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BS: Free beer found on mars

01 Apr 05 - 06:02 PM (#1449522)
Subject: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Skipy

How I wish I could walk into a pub & find a pint of beer balenced on a mars bar with a free sign next to it!
Skipy


01 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM (#1449528)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Little Hawk

Well, we know where Shane is going once he gets out of jail, don't we? I wonder how the boy is doing?


01 Apr 05 - 06:11 PM (#1449535)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Bee-dubya-ell

No problem. $5.00 for the beer. $1.00 for the Mars bar. The sign is free.


01 Apr 05 - 06:16 PM (#1449541)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Skipy

Good one - Bee-dubya-ell.
Skipy


01 Apr 05 - 06:19 PM (#1449543)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: CarolC

Free beer found on Mars? Woahhh... that is so cool...


01 Apr 05 - 08:06 PM (#1449637)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace

"Free beer found on Mars? Woahhh... that is so cool..."

Depends . . . .


01 Apr 05 - 08:07 PM (#1449638)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Bob Hitchcock

This reminds me of that famous headline in the Weekly World News which read:-

    "Statue of Elvis found on Mars"

       "Scientists all shook up".

Bob.


01 Apr 05 - 08:10 PM (#1449643)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace

It was the shoes wot did it to 'em, Bob. BSS


01 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1449649)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Little Hawk

The thing most people don't realize is, it was a nude statue of Elvis. It wasn't the shoes.


01 Apr 05 - 08:27 PM (#1449657)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

HOLY FLIP! FREE BEER ON MARS! Man, I have got the next sujeckt for my next collum, eh? Geez. Think of it. This could sovle the loomin' world beer shrotage crisis if we just get some, like, shuttles goin' between EArth and Mars, eh? Totally cool!

I am reall glad to hear about this, cos when I get outta jail I am gonna see if I can get inta the space program, eh? Farrr flippin' OUT!

BDiBR


01 Apr 05 - 08:38 PM (#1449670)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace

You ARE in the space program, BDiBR. In fact, you are Canada's hope for a trip to somewhere that ain't here.


02 Apr 05 - 11:31 AM (#1450066)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Man, I have BEEn to places that ain't here! Trust me on this. I wish I was in one of them NOW. The, like, ambinence here is startin' to wear me down, eh?

- BDiBR


02 Apr 05 - 11:51 AM (#1450089)
Subject: RE: BS: Free beer found on mars
From: Peace

Hey! I was in some of those places, too.