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31 Mar 05 - 09:32 AM (#1447856) Subject: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Donuel Feeding tubes: At a savings of $900 million dollars for employers, feeding tubes are to be emplanted in employees to enable the 7 second lunch. Social Security: To absorb the nearly $1 billion for implementing individual privatized stock certificate purchases, the accounting and brokers fees will be deducted from the lower 90% of socical security investors. Alternative fuels: To bridge the gap to a hydrogen fuel economy in 20 years, Methane fuel (also known as Spaw Power) will be collected at all corporate livestock factory farms as well as select human individuals. When the collection tubes wear out they can be refurbished to make more feeding tubes. |
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31 Mar 05 - 09:53 AM (#1447871) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: mack/misophist I didn't know you were a Republican. What office are you running for? |
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31 Mar 05 - 09:57 AM (#1447876) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Wesley S Jeez - I'd be happy if folks would just use their turn signals, stay out of the far left lane unless passing, and only use the express lane at the grocery store if they have 15 items or less. I don't ask for much. |
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31 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM (#1447889) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Bill D There IS a law... "You can't win...you can't break even....you can't even quit the game." |
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31 Mar 05 - 10:32 AM (#1447913) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Donuel I am running for the office of Dave Barryistic jokisms. |
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31 Mar 05 - 10:40 AM (#1447921) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Amos Bill is an entropy-head! Bill is an entropy-head! A |
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31 Mar 05 - 03:38 PM (#1448213) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Liz the Squeak ~Did they repeal the one about Californian women not being allowed to drive in housecoats? LTS |
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31 Mar 05 - 04:26 PM (#1448265) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: Bill D Entropy will get you if you don't watch out! (In fact, entropy will get if you DO watch out!) |
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31 Mar 05 - 04:31 PM (#1448272) Subject: RE: BS: There outta be a law 8-) From: GUEST,Mrr Donuel, you need to have a good name for a rock band! |