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Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song

04 Mar 05 - 05:25 PM (#1426880)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD
From: John M.

Hello everyone,

If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only.  Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. 

Below is a traditional bawdy song titled:  Uncle Bud  (recording)


                Do you sing this song?  If so when/where did you learn it?


Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
john@mehlberg.com
~
My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
~

               UNCLE BUD

Uncle Bud's fine; Uncle Bud is keen.
Uncle Bud's got plenty of gasoline.

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud.

Uncle Bud's got this; Uncle Bud's got that.
Uncle Bud's got a dick like a baseball bat.

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud.

Uncle Bud's got a wife.  She's big and fat.
She's got a cunt like a Stetson hat.

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud.


Notes: This is transcribed from the LP "Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men" by Mack McCormick.


05 Mar 05 - 07:10 AM (#1427233)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: John M.

Uncle Bud

DESCRIPTION: "Oh, Uncle Bud goin' down the road, Haulin' women by the wagon load, Uncle Bud (x3), Bud, Doggone it, Uncle Bud." About Uncle Bud's odd exploits, sexual anatomy, and extravagant farming methods, as well as poverty and perhaps the hope for salvation
AUTHOR: unknown
EARLIEST DATE: 1928 (recording, Gid Tanner & his Skillet Lickers)
KEYWORDS: humorous drink death sex bawdy
FOUND IN: US
REFERENCES (1 citation):
MWheeler, pp. 95-97, "Uncle Bud" (1 text, 1 tune)
Roud #10035
RECORDINGS:
Anonymous singer, "Uncle Bud" (on Unexp1)
Grant & Wilson, "Uncle Joe" (QRS, 1929) (Decca, 1938)
Booker T. Sapps, "Uncle Bud" (AFS 370 A1, 370 A2, 1935)
Gid Tanner & his Skillet Lickers, "Uncle Bud" (on Columbia 15221-D, 1928)
Notes: Most versions of this song are bawdy, to a greater or lesser extent. A Texas variant, recorded by the anonymous singer on Unexp1, recounts stories about Uncle Bud Russell, who was in charge of transporting prisoners to the state prison at Huntsville -- but the song clearly existed in tradition before then, and was adapted to local use. - PJS
File: MWhee095

The Ballad Index Copyright 2004 by Robert B. Waltz and David G. Engle.


07 Mar 05 - 02:24 PM (#1429024)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: John M.

Further references:

"Uncle Bud", titled "O! Bud", is found in the 1928 "Six New Negro
Songs with Music" article by Nicolas Joseph Hutchingson Smith in
the Follow the Drinkin' Gou'd journal of the Texas Folk-lore
Society 1928.

A six stanza bawdy "Uncle Bud" with music can be found on pgs 249-50
of Roger Abrahams' "Negro Folklore in South Philadelphia"
unpublished 1962 dissertation.


07 Mar 05 - 02:32 PM (#1429031)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: PoppaGator

I wanna know about Uncle Bud's "extravagant farming methods"

???!???!!

Must be nasty....


07 Mar 05 - 08:18 PM (#1429326)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Stewie

A version of 'Uncle Bud', as sung by a Texan songster, George Bernard, was issued on a 1981 LP produced for Rounder by Mark Wilson and Lou Curtiss: Various Artists 'Just Something My Uncle Told Me: Blaggardy Folk Songs from the Southern United States' Rounder Records O141. Wilson noted: 'George Bernard from Washington, Texas, is in his late sixties and now a Holiness preacher. Hearing Sam Chatmon perform some of his rowdy pieces at the San Diego Folk Festival induced George to come into Lou Curtiss' record shop and announce "OK, I'm going to put all this stuff down for you so you'll have it and then I'm never going to to mess with it no more". And he hasn't'.

Although fairly full, 'Uncle Bud' seems relatively tame compared to some of the other pieces on the album. Unfortunately, my copy of the album is in very poor shape - probably from playing with worn needles on a variety of record players at parties over the years. Because of the condition of the record, Bernard's slurring and also his vigorous guitar accompaniment at times, the words are almost impossible to decipher. However, it begins:

Oh Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, you know he's a man like this (x2)
You know, he caint get nothing from the women,
Always could do it to his fist

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, you know he's a man and a half (x2)
They tell me his nuts hang down (indecipherable) below his arse

At the end of the song the 'nuts' verse is repeated with the line changed to: 'You know his nuts hang down, baby, just below his arse'.

Wilson noted that there are other versions on Flyright's Library of Congress series and 'a remarkably dry-cleaned' rendition on Roosevelt Charles' Vanguard record.

I also have an obscene recording by Gary B.B. Coleman which has traditional floaters as well as original verses by Coleman - for example, it has 'the baseball bat' stanza. To give the flavour of piece, it begins:

I'll tell you a story about a man you don't know
He's a diry mother-fucker from the word say go
I used to think that Uncle Bud was nice
Till the sorry mother-fucker he stole my wife

He lives alone all by hisself
Had ten wives and he fucked them to death
Uncle Bud's got this and Uncle Bud's got that
Uncle Bud's got a peter like a baseball bat

It gets worse after that, with references to the anatomical attributes of Uncle Bud's women and several scatalogical stanzas. In true traditional spirit, Uncle Bud goes to hell but is too much for the devil:

Uncle Bud he died and he went to hell
He grabbed Tom Devil and he fucked him well
All the little devils up beside the wall
[Said] release him, daddy, 'fore he fuck us all

The reference is: Gary B.B. Coleman 'Too Much Weekend' Ichiban Records ICH-1140-CD.

