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14 Mar 05 - 02:43 AM (#1434147) Subject: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Haruo There's a song that I heard several times on Mad Moskowitz's radio show when it could be heard in Seattle. The title is "Girls Don't Fart" (or possibly "Girls Can't Fart"). Really would like to have the rest of the lyrics, and info on authorship etc. Anybody? Haruo |
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14 Mar 05 - 03:17 AM (#1434157) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: alanabit This sound slike an important song and I am looking forward to reading the lyrics! |
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14 Mar 05 - 04:05 AM (#1434171) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: s6k me too! |
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14 Mar 05 - 05:31 AM (#1434196) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: The Fooles Troupe Join the queue... an important sociological question.... |
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14 Mar 05 - 06:32 AM (#1434226) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Davetnova Everyone knows they exude fragrances |
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14 Mar 05 - 06:36 AM (#1434229) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: John MacKenzie They do; and from both bottoms. G ¦¬] |
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14 Mar 05 - 07:13 AM (#1434245) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: s6k oh dear... |
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14 Mar 05 - 08:10 AM (#1434279) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: The Fooles Troupe ... but their tops are OK... |
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14 Mar 05 - 09:07 AM (#1434332) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: wysiwyg Ladies don't fart, they poot. ~S~ |
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14 Mar 05 - 09:12 AM (#1434338) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: John MacKenzie Related to a certain Lupin Pooter by any chance? Diary of a Nobody Giok |
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14 Mar 05 - 09:35 AM (#1434365) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: GUEST As the great Richard Pryor would say, girls don't fart, they poot. If there's a song about this topic, I'd love to hear it. John 'Giok' MacKenzie posts, "They do; and from both bottoms." The poot, a product of flatulence, is released from one of their two bottoms. The other bottom produces the "bilabial fricative." |
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14 Mar 05 - 11:40 AM (#1434414) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: GUEST,Brucie Sing on sweet lips that never told a lie. |
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14 Mar 05 - 12:00 PM (#1434426) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Wilfried Schaum Hey - remember the original question, you lechers! |
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14 Mar 05 - 02:33 PM (#1434560) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Vixen If it's really a serious request for lyrics... the song has evidently been recorded by Dr. Demento, Boca Brian, and Strangely Brown. fwiw-- If you google "girls don't fart" and "lyrics" that's what I came up with... |
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14 Mar 05 - 03:11 PM (#1434604) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Liz the Squeak I MSNsearched it and didn't find anything worth a poot. LTS |
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14 Mar 05 - 03:23 PM (#1434617) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Sttaw Legend Some girls do |
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14 Mar 05 - 07:54 PM (#1434855) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: GUEST i always heard it as, "girls don't fart - the doves come & carry it away" |
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15 Mar 05 - 03:21 AM (#1435062) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: John MacKenzie That's like 'Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, and ladies glow'. Giok ¦¬] |
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15 Mar 05 - 03:14 PM (#1435476) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Bernard So why don't women fart as often as men? Coz they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure! Erm... |
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15 Mar 05 - 04:08 PM (#1435502) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Liz the Squeak Oh Bernard...... Bernard.... Bernard..... Next time I have mushy peas for tea, I'll invite you over.... LTS |
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15 Mar 05 - 05:33 PM (#1435573) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: MaineDog Ladies do not : fart belch sweat burp cuss swear ejaculate ----- so , they must BITCH in order to keep from exploding MD |
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16 Mar 05 - 04:12 AM (#1435865) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Liz the Squeak Guess that's the final proof that I ain't no lady! (Neither was my mother, one belch from her could clear a room!) LTS |
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17 Mar 05 - 12:44 AM (#1436659) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Haruo MaineDog's contribution is indeed a keeper, as my wife assures me over my shoulder, but yes, this is a serious Lyr Req. I suspect that the lyrics I'm looking for are the ones Dr Demento recorded, but that is not the same as having the lyrics. Chords etc. would be welcome too, but the lyrics are the thing. PS Before we met, Paula had a bumper sticker that read "Single Girls Can't Fart — You Have to Be Married to Have an Asshole", but that's not the lyrics I want either. Haruo |
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17 Mar 05 - 01:00 AM (#1436663) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Haruo I should say, the ones Dr Demento broadcast; I don't see any evidence he actually recorded it. Strangely Brown appears to be the canonical versifier. I am in the process of signing up with the Dr Demento Show website, hoping they have at least a sound file I can try to transcribe the song from. Haruo |
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17 Mar 05 - 01:37 AM (#1436669) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Haruo Interesting. The Doctor Demento website shows he broadcast this title seventeen times from 1996 through 2001, fifteen times the Strangely Brown version, the other two Boca Brian, and the first (but not the second) Boca Brian broadcast bears the note "(censored)". I have now downloaded one of the Strangely Brown ones and am going to listen to it; I promise to post the lyrics, as best I can transcribe them, here. Haruo |
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17 Mar 05 - 02:20 AM (#1436674) Subject: Lyr Add: GIRLS DON'T FART From: Haruo Okay, here goes: Girls Don't FartStrangely Brown transcribed from a sound file at the Doctor Demento Show website You take the first four letters of farther and then you jettison the "H E R", 'Cause everybody knows that girls don't fart no matter who they think they are We guys can sit around drinkin brewskies, Make the spiders bark all night long, But the ladies won't even let 'em out of the'n gates And that's-a why I sing this song, Let me tell ya now, Girls don't fart, they never () or () or ( ) They ain't got the rhythm, they ain't got it in 'em to perform this manly art Everybody sing, Girls don't fart, You never hear 'em go () or ( ) , Well at least that's what my mamma said, And my mamma's pretty smart. yeah. {whistling interlude} Well a girl can eat a jumbo burrito, and follow that with a cabbage stew But bless my hogs, you won't even get a little ( ) a-all night through Now if some guy had-n that kind-n dinner He'd blow the covers offa the bed And then light a match. blow the house apart, and Wind up sleepin' in the shed Lemme tell ya now, Girls don't fart ()() They would never () or ( ) They ain't got the faintest, got the apparatus, those cheeks won't never part, Everybody sing, Girls don't fart You never catch 'em goin' () () () No ifs ands or buts they'll keep that aperture shut, and that'n takes a lot of heart. Play it Jimmy, {guitar interlude} Now a man's biggest social disaster is a fart with a lump inside This is called a surprise by high-falutin' guys, and it really can destroy one's pride But women don't have this-a worry, and this-a song is-a proof of it 'Cause Oh, by the way I forgot to say that Girls don't s*h#i@t (toilet flushing) Everybody now, Girls don't fart Hey, what is a goin' on here? But my mamma told me Girls don't fart Oh my, what a gaseous display well, At least that's what my mamma said as a mystery fragrance filled my head And the dog he'n just keeled over dead But I still believe her, cause you gotta believe your mamma... Girls don't fart. The italicized words are ones where I'm not too sure of the transcription. In the case of "faintest" because that's what it sounds like but it doesn't make sense to me; in the case of the latter part, because there's too much background sound effects that I can't adequately transcribe. I am now downloading a Boca Brian one to see if there are significant variations. Haruo |
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17 Mar 05 - 02:27 AM (#1436675) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Haruo I can now report that the Boca Brian song is a different song entirely, and should be called "Girls don't fart (But I do!)". Haruo |
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17 Mar 05 - 04:12 AM (#1436701) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Girls don't fart From: Liz the Squeak Thanks for sharing.... if ever we should meet, I'll be able to assure you that we do.... we really do! LTS |
