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BS: Need a strap line

11 Mar 05 - 10:06 AM (#1432199)
Subject: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge

I have to come up with a strap line for a new product we are launching. Its a spam and virus killer, its called Mail Crusader. Its mainly for corporate business, but any one can use it. My mind seems to have squeezed of any creative thought - probably cos its friday........ can anyone help me

thanks

Pat x


11 Mar 05 - 11:03 AM (#1432235)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: John MacKenzie

Cleans up your actions
Giok


11 Mar 05 - 11:16 AM (#1432247)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Peace

Mail Cleaner


11 Mar 05 - 11:17 AM (#1432248)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST

It rights your wrongs.


11 Mar 05 - 11:18 AM (#1432249)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle

Defeat the Spam raider
with the mail crusader


11 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM (#1432288)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge

Thanks for those

cheers

Pat x


11 Mar 05 - 12:35 PM (#1432321)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Elfcall

It serves you right !

Elf :0)


11 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM (#1432322)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: John MacKenzie

Spam nada with Crusader


11 Mar 05 - 01:08 PM (#1432342)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I guess you didn't really plan on pitching this product to the Islamic world, huh? You are aware that the word "crusader" is considered to be very loaded with anti-Islamic connotations in some societies? Just don't use the word "jihad" in your strap line or you may find yourself on the wrong end of a fatwa.


11 Mar 05 - 01:35 PM (#1432371)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: gnu

Go postal. Get Mail Crusader.

Quarantine and clean. Get Mail Crusader.

Move out of the dark ages. Get Mail Crusader.

The Mace of Cyberspace. Mail Crusader.

The Cyberspace Chain Mail. Suit up with Mail Crusader. (I like that one.)


12 Mar 05 - 02:06 AM (#1432843)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: open mike

Raid!
Deadly to virus and spam.
handle with care

what is a strap line any way?
I thought it might be a place on your shoulder
where you don't get a tan
cuz you have a strap that covers it...

I agree about the crusade part...
might be a sensitive subject

haw about charades?

The ads below say: Corporate Spam Filter
A simple plug-in appliance that filters
spam at its entry point.
(www.barracudanetworks.com)
\and
Spam Filter
Email defense for small & Medium Businesses.
(www.stbernard.com)
in case you want to check with the "others" are saying.


12 Mar 05 - 05:41 AM (#1432909)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Mr Red

Call it

Cruise Aider (its surfing on Turbo).

That should cover the Islamic vote and give it a bit of pzazz into the bargain. Not quite e-mail but I am working on it.

thank me by webmailing via this site


12 Mar 05 - 10:30 AM (#1433037)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle

If the computers constipated
with spam style logs
Fit mail crusader
and piss off the wogs


12 Mar 05 - 08:24 PM (#1433383)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: frogprince

"Can the spam"; or, see if you can get clearance from Hormel to include a can of the original Spam in your ad, with the words, "All Spam should be canned."


12 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM (#1433386)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: frogprince

Or just order a thong from Jimmy T to wear when you're out in the sun.


13 Mar 05 - 05:58 PM (#1433864)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle

if all the world were a computer
all clogged up with spam
and virus eroded our way of life
wouldn't we be in a jam!
we'd need the Mail Crusader then
to rid us of the critters
and if the bloody thing didn't work
we'd all be in the shitter.


14 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM (#1434728)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Mr Red

Throw a Spammer in the Woks........ might get the Japanese vote.


15 Mar 05 - 06:57 AM (#1435137)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Partridge

Thanks for all your ideas, I'll let you know which one we eventually go with

Pat x


15 Mar 05 - 07:00 AM (#1435144)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: catlova

Allow Madame Strap to belt that virus out of you.

Free demonstration available.


16 Mar 05 - 04:03 AM (#1435862)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: GUEST,Paul Burke

Would it be out of place to remind you that the crusaders ultimately failed in their objective?


16 Mar 05 - 07:34 AM (#1435954)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: Big Al Whittle

Ford made a crusader and it was pretty good as I remember, but it never caught on.

I tried looking for one, and couldn't find one.


16 Mar 05 - 09:03 AM (#1436005)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: George Papavgeris

Clean up your chainmail with Mail Crusader. With picture of a crusader in chainmail alongside it.


16 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM (#1436036)
Subject: RE: BS: Need a strap line
From: gnu

Kinda like :

Date: 11 Mar 05 - 01:35 PM

The Cyberspace Chain Mail. Suit up with Mail Crusader.