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BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th

08 Apr 05 - 08:24 AM (#1455269)
Subject: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Duane D.

There is still time to plan your participation in this very important day. For more information, please checkout the official webpage:

http://www.nopantsday.com/


08 Apr 05 - 08:34 AM (#1455282)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: The Fooles Troupe

Now that gives me a problem - but I suppose I COULD wear pants for ONE day....


08 Apr 05 - 08:53 AM (#1455296)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Oh boy! My calendar says that I'll be exhibiting at an outdoor art show in the almost-mountains near Birmingham, Alabama on May 6th. A chance to expose my generally unexposed areas to thousands of rural art patrons! Perhaps I'll paint a part of my anatomy to resemble a Pringle's potato chip can! (Campbell's soup cans aren't nearly long enough.)


08 Apr 05 - 08:53 AM (#1455297)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Liz the Squeak

Define pants please?

Are we talking trousers or knickers?

Going without knickers I could probably do as it's a Friday and I don't need to leave the house... but going without trousers I will not do. I'd have nowhere to carry my mobile phone.

LTS


08 Apr 05 - 09:03 AM (#1455302)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: John MacKenzie

3 Couples on the golf course.
First lady bends over to tee up, and the wind blows her skirt up revealing her to be naked underneath.
Her English husband is shocked and gives her £50 to buy some underwear
Second lady, same thing happens.
Her Irish husband gives her £20 to make herself decent
Third lady likewise.
Her Scottish husband says "Jeannie whit a disgrace ye are" puts his hand in his pocket pulls out a comb and says, "Awa an tidy yersel' up"

Giok ¦¬]


08 Apr 05 - 09:05 AM (#1455304)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Duane D.

LTS, We're talking trousers. The webpage explains it all (with images).


08 Apr 05 - 09:45 AM (#1455332)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Davetnova

I'll manage that then


08 Apr 05 - 11:23 AM (#1455376)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Alaska Mike

Sounds like a Kilt Day to me.


08 Apr 05 - 12:11 PM (#1455433)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: GUEST,Anonymous

Or dress down day.


08 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM (#1455441)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Mrs.Duck

Please don't encourage davetnova to leave his pants off. He needs no encouragement!


08 Apr 05 - 12:37 PM (#1455471)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: jimmyt

What about my obligatory thong?


08 Apr 05 - 04:25 PM (#1455554)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: Severn

Do you mean I can run a mile without breathing hard?

Do you mean I'll get silent obscene phone calls?


08 Apr 05 - 05:50 PM (#1455647)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: John MacKenzie

What's your number again?


18 Apr 05 - 01:32 PM (#1464468)
Subject: RE: BS: No Pants Day 2005 is Friday, May 6th
From: GUEST