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BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.

09 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM (#1455978)
Subject: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Davetnova

Well apart from winning a war and mercilessly putting the Spanish Soft Toy in his place.
Squishies - the true path.


09 Apr 05 - 06:11 AM (#1456025)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: John MacKenzie

I like elephant garlic roasted with olive oil, but I don't like those great big beefsteak tomatos, they're too coarse.
G ¦¬]


09 Apr 05 - 06:16 AM (#1456029)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: ejsant

If it has grown to "Giant" proportion by way of genetic engineering then it has made us ill!

Peace,
Ed


09 Apr 05 - 07:19 AM (#1456059)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

Saw a great big gay folksinger once in Chicago.
That what you're thinking about?


09 Apr 05 - 07:32 AM (#1456075)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Davetnova

Nah, Martin doesn't count.


09 Apr 05 - 07:48 AM (#1456092)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Giant fruits have put quite a few Aussie towns on the map.

Google for 'Big Pineapple', etc.


09 Apr 05 - 07:53 AM (#1456100)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: jacqui.c

Just think of all that fibre. Does things for you!


09 Apr 05 - 08:12 AM (#1456126)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: *daylia*

Well, fruit of any size can inspire one to greater musical accomplishments, like Eve Wasn't Modest Till She Ate That Apple


09 Apr 05 - 08:34 AM (#1456147)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: John MacKenzie

I enjoyed 'The Big Apple'


09 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM (#1456162)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Bill D

brought Giant prices, that's what!


09 Apr 05 - 09:10 AM (#1456176)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: GUEST,Eve

Ooooo please bite me wee Giok!


09 Apr 05 - 09:56 AM (#1456220)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: John MacKenzie

Guest Eve surely you should be offering an apple rather than a pear, although in common with Amos I do like a nice pair.
Giok ¦¬]


09 Apr 05 - 02:21 PM (#1456361)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: GUEST,Eve

Have it your way then


09 Apr 05 - 02:31 PM (#1456374)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: John MacKenzie

I appley accept your offering, next stop Original Sin ;~)
G..


09 Apr 05 - 09:17 PM (#1456676)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: The Fooles Troupe

The fruit Eve gave to Adam (which is NOT named in the text!) was more likely a date than any other.

Yeah... that too....


09 Apr 05 - 09:59 PM (#1456708)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Ebbie

Ah! And that's where we got the term "to date", as in accepting an offer to a romantic outing.


09 Apr 05 - 10:57 PM (#1456745)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Peace

Giant fruit has given us giant seed.

You may find this hard to believe, but that seed in the foreground is from an avocado. Sharks ate the flesh and left THAT on the beach.


09 Apr 05 - 11:00 PM (#1456748)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Peace

This one is from a giant apple. It will be used to knock down buildings.


09 Apr 05 - 11:08 PM (#1456754)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Peace

And this is the seed for a cotton field; that's right. It may LOOK like a bunch of bras, but really it isn't. That is the seed from a magic beanstalk that was from the house that jack built when he huffed and he puffed and they ran ALLLLLLL the way home.


09 Apr 05 - 11:10 PM (#1456756)
Subject: RE: BS: What has Giant Fruit done for us.
From: Peace

And so ends my brief expose on the benefits of giant fruit and their giant seeds. I hope you enjoyed it.