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02 Apr 05 - 07:48 PM (#1450488) Subject: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bobert Washington, D.C. (AP) According to sources within the White House Bush has ordered Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, to have the Department of Defense draw up plans to invadeng and occupy the Vatican. Depsite earlier reports that the President was planning on running for Pope the invasion scenerio is now very much on the table as according to sources within the church, President Bush wouldn't have recieved but one of the 100 cardinal votes. Though the lone cardinal could not be identified, sources close to the story have admitted that presidential advisor, Karl Rove, has compromising photographs of the lone cardinal. Over the next few days, the administartion will be laying out it's case against the Vatican. Those charges are expected to revolve around a notion that the Catholic Church is a breeding ground for pedifiles and perverts, links to Al Quida and a nuclear enrichment program. When asked to comment on the situation the President said, "Ahhh, do they have oil?" Meanwhile, when questioned about the administartion's plan to invade the Vatican, Senator John Kerry (D-Ma) once again pointed out that the President would rather mess over a billion people than a mere 300 million. Senator Kerry also added that should Congress be asked to weigh in on the Vatican issue that he would support the President. |
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02 Apr 05 - 10:27 PM (#1450578) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: dianavan Oddly enough, I wondered why a billion people of one faith couldn't make this world a better place. Seems to me that so much faith should move mountains and/or politicians to do the right thing. Bobert, I hate to disappoint you but I doubt very much if Bush wants to Shepherd a flock of sheep. He might, however, be interested in the Vatican treasury and land holdings so that he can 'shore up' his troops. Don't let Donuel see this or we will have Bush wearing all of the regalia and holding a rosary. |
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02 Apr 05 - 10:40 PM (#1450586) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: wysiwyg Holy oils, yes, they have those. :~) ~S~ |
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02 Apr 05 - 10:54 PM (#1450593) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bobert Yeah, where is Donuel? |
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02 Apr 05 - 11:06 PM (#1450596) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Den A man died here Bobert, despite what we might think about him. Could we at least let him rest in peace for a couple of days. |
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02 Apr 05 - 11:31 PM (#1450603) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: GUEST No. We can't. |
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03 Apr 05 - 12:28 AM (#1450616) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: GUEST Sorry Bobert, but John Ashcroft beat him into town. |
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03 Apr 05 - 01:57 AM (#1450636) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: mg Let's go for it. There has to be oil there somewhere. mg |
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03 Apr 05 - 08:06 AM (#1450736) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bobert Hmmmmm, GUEST, Pope John? Kinda rolls off yer tongue, doesn't it? B:) |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:12 AM (#1450795) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: GUEST,van lingle You just know those bastards are hiding WMD's somewhere in the vatican. |
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03 Apr 05 - 11:59 AM (#1450847) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: GUEST Yeah, under their robes. |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM (#1450977) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: DougR Funny Bobert. Hilarious. DougR |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:31 PM (#1451004) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Amos Well, how farfetched is it? This is a nation under dictatorship by a privileged class, not given to freedom, indifferent to the opinions of its populace, and with as history of torture well-documented. How much more do we need?? They also qualify for Bush doctrine treatment by demonstrably NOT having WMD. A |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:42 PM (#1451016) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Little Hawk The only way to find out for sure if they DO have WMDs or not is to invade, smoke 'em out, kick ass, and take over. What are we waiting for? If it turns out afterward that they didn't have WMDs, well then, we can always justify it by helping them establish a democracy, right? |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:59 PM (#1451046) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Amos You may have an important grasp of policy-making, after all, LH. Here I thought you were a pinko scumbag liberal, but you obviously have been studying up. A |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:13 PM (#1451285) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: dianavan Little Hawk - Will girls get to vote? |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:25 PM (#1451294) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Little Hawk Hey, well, sure. After we establish security and freedom in the smoking ruins of what once was a totally undemocratic and male-dominated religious dictatorship, we will make sure that girls get to have all kinds of decision-making powers, just like Condoleeza Rice does. This is not saying we will put a girl in charge of the top position, but we will make sure that girls have a lot more say than they did before we kicked ass at the Vatican. You betcha! My guess is they don't have anything that can stand up to a cruise missile or an Abrams tank, so this one oughta be a piece of cake. The girls will also get to wear skirts and that sort of thing, just like in Texas. It's time to end the oppression. |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:29 PM (#1451300) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Peace But with their husband's permission, of course! |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:32 PM (#1451302) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: mg oh heavens the swiss guards already wear skirts. mg |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:33 PM (#1451303) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Little Hawk Well, any good wife respects her husband and does her best to follow his guidance and loving authority, right? It says so in the Bible. ;-) |
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03 Apr 05 - 09:38 PM (#1451307) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Peace Little Hawk--you and I are gonna get in BIG trouble for this one. Yep! On a clear day you can see forever. |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:00 PM (#1451323) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Little Hawk It's when the situation looks the blackest that a real leader bears down and makes the hard decisions.... |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:03 PM (#1451326) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bobert Usually, in this case, after a night of pretzels.... Jus' say no... B;) |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:23 PM (#1451338) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Little Hawk I think it's time we had an inspiring song... Endless Love |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:59 PM (#1451364) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bee-dubya-ell If John Ashcroft were to run for Pope, the College of Cardinals would probably do what the people of Missouri did in 2000 and elect the dead guy instead. |
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03 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM (#1451376) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Peace Bush, Plan. Why do I have trouble seeing these words together? |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:40 AM (#1451582) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: McGrath of Harlow I see Fidel has announced three days mourning for the Pope in Cuba. That should really get up the Bush's nose... |
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04 Apr 05 - 09:06 AM (#1451608) Subject: RE: BS: Bush Plan to Invade the Vatican.... From: Bobert Yeah, word on the street is that, fir once, we need to give credit where credit is due. When Bush heard about Fidel announcing 3 days of mourning he called Rumsfeld and told him to prepare to nuke Cuba... Then Karl Rove got wind of it, stuck Georgie Porge in the corner fir a little quiet time and called off the "whack"... Yeah, even Karl Rove can be right (ahhhh, make that correct) once in a while. Bobert |
