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BS: Apologies

09 Apr 05 - 07:30 AM (#1456072)
Subject: BS: Apologies
From: Davetnova

Just in case.
I'm sorry. Whatever I have done/am going to do to offend, upset or insult, I didn't mean it, I won't do it again.


09 Apr 05 - 07:58 AM (#1456108)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

As long as you remember that then, that's all right!


09 Apr 05 - 07:59 AM (#1456109)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Cllr

you started a thread you know you shouldn't have you must apologise again and dont repeat yourself. Cllr


09 Apr 05 - 08:00 AM (#1456113)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: jacqui.c

Useful idea - a blanket apology - this could catch on!


09 Apr 05 - 08:03 AM (#1456118)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: gnu

Yeah... me too. Except that "I won't do it again." part. I can't trust myself or that other guy.


09 Apr 05 - 08:20 AM (#1456134)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Bobert

Ditto, Davetnova...


09 Apr 05 - 08:32 AM (#1456144)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: John MacKenzie

I'm sorry about my pillow, and my blanket Jacqui!
G ¦¬]


09 Apr 05 - 08:54 AM (#1456159)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

Well, I've heard of a pillow-biter, but what's this about a blanket?


09 Apr 05 - 09:14 AM (#1456180)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: RangerSteve

OK, while we're at it, I apologize for all the things I've though about some people concerning their comments on other threads, but never actually wrote. And I apologize for all the things I'll think about the same people in the future.

Steve


09 Apr 05 - 09:28 AM (#1456190)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: mack/misophist

I often do things I have to apologize for. I try very hard not to do things I'm sorry for.


09 Apr 05 - 09:34 AM (#1456194)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Bill D

If I did anything I'm sorry for, I'm glad of it.


09 Apr 05 - 09:36 AM (#1456198)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Yes! Not only a blanket apology, but a preemptive blanket apology!

"I, Bee-dubya-ell (aka Bruce, Bee-dubs, Beezer, Asshole and various other things), do hereby apologize to anyone who feels they have been offended by anything I have said at any time, past, present or future, upon this fourum. Those who feel offended are instructed to read this message and then piss off!"


09 Apr 05 - 12:13 PM (#1456253)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: CarolC

But if you never do anything to offend, upset or insult anyone, will you apologize for this apology?


09 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM (#1456264)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Davetnova

oh, I woudn't worry about that too much


09 Apr 05 - 12:29 PM (#1456269)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Stilly River Sage

Pillow, Quilt, and Blanket Apologies to those who merit them, at the very least! To those who request or require them without good cause (based upon their own inability to read with the appropriate tone of voice), you'll be waiting a while. . . [see BWL's post above!]

SRS


09 Apr 05 - 12:57 PM (#1456297)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: artbrooks

I apologize for never having done anything for which an apology is necessary.


09 Apr 05 - 02:02 PM (#1456346)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Ebbie

But if you don't know or don't remember what it was that you did, how will you keep from dong it again and how can I accept an apology under the same pretext? So, nope. Sorry.


09 Apr 05 - 02:06 PM (#1456350)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: SINSULL

Blanket apologies are what I get from Alice the Slut when she chooses to pee on the afghan. They are not sincere and certainly don't involve a promise not to do it again.


09 Apr 05 - 04:16 PM (#1456485)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Peace

I wish to apologize to the particularly vile, disingenuous GUEST whom I once called a flatulent, stuck-up, inconsiderate lout of a pig's arse. You are not stuck-up.


09 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM (#1456542)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Liz the Squeak

I may have done a bad thing... but I'm not sorry!!!

LTS


09 Apr 05 - 06:19 PM (#1456572)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Shanghaiceltic

I apologise for thinking some of the things I do when I read some of the threads.


09 Apr 05 - 07:41 PM (#1456624)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: PoppaGator

To quote my favorite drill instructor, Sergeant Willimms:

"You don't have to tell me you're sorry! I can look at your sorry ass and see for myself!"


