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BS: What will they stink up next?

14 Mar 05 - 02:26 PM (#1434551)
Subject: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: gnu

I can't even comment on this.


14 Mar 05 - 02:34 PM (#1434564)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: jacqui.c

What the hell is wrong with good old fashioned alcohol? If you want a caffeine kick go get a coffee.

I can just imagine closing time in the typical British town centre if this takes off. Not only will the lager louts be out of their tiny minds, but they'll be effectively high as well. Great fun for those who have to deal with the after effects.

Anything for the next buck seems to be the motto of a lot of these companies. God rot the lot of them.


14 Mar 05 - 02:41 PM (#1434571)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Liz the Squeak

YE gods.. the last thing we need, really REALLY alert lager louts....

LTS


14 Mar 05 - 02:42 PM (#1434574)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Aw, Christ! The only good thing about drunks is that about the time they get to be total pains in the ass they usually pass out and shut up. Drink that stuff and they'll be obnoxious and wide awake.


14 Mar 05 - 02:44 PM (#1434575)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Dave'sWife

TORONTO (CP) - Molson Canada announced Sunday that you'll soon be able to buy a beer with a different kind of kick - caffeine.
Molson Kick is a lager that will contain guarana, a South American plant that's a natural source of caffiene.

The beer will be available throughout Ontario, Quebec and Western Canada beginning March 21 and in the Atlantic provinces on April 1.

etc. etc......

Well, it beats Red Bull!


14 Mar 05 - 02:47 PM (#1434578)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Clinton Hammond

And that aluminum 'bottle' is the worst kind of misleading propeganda... sure it -might- chill faster... but it also warms UP faster!

That according to the experiments they did on Daily Planet....

And really... like Molson needs to WORK at stinking up their product...

They can do what they want to that horsep!ss... it won't change the fact that I won't drink it...


14 Mar 05 - 02:49 PM (#1434584)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: John MacKenzie

Notice the Freudian slip in the last paragraph where it's called Molson Lick.
Isn't aluminium blamed as a possible contributory factor to Alzheimer's??? Two lots of brain damage in one handy pack!
Giok


14 Mar 05 - 02:57 PM (#1434593)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Peace

Gonna end up with a gang of wide-awake drunks in Canada.


14 Mar 05 - 02:58 PM (#1434595)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Clinton Hammond

Well, they'll get more shinney in that way Brucie!


14 Mar 05 - 03:03 PM (#1434601)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Rapparee

First there's caffeinated water. Now this. Ya want coffee, drink coffee. Ya want beer, drink beer. If you can caffienated beer, mix 'em and try not to throw up on me because I'll get really annoyed if you do.

I think I read somewhere that some group like Budweiser was going to do this in the States as well.

A whole new untapped market, completely created by the beer companies.


14 Mar 05 - 03:19 PM (#1434614)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Rustic Rebel

Bud did do it. (We talked about this in a different thread). I tried the Bud, forget the name but it tasted like a watered down kool-aid. Nasty tasting really.


14 Mar 05 - 03:28 PM (#1434623)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: gnu

BTW, did Molson's get bought out by the Yanks?


14 Mar 05 - 03:31 PM (#1434625)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Clinton Hammond

Yes


14 Mar 05 - 03:32 PM (#1434627)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Bill D

yep...I started a thread about THIS awhile back.....lawsy! I though they had more sense and taste in Canada!


14 Mar 05 - 03:41 PM (#1434638)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: gnu

I musta missed that one when I was off line. My apologies.


14 Mar 05 - 03:47 PM (#1434645)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: number 6

Who cares ... as long as we still have Moosehead.

sIx


14 Mar 05 - 04:03 PM (#1434667)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: gnu

Amigo!!! Let the stinking Hombres try to steal our beer, eh?


14 Mar 05 - 04:10 PM (#1434672)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: number 6

we'll take up arms and defend that brewery ti'll the end .. Hombre !


14 Mar 05 - 04:22 PM (#1434682)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: gnu

The Moose is loose.


14 Mar 05 - 04:42 PM (#1434694)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Dave'sWife

That caffienated water actually comes in handy for me. I have a dear friend, a galpal, who is MASSIVELY addicted to caffeine. Her car seems to automatically turn off the road and into 7-11 parking lots wherever we go. it seems to know she needs a 32 ounce cup of cofee to survive any trip that last mmore then 5 minutes in the car. I began to carry liter bottles of something called Edge2O just in case! Sort of like carrying a can of gasoline in the trunk.

Now Caffeine and beer? That's just wrong.


14 Mar 05 - 07:34 PM (#1434833)
Subject: RE: BS: What will they stink up next?
From: Troll

'Nother dang good reason to stay on the wagon.

troll