I hope the above is of some help in your quest.

--Stewie.


07 Mar 05 - 08:35 PM (#1429336)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Stewie

There is a sound sample of Coleman's 'Uncle Bud' at CDNow:

CLICK HERE.

--Stewie.


07 Mar 05 - 09:10 PM (#1429348)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Big Jim from Jackson

A verse that I heard from a friend from western Oklahoma doesn't seem to fit the verse meters above

"Who in the hell in the God damned nation
Shit all over Uncle Bud's plantation?
Uncle Bud and the whole damned crew
Come here and help me saw this turd in two."


07 Mar 05 - 10:06 PM (#1429364)
Subject: ADD Versions: Uncle Bud
From: Joe Offer

There's not much in Randolph/Legman Roll Me In Your Arms - five fragments, only one with a tune.

  1. There's corn in this town ain't never been shucked,
    There's gals in this town ain't never been fucked,
    Oh Bud, oh Bud, oh Bud
    Click to play

  2. When apples are red they orter be plucked,
    When gals are sixteen they orter be fucked,
    Oh, Uncle Bud, oh Bud.

  3. Ther ain't much corn Uncle Bud ain't shucked,
    There ain't many gals Uncle Bud ain't fucked,
    Oh Bud, oh Bud.

  4. Uncle Bud was a man like this:
    He had lots of money but he fucked his fist.

    Uncle Bud had a prick like a telephone pole,
    If he misses your pussy, look out ass-hole!

  5. There's corn in the field, there's corn in the shuck,
    There's girls in this world ain't never been touched,
    O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud

Click to play (Randolph/Legman #99A)


07 Mar 05 - 10:18 PM (#1429369)
Subject: ADD Version: Uncle Bud
From: Joe Offer

Here's the version from Wheeler's Steamboatin' Days (cited in the Traditional Ballad Index).

Uncle Bud

Oh, Uncle Bud goin' down the road,
Haulin' women by the wagon load.

CHORUS
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Bud, Dog-gone it, Uncle Bud.

Up he slipped an' down he fell,
Mouth fell open like a mussel shell.

He passed by here, an' sweepin' low,
Forgot his bottle an' overcoat.

Some of these mornin's, it won't be long,
I'll leave this town blowin' my horn.

Way down yonder where I come frum,
Feed them niggers off hard, parched corn.

Growed so tall, growed so fat,
Swelled up big, couldn't wear a hat.

Some folks say Uncle Bud wuzn't aroun',
It's a goddam lie, he's leavin' town.

Some folks say Uncle Bud wuz dead,
It's a goddam lie, he ought to be in bed.

Worked in the summer an' all the fall,
Now winter caught me in blue overalls.


Click to play


08 Mar 05 - 01:00 PM (#1429823)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: John M.

Thanks everyone for the references. I have just purchased the 'Too Much Weekend' CD.

Yours,

John Mehlberg


29 Nov 06 - 11:34 PM (#1896212)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Hadaway

Me and Uncle Bud's was Headin To town
Riden the Billygoats and stompin the clowns
UP.! JUMP the Billygoat...Jump!!
Me and Uncle Bud went stridden a stump..


30 Nov 06 - 06:17 AM (#1896351)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Big Al Whittle

What was the provenance of this kind of song?

Presumably they weren't broadcast. But did they get onto jukeboxes in out the way country places. Or where godfearing country folk repelled by this sort of thing, and it was for college boys - not getting much sex, but drinking a lot and thinking about it a lot.

When were the Uncle Bud records made. The words have a very authentic sound to them - as though the writer/performer knew the audience they were singing to.


30 Nov 06 - 11:12 AM (#1896536)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Bob Coltman

Stewie,

What about posting the entire Gary B.B. Coleman "Uncle Bud" lyrics? I (and perhaps others) would appreciate seeing the entire thing. And bluenoses can always skip over the message. Thanks, Bob


30 Nov 06 - 11:12 AM (#1896537)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Bob Coltman


30 Nov 06 - 11:35 AM (#1896561)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE JOE (version of UNCLE BUD) (Wilson)
From: GUEST,Bob Coltman

I've made several attempts to post this to the "RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song" thread without success (hope it doesn't eventually result in multiple postings). Trying again:

*******

"Race" records were able to get away with more innuendo than most others in the 78 rpm era. There were some humdingers, like Bo Carter's many songs -- "Banana in the Fruit Basket," etc.

The married duo of Leola and Wesley Wilson were a stage act known for their "blue" songs. We can assume their stage version got dirtier depending on the venue. They made lots of other records!   

