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08 Mar 05 - 11:16 AM (#1429719) Subject: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,Pied Piper Soak it in Petrol, through on a match. WOOF |
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08 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM (#1429762) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: John MacKenzie Waste of petrol |
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08 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM (#1429771) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: robomatic "Make a jolly FISH, that would." |
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08 Mar 05 - 01:14 PM (#1429837) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,*Laura* Lop of the tail, file the legs down a bit, stick a pipe through it's throat so it can breathe... |
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08 Mar 05 - 01:18 PM (#1429842) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: John MacKenzie John-Paul pussy cat?? |
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08 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM (#1429919) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,weary of this nonsense How is it possible to answer an incoherent, misspelled question? And why do people drive or post when they have been drinking too much? |
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08 Mar 05 - 03:25 PM (#1429959) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: gnu Dear "weary". Be wary of your worry "weary". Worry will wear you away. Especially something so trivial. Kinda like the grammar in your second sentence. |
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08 Mar 05 - 03:30 PM (#1429966) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Pied Piper I apologise for the John9 effect but I'm dyslexic and forgot to spellcheck. I was and am sober but I might just pop out for a libation later this evening. PP |
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08 Mar 05 - 04:59 PM (#1429999) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,Skippy Where does the sea bird come into this? Skipy |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:05 PM (#1430005) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Peace The cat ate the tern. |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:06 PM (#1430007) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Peace Pied Piper: You do not have to apologize for misspellings. Hell, it's a pretty poor person who can only find one way to spell a word. |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:14 PM (#1430011) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST Hehehe. I like that one Brucie. |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:17 PM (#1430012) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Peace Wish it was mine, Guest. I think it came from Mark Twain. |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:19 PM (#1430014) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: John O'L Sew dew aye |
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08 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM (#1430021) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Peace It was Twain. "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." |
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08 Mar 05 - 06:37 PM (#1430070) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Burke CAT COT DOT DOG |
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08 Mar 05 - 06:48 PM (#1430081) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: John Hardly I suppose that if one wanted to turn a cat into a dog, the first thing they'd have to do is make sure that the cat and dog aren't running parallel. |
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08 Mar 05 - 07:34 PM (#1430121) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,god You can't. |
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08 Mar 05 - 08:59 PM (#1430183) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Ebbie If you want a dog but can only have a cat, get a Siamese. In my experience, the Siamese is much more human-oriented than are other breeds. |
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09 Mar 05 - 01:58 AM (#1430281) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: The Fooles Troupe Ah - one good tern deserves another... |
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09 Mar 05 - 04:07 AM (#1430316) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST Almost impossible I reckon. I tried to teach my cat to speak English...I said "O.K cat, I will teach you to speak English" and was amazed when it answered me with "ME HOW"? |
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09 Mar 05 - 02:01 PM (#1430791) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: sixtieschick Dog to cat: My master is so wonderful. He feeds me every day and fills my water dish, he takes me for walks in the park, he lets me sleep at the foot of his bed, he brushes me, I put my head on his lap and he pets me and tells me how much he loves me. He must be a god! Cat to dog: My master is so wonderful. He feeds me every day and fills my water dish, he lets me out every time I want to go outside and then lets me back in when I meow, I sleep at the foot of his bed, he brushes me, I sit on his lap and he pets me and tells me how much he loves me. I must be a god! |
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10 Mar 05 - 04:26 AM (#1431335) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Dave the Gnome Or turn a dog into a cat? Throw it off the roof. Mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww... :D |
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10 Mar 05 - 04:48 AM (#1431354) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: Gurney Oxford University long ago turned dogs into cats. Dogs are forbidden on campus, so "Any animal accompanying a blind person shall be deemed a cat." I think it was Oxford, but wouldn't bet on it. |
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10 Mar 05 - 04:57 AM (#1431364) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: George Papavgeris I thought Pied Piper was Liverpudlian and was spelling "turn" accordingly... |
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10 Mar 05 - 11:26 AM (#1431572) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,noddy I had a rabbit called "Snoopy" and a Dog named Poppy and one cat called Bunny and another called Timothy Doormouse all at the same time. Yes it was a strange time in my life. |
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10 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM (#1431573) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: GUEST,noddy forgot to say the rabbit bullied the cat, and the cat beat-up the dog. |
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10 Mar 05 - 12:20 PM (#1431619) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: open mike perhaps with genetic modification it can be done.. or breeding...such as a Liger or Tion,, (cross between a lion and tiger....which are both in the cat family) but if they can put a salmon gene in tomatoes so they can withstand cold, perhaps they can put cat genes in dogs so they can climb trees or dog genes in cats so they can pee on bushes. |
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10 Mar 05 - 01:27 PM (#1431686) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: gnu Cat shoots owner. |
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10 Mar 05 - 11:35 PM (#1432014) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: heric It's important to keep a loaded gun on the table when you are cooking. That cat will have to go. |
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11 Mar 05 - 02:23 AM (#1432057) Subject: RE: BS: How do tern a Cat int a Dog ? From: open mike the best answer is burke's: CAT->COT->DOT->DOG |