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14 Mar 05 - 11:20 AM (#1434399) Subject: BS: Faking it From: GUEST,John 'Giok' MacKenzie I just heard a delicious comment from the equally delicious Kathy Letts. She said that the problem today wasn't women faking orgasms, but men faking foreplay. Well this had me ROTFLMAO, so I thought I'd pass it on to you guys for your enjoyment and comments. I suspect that as a person of the male persuasion myself, I may not find some of the ladies comments to my liking, but what the heck! Giok |
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14 Mar 05 - 11:32 AM (#1434405) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: GUEST I am sure the castration crew will be along shortly. |
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14 Mar 05 - 11:33 AM (#1434407) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: GUEST,Brucie The real problem is MEN faking orgasms. |
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14 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM (#1434411) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: GUEST,CarolC Somebody (a man) told me this joke... Australian foreplay: "Brace yourself, Sheila!" |
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14 Mar 05 - 11:37 AM (#1434412) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: GUEST For some men an orgasm IS foreplay! |
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14 Mar 05 - 12:05 PM (#1434432) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Michael Is a man faking an orgasm a dry run? Mike |
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14 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM (#1434458) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: John MacKenzie Tasmanian foreplay, "Brace yourself Sis" I sort of knew this thread would go down hill, but not quite this soon. Still if you can't beat them join them! Giok |
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14 Mar 05 - 01:20 PM (#1434484) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Myrtle Little girl goes to see Santa. Santa takes said little girl on his knee, and says, in the proper manner..."And what would you like for Christmas?" Little girl thinks for a while and then replies..."Weeell, what I'd really like is Barbie and Action Man" Santa is somewhat confused...."Don't you mean Barbie and Ken dear, Barbie comes with Ken, doesn't she?" "No, she comes with Action Man" replies little girl, "She only fakes it with Ken" Regards, Myrtle. |
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14 Mar 05 - 02:15 PM (#1434537) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Georgiansilver Exceptionally difficult for me being on my own..if I fake it..I know! Best wishes. |
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14 Mar 05 - 02:21 PM (#1434545) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: buttonbox a bit like the old man from kent who had a prick that was bent so to save a lot of trouble he put it in double and instead of coming he went! |
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14 Mar 05 - 05:47 PM (#1434735) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: BusyBee Paul GS, you just wanted to get under Myrtle! |
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14 Mar 05 - 06:45 PM (#1434784) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Myrtle Busy Bee Paul I'm most shocked at the nasturtiums you've just cast!! |
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14 Mar 05 - 06:57 PM (#1434793) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Liz the Squeak Perhaps some explaination of just what foreplay is, would be helpful to some of our chromosonally challenged readers? LTS |
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14 Mar 05 - 07:02 PM (#1434798) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: GUEST Reminds me of a remark made by a friend some time back: "If I do it by myself, I always come, but I can't say the same if I'm with a man." Foreplay for men is often accomplished in his quick trouser zip!. If a guy is a boob man or a leg man, then fondling her boobs or legs just makes him more excited, but doesn't necessarily constitute the same level of excitement for her. Communication is important, but how often does it happen? Sometimes it's just easier to finish by yourself later. :-/ |
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14 Mar 05 - 07:47 PM (#1434848) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Troll Redneck foreplay: "HEY! You awake?" The advantage to mastrubation is that you generally meet a better class of people. troll |
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14 Mar 05 - 08:43 PM (#1434889) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: The Fooles Troupe Ooh! AAh! Ooh! Aah! oooo, I think I hurt myself thinking too hard... I'll stop reading now... Hey Guys! I was jes fakin'.... |
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15 Mar 05 - 12:51 AM (#1435030) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Les B As I heard it, the reason women fake orgasms is they think men care ! |
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15 Mar 05 - 01:34 AM (#1435039) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Troll I read that too. Seems they don't think that they are "real men" unless their partner has at least one orgasm and preferably more. Whatever. troll |
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15 Mar 05 - 07:03 AM (#1435148) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: catlova For the same reason people eat junk food, read trashy mags, watch crap on telly, they have quickies in the bedroom, or wherever. Ignorance is not always bliss. |
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15 Mar 05 - 05:54 PM (#1435603) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Shanghaiceltic I am curious how you could fake foreplay given that hands, mouth etc are used, sounds a bit like 'one hand clapping' |
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15 Mar 05 - 07:19 PM (#1435639) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Mingulay I thought 'one hand clap' was a sexually transmitted disease somewhat akin to onanistic RSI. I must stop reading those Sunday magazines. |
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15 Mar 05 - 07:37 PM (#1435646) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: jpk heck with it,bye |
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15 Mar 05 - 09:18 PM (#1435696) Subject: RE: BS: Faking it From: Little Hawk Ask Paul Simon. He wrote a whole song about it. |