This version of the traditional "Uncle Bud" is far from being their most suggestive song, in fact it's pretty mild. Their rewrite, changing the characters and creating their own verses, was evidently aimed at creating a copyrightable, distinct version that would be associated with them and nobody else.    Bob

UNCLE JOE

Leola B. Wilson and Kid Wesley Wilson (as COOT GRANT AND SOCKS WILSON) Paramount 12833 (also on QRS label), c. Feb 1929

Uncle Joe's got a horse flies through his field,
Horseflies from his tail like an automobile,
    Uncle Joe, good Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe took Sal through the market square,
She saw a hog, just start to rootin' right there,
    Uncle Joe, mean Uncle Joe.

Uncle Joe is a man just full of vim,
Ain't no man can paddle by him,
    Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe.

Uncle Joe take a bath once every fall,
Cain't wash all over 'cause the tub too small,
    Uncle Joe, old Uncle Joe

    Ow de yow, yow, yow de yow yow etc. (scatting)

Uncle Joe, says, gal, what you got on yo' mind?
Ain't had no lovin' in a long, long time,
    Uncle Joe, sweet ol' Uncle Joe.

Uncle Joe went to call on Betty['s?] Bone,
He was too much man, so she sent him on home,
    Uncle Joe, good ol' Uncle Joe.

Uncle Joe sells cotton bale by bale,
He'll [hang a sign says?' Seeds For Sale,
    Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe's no fool, he knows everything,
All the gals said Joe can sho' shake that thing,
    Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe.


30 Nov 06 - 08:02 PM (#1897043)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Richie

Hi Bob,

Some of the versions of Uncle Bud I have use the same melody and form as "Froggy Went a Courtin'." So I guess you could trace Uncle Bud songs back to the 1500's.

Richie


01 Dec 06 - 10:23 AM (#1897479)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Lighter

Hi, Bob. All Catters who know stanzas of this poorly documented song should post them.

A couple of notes:

Hart Stilwell, "Border City" (1945): "He was singing a little ditty about Uncle Bud trying to look like a Jersey bull--a ditty calculated to bring conversation in a mixed crowd to a dead halt in a hell of a hurry."

N.Y. Times, June 1, 1998: "Mr. Wolfe still has to complete the last chapter of his 700-page-plus novel, which only recently was given the title of 'A Man in Full.' The name was inspired by a South Georgia or North Florida folk song, which Mr. Wolfe recited with zest to the conventioneers: 'Uncle Bud was a man in full. He had a back like a Jersey bull. He didn't like taters. He didn't like pears. He's got a gal that's got no hairs.'"

From Internet in 1999: "If you're gonna be a man, be a man in full, let your bag hang down, like a Jersey bull."

All are clearly related.


01 Dec 06 - 03:52 PM (#1897785)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Severn

The late Boozoo Chavis does a cleaned up version on Rhino Records Cajun anthology "Alligator Stomp" (Vol.1). I believe the liner notes, which I don't have with my used copy, mentioned he'd privately recorded a raunchier version, but I don't know where.


01 Dec 06 - 03:52 PM (#1897786)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Barry Finn

"Uncle" Bud Russel was the "Transfer Man" for the Texas Prison System
for 40 yrs starting in 1912. He had already beem in the employ since 1908 as assistant transfer agent. The transfer wagon was called originally the Black Maria, "We call Uncle Bud's old wagon Black Betty". "Then one morning I heard chains rattling down the corridor of the jail & somebody hollered that Uncle Bud had come & Black Betty was waiting" (290-291, The Land Where the Blues Began-Allan Lomax), Black Betty would take you there but it wouldn't take you away. Bud Russel would travel around picking up the convicted prisoners from around the different counties & bring them to Huntsville (also called "The Walls") which I believe would've been the "new man house" from there the "cons" or "victs" would be eventually be transfered to other state prisons or farms. When Bruce Jackson was collecting in the mid to late 60's "Bud Russel's name was still used throughout the system: 'We'll, let's go go get Uncle Bud's cotton,' or 'Let's get some a Uncle Bud's cows' Whatever it might be, it's still uesed"(p. 290-291 Wake Up Dead Man-Bruce Jackson). Bruce Jackson says that Bud's wagon was also called Black Annie.

From "The Midnight Special"

"Younder come Bud Russel, how in the world do ya know
I can tell by the his wagon & the chains he wore
(or I know him by his big hat & his 44)
Big pistol on his shoulder, big knife in his hand
He come-in to carry you back to Sugarland

He walks into the jail house, with his cahins in his hand
I heard him tell the captain "I'm the transfer man"


"Go Down OLd Hannah"

Well I see Bud Russel, WELL, WELL, WELL
Little boy, with his ball & chain, WITH HIS BALL & CHAIN
Little boys he gonna take you BACK TO SUGERLAND

"Sure Make A Man Fell Bad"

"Wouldn't mind working, IT SURE MAKE A MAN FELL BAD
For Uncle Sam, IT SURE MAKE A MAN FELL BAD
Workin for Uncle Bud IT SURE MAKE A MAN FELL BAD
It ain't worth a damn, IT SURE MAKE A MAN FELL BAD."

Barry


02 Dec 06 - 09:07 AM (#1898248)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Bob Coltman

Black Annie also resulted in a song, or at least a fiddle tune, by that title. I think the Georgia Yellowhammers recorded it. It may originally have been Afro-American.


