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BS: Something else to worry about

31 Mar 05 - 11:48 AM (#1447990)
Subject: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Mark Cohen

And you thought that was the only thing you could do that could make you go blind!

Aloha,
Mark


31 Mar 05 - 12:04 PM (#1447999)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Gern

My old man said "If you don't stop doing that you'll go blind." I said, "Dad, I'm over here!." ---R.Dangerfield


31 Mar 05 - 03:35 PM (#1448209)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Liz the Squeak

Can I do it a little bit and wear glasses?

LTS


31 Mar 05 - 03:40 PM (#1448216)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Georgiansilver

Being now partially blind I wish that I could have.....could have.....could have.......I wish that I could have!!!!!!!!


31 Mar 05 - 03:47 PM (#1448232)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Bill D

I hope I never need Viagra, but I think I'd be ok...I've been using the Braille system for a LONG time...

It does say that high blood pressure and cholesterol problems are almost always indicators of possible vision problems.


31 Mar 05 - 08:00 PM (#1448471)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Shanghaiceltic

If there was a female version of viagra as well as the male version would it be a case of the 'blind leading the blind'

Or the viagra user could be caught saying 'It's hard see you....'


31 Mar 05 - 08:21 PM (#1448488)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: frogprince

My cousin was born without eyelids. They grafted some for him from his foreskin. It worked out o.k., except when a pretty girl walks by he looks at her cockeyed...


31 Mar 05 - 08:56 PM (#1448509)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Guess that gives new meaning to the saying "Well, fuck me blind!"


12 Apr 12 - 04:29 AM (#3337095)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: kendall

A friend of mine said he took an iron supplement and a viagra at the same time, and he stood pointing north for three days.


13 Apr 12 - 12:29 AM (#3337581)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Little Hawk

Wait...killer bees! What about killer bees?


13 Apr 12 - 09:04 PM (#3337976)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: SINSULL

And here I thought the lime green thong was making a come back...there's a straightline for you guys.


13 Apr 12 - 09:31 PM (#3337983)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Bobert

If it bleeds, it leads...

B~


13 Apr 12 - 09:40 PM (#3337986)
Subject: RE: BS: Something else to worry about
From: Rapparee

I did some lawn work today. Confused Viagra and Vigoro and now my plants all stand straight up.