#1424358)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee

My old buddy Bobby tried to keep a thing in a hammock, one of those kinds that are made out of net. Well, he fell asleep and turned over. The thing was still in the net, but not for long. We now call him "Bobbi."


01 Mar 05 - 07:09 PM (#1424386)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: skipy

R U out of the freezer?
Skipy


02 Mar 05 - 05:02 AM (#1424710)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

This is getting to be more TS than TV! Soon be needing obligitory operation.


02 Mar 05 - 05:47 AM (#1424743)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: John MacKenzie

Snip snip and Bob's your auntie.
Giok ¦¬]


02 Mar 05 - 06:04 AM (#1424757)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

"Snip, snip".

That made my eyes water Giok!


02 Mar 05 - 04:14 PM (#1425208)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: frogprince

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna;
We'll put on eyeshade,
And go on parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.


02 Mar 05 - 04:47 PM (#1425246)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu

The NBAR's, that there's the New Brunswick Association of Rednecks, want to pubicly state our support for our brothers in arms across the big pond. We never agreed with govermint when they started this here big geezly bright orange vest thing fer huntin. We been wearin our vests orange side in from day one and we welcome the fellahs from Hull who are standin up fer the cause and fer themselves.

And it's great to see they got a organized club and even got stuff fer the women folk to do at the club meetins, namely fashion tips, while the men folk get fly tyin info, namely Nail Varnish & make up tips, and small game huntin education, namely Hare Dressing tips.

If any a ye fellahs get over this way, make a point to attend one of our meetins. I'm sure youse'll fit right in.


02 Mar 05 - 05:07 PM (#1425270)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: frogprince

Ah, Gnu? We hate to tell ya, but...(LOL)


02 Mar 05 - 05:11 PM (#1425276)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee

Y'all drop by the Green Tee tavern here, too. The boys'll show you a real good time.


02 Mar 05 - 06:09 PM (#1425323)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu

Neighbourly bunch ye fellahs are! Just so happens, most of us wears green t-shirts too. We liken to a workin man's tavern. Of course, we wear green work pants and hats too. Just so's if we're up in the woods workin and a big buck steps out, we're dressed to be able to sneak on up and get in close to deliver a good clean shot. Nothin like the taste of a well dressed big wild buck. It's all in how you take care of the meat after delivering the final blow.


02 Mar 05 - 06:44 PM (#1425357)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Mingulay

GREEN!!! With your complexion dear. It clashes terribly, especially with the neck (what there is of it). You should really go with the splotchy red/pink camouflage or muted browns.

If you could get to Hull all this would be explained to you. Probably by a big buck.


03 Mar 05 - 01:01 AM (#1425624)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST

I have seen the photographs posted on the net.



Which one is Hull that is John? (Not the overweight, pink and chartruse with teal trim>? Please say NO!


03 Mar 05 - 05:19 PM (#1426273)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,leeneia

Can the first post here really be from jOhn? It's spelled strangely well.

Perhaps our long-lost Spaw is coming back incognito.


03 Mar 05 - 11:03 PM (#1426477)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

I attempted to attend



But was rebuffed at the door - by a pair of women dressed as a 1940's Himmler.< p>

Sorry John - my second effort to connect into Hull Society was thwarted.



Sincerely,

Gargoyle


07 Mar 05 - 05:30 PM (#1429197)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: GUEST,jOhn

our first meeting was not a massive sucsess, only me and Mick Ossonflags bothered to turn up, hopefully a few more will go next munth.


07 Mar 05 - 05:35 PM (#1429204)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: gnu

I'm sure attendants will pick up. At least by word of mouth.


07 Mar 05 - 06:20 PM (#1429243)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Rapparee

Folk thongs?


08 Mar 05 - 11:17 AM (#1429721)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: ossonflags

Oh............ so that why there was no singing, jOhn


08 Mar 05 - 12:33 PM (#1429785)
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Transvestite Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Sorry. Was practicing. Will soon be gay at this rate.