03 Dec 06 - 07:40 PM (#1899214)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (from Zora Neale Hurston)
From: Jim Dixon

The Library of Congress American Memory Collection, has a recording of Zora Neale Hurston singing this song. She was already a published novelist, and working for the Federal Writers' Project in Florida when she made this recording in 1939. Here's my transcription:

[Spoken:] UNCLE BUD is not a work song. It's a sort of social song for amusement, and it's so widely distributed, it's growing all the time by incremental repetition, and it is known all over the South. No matter where you go, you can find verses of UNCLE BUD, and it's a favorite song, and the men get to workin' in ev'ry kind o' work, and they just yell down on UNCLE BUD, and nobody particular leads it. Ever'body puts in his verse when he gets ready, and UNCLE BUD grows and grows and grows.

Q. ...is it sung before the respectable ladies?

A. Never! It's one o' those jook songs, and the woman that they sing UNCLE BUD in front of is a jook woman.

Q. Of course, you've heard it....

A. (Laughs) Yes, I've heard it from....

[Sings:] Uncle Bud's a man, a man like this:
He can't get a woman, gonna use his fist.
[Refrain after every verse:] Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud.

Go into town, gonna hurry back.
Uncle Bud's got somethin' I sure do like. (or "lack"?)...

Oh, little cat, big cat, little bitty kitten,
Gonna whup their tails if they don't stop shittin'....

Uncle Bud's got corn that sure needs shuckin'.
Uncle Bud's got gals that sure needs fuckin'. [ZNH deliberately muffles the last word.] ...

Uncle Bud's got gals that got no hairs.
Uncle Bud's got cotton ain't got no squares....

Oh, 'taint no use in you raisin' sand.
You gotta take that turd off o' grandpa's land....

Oh, who in the hell in the God-damned nation
Shits his turd on pa's plantation?...

Oh, little cat, big cat playin' in the sand,
Little cat fart like a nat'ral man....

Uncle Bud's a man, a man in full.
His nuts hang down like a Georgia bull....

Uncle Bud's got gals that's long and tall
And they rocks their men from wall to wall....

Uncle Bud's got gals long and tall
And they rock their hips like a cannonball....

[Spoken:] I don't know--. I know I know some more verses but right off, I just don't recall 'em.


07 Jan 07 - 01:32 PM (#1929334)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Boozoo Chavis)
From: GUEST,xf

The late Boozoo Chavis does a cleaned up version on Rhino Records Cajun anthology "Alligator Stomp" (Vol.1). I believe the liner notes, which I don't have with my used copy, mentioned he'd privately recorded a raunchier version, but I don't know where.

The unexpurgated version of Chavis' "Uncle Bud" appears on his late-nineties album Who Stole My Monkey?, along with another track in a similar vein entitled "Deacon Jones". These two earned Who Stole My Monkey? the distinction of being the only mass-released zydeco album to bear a parental advisory label. It'd be quite a shock to people who have only heard Buckwheat and think that zydeco is children's music.

I haven't been able to completely work out the lyrics, but the parts I can make out go roughly like this:

   Eighteen, nineteen, twenty years ago
   Uncle Bud beat the shit outta Cotton-Eyed Joe
   Uncle Bud!

   Some people say Uncle Bud is dead;
   It's a goddamn lie, he's sick in bed
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got a daughter, her name is (Roan?)
   (?) like her father, make an old man moan,
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got cotton ain't never been picked,
   Uncle Bud got corn ain't never been shucked,
   Uncle Bud got a daughter ain't never been fucked,
   Uncle Bud!

   Down in Louisiana where the grass grow green,
   They got more bitches than you ever seen,
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got this, Uncle Bud got that,
   Uncle Bud got a pecker like a baseball bat,
   Uncle Bud!

   Big fish, little fish, (climbin'?) up the water,
   Some sonovabitch done fucked my daughter,
   Uncle Bud!

   (Jimmy?) come and knock with a pack on his back,
   He bring more cock than he can pack,
   Uncle Bud!

   Some people say (his penis?) ain't right,
   Done made him sick,
   It's a goddamn lie,
   Them Louisiana ho's
   (That run his crank?)
   Uncle Bud!

You can get Who Stole My Monkey? from Amazon.


20 Jan 07 - 07:35 PM (#1942897)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Skillet Lickers)
From: Richie

I think this is the first recording of Uncle Bud by the Skillet Lickers in 1928. You can clearly see the relationship with "Froggie Went A-Courtin" including some of the lyrics. (If anyone knows the first line it would help- not sure of lyrics)

UNCLE BUD Skillet Lickers 1928

(Fiddle plays tune)

*I got a gal and she's at you Uncle Bud
I got a gal and she's at you Uncle Bud
I got a gal and she's at you
She don't wear no- yes she do, Uncle Bud

Where will the wedding supper be? Uncle Bud
Where will the wedding supper be? Uncle Bud
Where will the wedding supper be?
Way down yonder in a holler tree, Uncle Bud.

(Fiddle plays tune)

Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn, Uncle Bud
Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn, Uncle Bud.
Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn,
He's gonna bring back a gallon of corn, Uncle Bud.

(Fiddle plays tune)

I know a man they called Bud, Uncle Bud
I know a man they called Bud, Uncle Bud
I know a man they called Bud,
He carried his whiskey in his jug, Uncle Bud.