09 Apr 05 - 09:32 PM (#1456688)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

Now we're onto Quilts! Is nothing sacred?


09 Apr 05 - 09:33 PM (#1456689)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe


09 Apr 05 - 09:35 PM (#1456692)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Ebbie

We are speechless.


09 Apr 05 - 09:43 PM (#1456697)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

You're a sorry lot!


10 Apr 05 - 05:35 AM (#1456886)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Davetnova

See now Ebbies upset. Sorry.
SINSULL - If I ever pee on your rug I will be extremely sincere >-)


10 Apr 05 - 08:47 AM (#1456991)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

Would that rhyme with 'Sincerity'?

Sinceripee?


10 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM (#1456999)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Severn

In Therepy?


10 Apr 05 - 10:14 AM (#1457071)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Alaska Mike

Seeing how everyone forgot to wish me a happy birthday yesterday, I accept your apologies.

Mike


10 Apr 05 - 10:22 AM (#1457078)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: rumanci

I shall reciprocate in kind when you forget mine in July
;-)
rum


10 Apr 05 - 10:28 AM (#1457082)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: gnu

Happy birthday yesterday, Mike. You owe me an apology.


10 Apr 05 - 10:41 AM (#1457093)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Alaska Mike

This is beginning to sound like the movie "Popeye". I apologize profusely.


10 Apr 05 - 11:57 AM (#1457152)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: gnu

Alaska Mike : "... the movie "Popeye." I think it's safe to say many people are sorry over that movie. Mostly those who paid money to view it. Even Robin himself apologized.

Hey, forget about it.


10 Apr 05 - 04:09 PM (#1457389)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Curator

I never have to make apologies, as I never offend.


10 Apr 05 - 04:18 PM (#1457401)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Peace

Sorry to hear that.


10 Apr 05 - 04:33 PM (#1457410)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Leadfingers

The last thing I would EVER do when on stage is APOLOGISE for ANYTHING !! No Matter wether I've forgotten the words AND the tune and completely fluffed the arrangement I NEVER apologise !!
I'm sorry , but thats the way it is !!


10 Apr 05 - 06:27 PM (#1457511)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: 42

never let them see you sweat!
j


10 Apr 05 - 06:59 PM (#1457547)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

An apology is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

I may have that quotation wrong

sorr.


10 Apr 05 - 07:02 PM (#1457553)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Peace

An apology is the last subterfuge of a scoundrel.


10 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM (#1457556)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: GUEST,Bainbo

I never apologise for anything. I'm sorry about that, but it's just the way I am.


10 Apr 05 - 07:10 PM (#1457563)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: GUEST,Bainbo

Oops. I see Leadfinger did the joke before me, and did it better. Sorry,


11 Apr 05 - 04:06 AM (#1457786)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: dianavan

I apologize for stinking up Amos' very good thread with my very bad poetry.


11 Apr 05 - 04:08 AM (#1457787)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: dianavan

I'm sorry I cannot find it in my heart to forgive you for being such a sorry suck.


11 Apr 05 - 09:03 AM (#1457925)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: The Fooles Troupe

Didn't you mean forry suck?


11 Apr 05 - 11:13 AM (#1458023)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: jacqui.c

I'm sorry I started reading this thread! :>)


11 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM (#1458091)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Davetnova

I'm sorry I started it;-)


12 Apr 05 - 10:27 AM (#1459032)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: JennyO

I'm sorry I posted to it :-}


12 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM (#1459036)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: JennyO

I lie! I'm not sorry at all. I'm GLAD, you hear, GLAD I posted to it. So there. Mwuhaha-haha-haha-ha-ha!


12 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM (#1459038)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: freda underhill

I'm not sorry for anything.













well, maybe for one thing.







but i'm not letting anyone know that.


12 Apr 05 - 03:19 PM (#1459306)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: Peace

Sorry to say I'm glad to hear that.


13 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM (#1459850)
Subject: RE: BS: Apologies
From: freda underhill

glad to say i'm sorry









to hear that.