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BS: The Shoes

23 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM (#1441550)
Subject: BS: The Shoes
From: Davetnova

All right they've been rumbled. Roger the Skiffler and Liz the Squeak are not their real names. They are in fact a couple called the shoes.
Left t Shoe and Right t Shoe.
Why they have chosen to carry on this deception I don't know.
Can we stand for them walking all over us. We must kick this into touch before it runs forever.


23 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM (#1441580)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

A couple of heels I reckon. Although someone said they are the sole of discretion.


23 Mar 05 - 10:46 AM (#1441582)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver

Leave the poor soles be! You'll feel such a heel when you have achieved your "feat".... Liz and Roger.....just "sock" it to 'em.
Best wishes.


23 Mar 05 - 11:19 AM (#1441620)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: jeffp

Such arch comments!

Toe the line, you bunch!


23 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM (#1441638)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Dave the Gnome

Sock it to 'em?

:D


23 Mar 05 - 11:43 AM (#1441641)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Amos

This thread is also stupid. HAH!!!!

Glad, glad, glad....



A


23 Mar 05 - 12:17 PM (#1441666)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Emma B

you nearly got me going there for a moment Dave - but for the "real thing" see
http:www.highheelshoemuseum.com/


23 Mar 05 - 12:47 PM (#1441699)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver

What's afoot?


23 Mar 05 - 01:21 PM (#1441735)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: manitas_at_work

This thread is load of cobblers! It'll never last.


23 Mar 05 - 01:55 PM (#1441764)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince

Are they a strait-laced couple, or is she a bit of a vamp?


23 Mar 05 - 03:51 PM (#1441868)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver

Probably best to keep buttoned up about it or could get leathered!


23 Mar 05 - 06:50 PM (#1442009)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain

They're clearly a pair of highland dance shoes. They start off identical, and only take up a recognisable shape from a long period of wear...


23 Mar 05 - 07:16 PM (#1442045)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Liz the Squeak

And I have very pretty toenails.

Guess which shoe is the noisy one......

LTS


squeak.


23 Mar 05 - 07:20 PM (#1442048)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince

hold your tongue!


23 Mar 05 - 07:40 PM (#1442067)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain

My ytounge has piercings- lots of studs!


23 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM (#1442098)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm not sure you can last the distance.....

LTS


24 Mar 05 - 06:38 AM (#1442382)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver

Nice to slipper few jokes in but will they moccasin the rest of the thread? It could become clogged with rubbish! Come on folks, give it some wellie!
Best wishes.


24 Mar 05 - 07:22 AM (#1442436)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: fat B****rd

Come on The Thimbles.....show you've got sole !

PS Remember folks, even washboard players need love.


24 Mar 05 - 08:49 AM (#1442506)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: jeffp

I can't believe nobody has mentions what a lot of loafers we are. Stubborn as mules, I'll tell ya!


24 Mar 05 - 09:14 AM (#1442531)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Bainbo

Oh, put a sock in it. Go on, shoo!


24 Mar 05 - 09:31 AM (#1442550)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

There are some strange beings at the door calling themselves 'catters. Should eye let them in? They're broad in the seat and pinched at the waist, look like puffs and speak with a bit of a brogue. There's even a Gibson from Derby via Balmoral who drinks wicked coffee called mocca sin.

See www.erdiburn.co.uk/shoe terms.


24 Mar 05 - 11:42 AM (#1442656)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Bunnahabhain

'catters? Surely kittens round here!


24 Mar 05 - 01:41 PM (#1442795)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince

bunny slippers, anyone?


24 Mar 05 - 03:22 PM (#1442886)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Georgiansilver

Hush........puppies!!!!


24 Mar 05 - 07:10 PM (#1443052)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince

no arch comments, please...


25 Mar 05 - 07:04 PM (#1443897)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

I was goin' to post on this one, but I've gotta go

Catch you on the flip flop
Don T.


25 Mar 05 - 07:26 PM (#1443911)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: GUEST,Juan P-B

Nice to see you all in-step with one another - following the same trainer thought, so to speak!!

keep your tongues out!!
Juan P-B


25 Mar 05 - 08:23 PM (#1443942)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: Layah

I hope you don't think I'm a heel for saying so, but I sure want to sock whoever started this thread. Maybe I'm just too straight laced. I tread the puns that will come next. I am finding this whole thing insole-ing.


25 Mar 05 - 08:27 PM (#1443943)
Subject: RE: BS: The Shoes
From: frogprince

Do the pair in question ever get really ripped and run around without a stitch?