(Fiddle plays tune)

Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand, Uncle Bud.
Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand, Uncle Bud.
Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand,
Little cat yelled like a natural man, Uncle Bud.

(Cat sounds then fiddle)

Where will the wedding supper be? Uncle Bud
Where will the wedding supper be? Uncle Bud
Where will the wedding supper be?
Way down yonder in a holler tree, Uncle Bud.

* uncertain of lyrics here


08 Feb 07 - 01:26 PM (#1961353)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Gary B.B. Coleman)
From: GUEST,Bob Coltman

The following is unexpurgated, but if you're this deep on the thread, that's no surprise to you. This, it seems, is one of our first looks at what "Uncle Bud" might have been like at its absolute bluest. Lyrics supplied courtesy of Richie:

UNCLE BUD

As sung by Gary B.B. Coleman 'Too Much Weekend' Ichiban Records ICH-1140-CD.
(R &B sound w/guitar, organ, bass and drums- intro)

I'll tell you a story about a man you don't know,
He's a dirty mother-fucker from the word say go,
I used to think that Uncle Bud was nice,
Till the sorry mother-fucker, he stole my wife.

Cho: Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Goddamn him Uncle Bud.

He lives alone all by hissel,
Had ten wives and he fucked them to death,
Uncle Bud's got this and Uncle Bud's got that,
Uncle Bud's got a peter like a baseball bat.

Uncle Bud's got a gal and her name is Matt,
She got a twelve-pound pussy and it's big as a hat,
Uncle Bud's got a gal and her name is Emmaline,
Her ass keep cookin' like a watermelon rind.

Old Aunt Dinah come floatin' down the street,
With her ass and her body just a-twitchin' to the beat,
Doney, doney don't need to flirt,
Cause I see shit on your underskirt.

Who in the hell in this damned ol' nation,
Shit this turd on my plantation,
Don't give a damn if it's a woman or a man,
You gotta move this shit or I'm gonna raise some sand.

Some folks say Uncle Bud don't steal,
That's a Goddamn lie he's in my watermelon field,
Seed in the watermelon throwin' away the rind,
Preacher in the gospel lyin' all the time.

Here come a dog with his tail hushed up,
His ass all shinin' like a new tin cup,
Here come another one trottin' down the road,
The jaws of his ass 'bout to shiver in the cold

Bud's got a gal and her name is Christine,
She's got good pussy but she don't keep it clean,
He's got another girl and they call her Mutt,
You Ask her for her pussy she'll offer you butt.

Friends of mine know what I'm talkin' about,
Fucked ol' Mutt and he knocked her out.

Uncle Bud he died and he went to hell,
He grabbed Tom Devil and he fucked him well,
All the little devils up beside the wall,
[Said] release him, daddy, 'fore he fuck us all,

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud Goddamn him Uncle Bud (Repeat and fade)


24 Oct 08 - 06:16 AM (#2474617)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Tim Keene

In "Foller de Drinkin' Gou'd" edited by J. Frank Dobie (Texas Folklore Society, 1928), there is a chapter entitled "Six New Negro Folk-Songs with Music" by Nicolas Joseph Hutchinson Smith. The last song mentioned is "O Bud!" The first verse is printed with the melody. Mr, Smith writes the following paragraph regarding the lyrics:

The nature of this song is such as to prohibit the printing here of the six collected stanzas that go with the music. The words are desposited in the Harvard College Library, as well as at the College of William and Mary. The song was sung for my benefit by Mr. Page W. Powell, in 1924; he said that he learned it in Northampton County, Virginia.


24 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM (#2475213)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Adding to the post by Tim Keene-
The single verse, printed with brief 4/4 score:

O BUD
There's corn in the field, there's corn in the shuck,
There's girls in this world ain't never been touched.
O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud, O Bud.

The melody does not differ in essentials from the one given in Randolph-Legman and the midi given by Joe.


24 Oct 08 - 05:54 PM (#2475273)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST

Note the lyrics in the old circa 1928 tune, "Mississippi Mud," recorded by many artists, including Paul Whiteman and Bing Crosby.
Could "Uncle Dud" have been inspired by "Uncle Bud?"


24 Oct 08 - 05:54 PM (#2475275)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

Apologies to the webmaster - that last post wuz mine.


15 Mar 12 - 11:41 PM (#3323434)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,robert blau

uncle bud built his on the water
to keep us fellahs from screwing his daughter

three little nigger boys sittin on a gate
ass holes poppin like a ford V eight

little old girl why dont you run along
how can you fuck when you cant cum


uncle bud uncle bud uncle bud bud bud


08 Oct 12 - 09:44 PM (#3416734)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Boozoo Chavis)
From: GUEST

The recording I have of Uncle Bud sung as a zydeco song by the late Boozoo Chavis is even cleaner than the one reported in this thread by guest.xf. Using his notes and listening to the recoding over and over, here's what I hear:

   Eighteen, nineteen, twenty years ago
   Uncle Bud beat the devil outta Cotton-Eyed Joe
   Uncle Bud!

   Some people say Uncle Bud is dead;
   But that's a damn lie; he's sick in bed.
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got a daughter, her name is Roan.
   Body like his daughter, make an old man moan,      (My best guess)
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got cotton ain't never been picked,
   Uncle Bud got corn that never been shucked,
   Uncle Bud got a daughter ain't never been touched,
   Uncle Bud!

   Big fish, little fish, climbin' up the water,
   Some son-of-a-gun done court my daughter,
   Uncle Bud!

   Down in Louisiana where the grass grow green,
   They got more women than you ever seen,
   Uncle Bud!

   Uncle Bud got this, Uncle Bud got that,
   Uncle Bud got a big old cow-boy hat,
   Uncle Bud!

   Jimmy come up with a pack on his back,
   He bring more cotton than he can pack,
   Uncle Bud!

Now if only I could figure out the music. Anyone have it?
-Rand.


09 Oct 12 - 04:51 AM (#3416797)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Dead Horse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgbfXdzb28
Not hard to find.


09 Oct 12 - 08:54 AM (#3416888)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Jim Dixon

I have listened on Spotify to Boozoo Chavis' "dirty" version of UNCLE BUD from "Who Stole My Monkey," and I believe I can make these corrections to the lyrics posted by GUEST,xf above:

3. Uncle Bud got a daughter, her name is Roan.
What I like about her, make an old man moan,
Uncle Bud!

9. Some people say peas an' rice
They made him sick; it's a god-damned lie.
Them Lousiana ho's they run his crank.
Uncle Bud!


09 Oct 12 - 09:23 AM (#3416900)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Jim Dixon

I've listened to Gary B. B. Coleman's recording of UNCLE BUD on "Too Much Weekend," and I believe I can make these corrections to Bob Coltman's transcription above (By the way, I think it's better represented as 2-line verses rather than 4-line verses.):


Uncle Bud's got a gal; her name is Emmaline.
Her ass stands open like a watermelon rind....

Old Aunt Dinah come floatin' down the stream.
[I couldn't make out the next line but I'm pretty sure it's nothing like Bob Coltman's version.]....

He's eatin' the watermelon, throwin' away the rind,
Preachin' the gospel, lyin' all the time....

Here come a dog with his tail hished up, [hoisted]
His asshole shinin' like a new tin cup....

Here come another one trottin' down the road,
The jaws of his ass like the sugar in a bowl.


09 Oct 12 - 10:26 AM (#3416927)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Gid Tanner's Skillet Lickers)
From: Jim Dixon

Here's my transcription from the recording that I heard on Spotify:


UNCLE BUD
As sung by Gid Tanner's Skillet Lickers on "The Very Best Of (1926-1934)" (2012)
Originally recorded on Columbia 15134D, Nov. 2, 1926.

I got a gal and she's a chew, Uncle Bud.
I got a gal and she's a chew, Uncle Bud.
I got a gal and she's a chew.
She don't wear no—yes, she do, Uncle Bud.

Where shall the wedding supper be, Uncle Bud?
Where shall the wedding supper be, Uncle Bud?
Where shall the wedding supper be?
Way down yonder in a holler tree, Uncle Bud.

Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn, Uncle Bud.
Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn, Uncle Bud.
Uncle Bud gets married on Sunday morn.
He's a-gonna bring back a gallon o' corn, Uncle Bud.

I know a man, they call him Bud, Uncle Bud.
I know a man, they call him Bud, Uncle Bud.
I know a man, they call him Bud.
He carried his whiskey in his jug, Uncle Bud.

Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand, Uncle Bud.
Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand, Uncle Bud.
Big cat, little cat playin' in the sand.
Little cat yell like a nat'ral man, Uncle Bud.

Where shall the wedding supper be, Uncle Bud?
Where shall the wedding supper be?
Way down yonder in a holler tree, Uncle Bud.


09 Oct 12 - 10:55 AM (#3416941)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (DOG-GONE HIM) (Tampa Red)
From: Jim Dixon

Another of my transcriptions from Spotify:


UNCLE BUD (DOG-GONE HIM)
As sung by Tampa Red on "Tampa Red Vol. 2 (1929)" (2005).

1. They told me Uncle Bud was a mighty good fella
But my … boys, you will all know better.

CHORUS: Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud,
Uncle Bud, dog-gone him, Uncle Bud.

2. Let me tell you boys what Uncle Bud will do:
Steal your jelly, make a monkey of you.

3. Now I took Uncle Bud to be my right-hand friend.
He stole my jelly 'n' in my face he grinned.

4. He ain't got no sense 'cause he didn't go to school,
But the women all thinks he's a jelly-beatin' fool.

5. Now I ain't two bits; don't talk about my friend.
Gonna kill him if I catch him at my house again.

6. Now Uncle Bud's old lady, she's a good old soul,
But I just can't stand her; she's 'most too old.

7. You might think he's all right but don't pay him no mind.
He's a-whippin' your jelly 'most all the time.

8. Boy, if you catch him at your house, don't do him no harm.
Just ask the old man to be a-moving along.

9. He's built like a tadpole, shaped like a frog.
When he love your woman, she'll holler "Hot dog!"

10. Just keep it, young lady; Tampa Red don't want it.
Uncle Bud done had his ol' paws all on it.


02 Aug 21 - 03:56 PM (#4115158)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST

I know this is an old thread but I was looking for a specific version of uncle bud that I can’t find and maybe somebody remembers. It was sung by someone on the show Alice (you know, at Mel’s diner)? It was just a short clip and went like this:

Uncle bud’s got cotton
uncle bud’s got corn
uncle bud’s got chil-ren ain’t never been born
Ooh, ahh, uncle bud!

They obviously had to clean it up for network TV and I believe there was one more verse but I don’t remember it. Maybe it was cotton ain’t never been plucked and corn ain’t never been shucked. Something like that. Thanks!


02 Aug 21 - 05:44 PM (#4115175)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,#

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-25222.html

Guest @ 02 Aug 21 -03:56 PM   That's the script for at least part of the show. The lady's name is Alice Hyatt and your lines are therein quoted.


02 Aug 21 - 06:10 PM (#4115180)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Felipa

"bod" means "penis" in both Irish and Scottish Gaelic; it is pronounced like "bud" b?d/


03 Aug 21 - 06:05 AM (#4115232)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Big Al Whittle

Sort of explains something I never knew. There are references to Uncle Bud in the Paul Whiteman/Bing Crosby/Bix Beiderbecke recording of Mississippi Mud.

I suppose it was an 'in' joke that Americans got and we didn't.


03 Aug 21 - 07:04 AM (#4115239)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: Lighter

"Bud" is a common Southern U.S. nickname and term of address ("buddy").

I'm quite sure that "bod" has nothing to with it.

https://www.openculture.com/2013/03/hear_zora_neale_hurston_sing_the_bawdy_prison_blues_song_uncle_bud_1940.html

"The song comes from experiences with the infamous Chief Transfer Agent for the Texas prison system, 'Uncle Bud' Russell, whose dreaded wagon, 'Black Betty,' was possibly the reference for a work song immortalized by Lead belly, no stranger to Texas prisons (Russell also gets a name-check in Lead Belly’s 'Midnight Special')."


29 May 22 - 09:42 PM (#4142847)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Bob Miller)
From: GUEST,finetunes

I'm surprised that it hasn't been mentioned but there is a version written by Bob Miller and recorded by Billy Jones & Tampa Blue Jazz Band (Pseudonym for Joseph Samuels Jazz Band) in 1921 and then again by Leona Williams in 1922. This is the same Bob Miller who wrote many country classics of the 30's - Seven Years with the Wrong Woman, When the White Azaleas Start Blooming, Rocking Alone in an Old Rocking Chair, and Driftwood on the River.

Uncle Bud – Tampa Blue Jazz Band version

Uncle Bud so they all do tell
knows just how to make moonshine well,
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.

When he’s mad why we clear the wall
so we’ll have a good place to fall
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.

Uncle Bud sure can step ‘em high,
gals all love him just hear them cry
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.

If Mack Sennett saw that gal of mine,
I’d own his bathing beach in a little time,
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.

Little drum/drunk Saul?? you’ve waited long,
now you’re admired by a waiting throng
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.

McCormack sings well and always will,
but my wife’s voice is better still,
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Uncle Bud.


Uncle Bud = Leona Williams version

Some folks say Uncle Bud is slow
but I laugh because I know
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Bud.

He like whiskey he like rye
and won’t drink corn cause it’s full of lye,
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Bud.

The sun comes east, the sun sets west,
I know who makes moonshine the best
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Bud.

I like coffee, I like tea,
I know a man who thinks the world of me
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Bud.

Some folk say he was born a fool
but he’s got better sense than manicure a mule
Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Bud. . . Uncle Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Bud.


30 May 22 - 12:12 PM (#4142897)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: GUEST,Hootenanny

I believe "Black Betty" was the name used by convicts for the heavy strap with which they were beaten.


01 Jun 22 - 06:37 PM (#4143134)
Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE BUD (Bob Miller)
From: Jim Dixon

From the sheet music at Indiana University:


UNCLE BUD / BUGLE BLUES
Words and music by Bob Miller

VERSE: Now I got a brand-new song
And it ain’t so very long.
It’s all right but the bass sounds wrong.
Now, honey, this is how I started on the verse:
I played some blues and it didn’t sound so worse,
And then I had it haunt me,
Bugle Blues!
Yes, it originated down in Tennessee.
That’s where they “thunk’d” up blue harmony.
That’s why we named this melody
Bugle Blues.
Now you play this strain again,
This jazzy bugle strain ’cause it leads to this odd refrain:

CHORUS 1: Uncle Bud is a man in full.
Lordy, how he can shoot the bull!
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Buddie, Buddie, Buddie, Uncle Bud.

CHORUS 2: some folks say Uncle Bud is slow,
But I laugh just because I know
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Uncle Buddie, Buddie, Buddie, Uncle Bud.

EXTRA CHORUSES FOR UNCLE BUD

3. I like whiskey; I like rye.
Won’t drink corn ’cause it’s full of lye.

4. A mule is stubborn, will make you curse,
But a prohi is even worse.          [prohibitionist?]

5. My gal smokes and my gal chews.
She’s getting smart readin’ Police Gazette news.

6. Uncle Bud, so they do tell,
Knows just how to make moonshine well.

7. Uncle Bud sure can step ’em high.
Gals all love him; just hear them cry—

8. When he’s mad, why, we clear the hall
So we’ll have a good place to fall.

9. If Mack Sennett saw that gal of mine,
I’d own his bathing beach in a little time.

10. McCormack sings well and always will,
But my wife’s voice is better still.

11. When it rains, why, we leave it rain
That’s what we do in Tennessee.          [I don’t understand why this doesn’t rhyme.]

12. Little drug store, you’ve waited long.
Now you’re admired by an anxious throng.

13. Moonshine’s daughter just pines in the hill.
Don’t you worry; Uncle Bud loves your still.

14. Some folks say I was born a fool,
But I got better sense than manicure a mule.

15. You can strut ’em clean to the pole
If you got an ace in the hole.

16. Four aces beats a flush; that’s true;
But if five naturals show, why, we’re gonna bury you.

17. You say you love me but you want a home.
I’m gonna dig you one in some sandy loam.

18. I never hunger till I’m broke,
Then I crave a pork chop poultice hanging round my throat.

19. Plead, sweet papa; plead your best.
Little mama done found another nest.

20. Stay away from my door.
Got another papa; can’t use you no more.

21. As I walked on through the hall,
Found another mule in my stall.

22. Corn, white corn, look what you done:
Made a little rabbit make the big lion run.

23. Death, O Death, where is thy sting?
Sweet smellin’ mama done give back my ring.

24. Skeeter and bumblebee playing seven-up.
Skeeter won but is afraid to pick it up.

25. The sun comes east; the sun sets west,
But I know who can make moonshine best.

26. Uncle Bud is long and thin,
But he’s a good man for the fix he’s in.


07 Sep 23 - 05:49 PM (#4180908)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: and e

Odell Walker
Vulgar collection

UNCLE BUD

Chorus:

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud,
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Ucle Bud,
Who in hell is Uncle Bud?

Ole Aunt Dinah dead an' gone,
Jaws of her p---y keep a-working' on.

Who in the hell an' damnation
Sh-t that t-rd on pa's plantation?

Ole Aunt Dinah, can't you tell,
You been f--kin' sho' as hell?

Funniest thing I ever saw:
Bull frog f--kin' his mammy-in-law.
Toad frog saya, "I'd be ashame."
Bull frog says, "You God damn fool, you'd do the same."

Big fish, little fish, playin' in the water;
Some son-of-a-bitch has done bigged my daughter.

Big cat, little cat, teeninety titten,
If you don't stop sh-ttin', gonna kill all the kittens.


Note: "Bigged", said the singer, "means to get her
in a family condition."


Expurgation in the original typscript. Song from Guy B. Johnson papers, Wilson Library, Chapel Hill.


07 Sep 23 - 05:49 PM (#4187390)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: and e

Odell Walker
Vulgar collection

UNCLE BUD

Chorus:

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud,
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Ucle Bud,
Who in hell is Uncle Bud?

Ole Aunt Dinah dead an' gone,
Jaws of her p---y keep a-working' on.

Who in the hell an' damnation
Sh-t that t-rd on pa's plantation?

Ole Aunt Dinah, can't you tell,
You been f--kin' sho' as hell?

Funniest thing I ever saw:
Bull frog f--kin' his mammy-in-law.
Toad frog saya, "I'd be ashame."
Bull frog says, "You God damn fool, you'd do the same."

Big fish, little fish, playin' in the water;
Some son-of-a-bitch has done bigged my daughter.

Big cat, little cat, teeninety titten,
If you don't stop sh-ttin', gonna kill all the kittens.


Note: "Bigged", said the singer, "means to get her
in a family condition."


Expurgation in the original typscript. Song from Guy B. Johnson papers, Wilson Library, Chapel Hill.


07 Sep 23 - 06:03 PM (#4187391)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: and e

O BUD!

The nature of this song is such as to prohibit the printing
here of the six collected stanzas that go with the music. The
words are deposited in the Harvard College Library, as well
as at the College of William and Mary. The song was sung
for my benefit by Mr. Page W. Powell, in 1924; he said that
he learned it in Northampton County, Viriginia.

There's corn in th field, there's corn in the shuck,
There's girls in ths world ain't never been touched.
O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud, O Bud.


From "Six New Negro Folk-Songs with Music" by Nicholas Joseph Hutchinson
Smith", in Follow de Drinkin' Gou'd: Publications of the Texas
Folk-lore Society, Number VII.
Edited by J. Frank Dobie


07 Sep 23 - 06:03 PM (#4180911)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
From: and e

O BUD!

The nature of this song is such as to prohibit the printing
here of the six collected stanzas that go with the music. The
words are deposited in the Harvard College Library, as well
as at the College of William and Mary. The song was sung
for my benefit by Mr. Page W. Powell, in 1924; he said that
he learned it in Northampton County, Viriginia.

There's corn in th field, there's corn in the shuck,
There's girls in ths world ain't never been touched.
O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud, O Bud.


From "Six New Negro Folk-Songs with Music" by Nicholas Joseph Hutchinson
Smith", in Follow de Drinkin' Gou'd: Publications of the Texas
Folk-lore Society, Number VII.
Edited by J. Frank Dobie