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09 Apr 05 - 06:01 PM (#1456558) Subject: BS: about avid's From: jpk every one keeps telling me that i'm a avid hunter, only thing is,i ain't never seen no avid's, much less know anything about huntin em.now how bout some help here,hell just tell me what the blamethings look like,then i mite know one ifin isee one. p.s. how do you kill'em |
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09 Apr 05 - 06:15 PM (#1456567) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Georgiansilver Avidly! of course. Best wishes, Mike. |
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09 Apr 05 - 06:16 PM (#1456568) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Shanghaiceltic Avids are similar to haggis. They walk/run around hillsides all their lives so one pair of legs is shorter than the other, so they can only run in one direction. Therefore two hunters are needed. One runs from behind making the avid or haggis run forward, the second hunter must wair behind a bush or rock and spring out at the right time to surprise the prey. In its confusion it will panic and try and turn back. Because it has two short legs on one side it will then fall over. Easy really! Not too sure if there are clockwise running ones or ant-clockwise running ones as they are very rare beasts. |
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09 Apr 05 - 06:20 PM (#1456574) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Georgiansilver They can however fly!...... only backwards to see where they have come from! |
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09 Apr 05 - 06:35 PM (#1456585) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: George Papavgeris Avids are a superior mutation of the common aphid. They are turbo-charged little beasties, like a V-12 engine, which is how they earned the "v" in replacement of the "ph". Like Unicorns, UFOs and the Yetti, they are so hard to catch, none ever has been caught. As a result, rumours abound regarding their speed and other capabilities, to the point where they are considered by some to be mythological. But they do exist. And at least some of their characteristics are documented and have given rise to new hobbies: They have letters on their wings (avid reader), which they beat so fast they can raise quite a breeze (avid fan); also they have a very active and imaginative sex life (avid spectator) and sing pretty well too (avid listener). |
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09 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM (#1456612) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Ebbie El Greko, I must have read the same book because that is my understanding too. The author never made it clear though as to what size avids are. If you have further information I think you should share it with jpk, if only to relieve his or her mind(s). |
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09 Apr 05 - 07:36 PM (#1456621) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: George Papavgeris Oooh, about SO big... |
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09 Apr 05 - 07:56 PM (#1456634) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Bee-dubya-ell Avids are unique in that they may be taken by hunting or fishing. In fact, there are probably three or four times as many avid fishermen as there are avid hunters. And let's not forget the domesticated varieties grown by avid gardeners. |
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09 Apr 05 - 08:00 PM (#1456638) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: jacqui.c And they can be knitted as well as cooked. Useful little critters ain't they? |
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09 Apr 05 - 08:35 PM (#1456646) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Ebbie Anyone remember the Shmoo? Are avids about that size? |
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09 Apr 05 - 08:59 PM (#1456663) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Severn Some mighty hunter just shot the D off of David, that's all. Actually, I spray my roses for both avids AND mightys. But when you see one, just give out a yell like Lou Costello, "Avaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! and we'll come running. |
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09 Apr 05 - 09:11 PM (#1456672) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Ebbie Severn, if you are correct that hunter created avids single handedly. Is that possible? (And who is or was "David"?) |
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09 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM (#1456691) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Severn Avids are very much like those Snow Flies that we're always trying to get home before,but somehow always fly undetected between the flakes and manage to beat us there. They usually come in second behind the Snow Flies, but avids try harder. |
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09 Apr 05 - 09:49 PM (#1456700) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: The Fooles Troupe Are Snow Flies related to Fur Flies? |
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09 Apr 05 - 09:51 PM (#1456701) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: The Fooles Troupe Just put 2 cats together and you see how the Fur Flies! |
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10 Apr 05 - 02:14 AM (#1456811) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: open mike a.v.i.d. is (are?) the initials of the company that plants identification chips in animals....which then can be detected by a device that must be called an avid reader... my dog has one....if you adopt an animal at the pound or humane society they implant an i.d. chip under it's skin near the neck or shoulder. http://www.avidmicrochip.com/ |
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10 Apr 05 - 03:39 AM (#1456840) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Georgiansilver I've had enough of this..I'm off to watch A VIDeotape! |
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10 Apr 05 - 03:40 AM (#1456842) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Georgiansilver AVID-ly of course! |
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10 Apr 05 - 04:24 AM (#1456859) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Dave Hanson Stop this NOW it's getting very silly. Or should this be in the Monty Python thread. eric |
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10 Apr 05 - 04:46 AM (#1456873) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: John MacKenzie Are your friends Latin scholars with a cold in the nose or adenoid problems? If yes then they are saying Avis hunter, meaning you chase birds. I used to do that too! Giok ¦¬] |
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10 Apr 05 - 07:09 AM (#1456916) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Dave Hanson I still do giok, but I can't remember why. eric |
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10 Apr 05 - 07:11 AM (#1456918) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Dave Hanson And if you don't stop following me round this message board I shall go to the pub, come to think of it I'm goimg anyway. eric |
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10 Apr 05 - 08:31 AM (#1456971) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: John MacKenzie I'm collecting your pearls of wisdom Eric? Giok ¦¬] |
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10 Apr 05 - 08:43 AM (#1456987) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: The Fooles Troupe And when you've strung them all together, what are you going to do with them? - the necklace would be too small for anyone to wear so far... |
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10 Apr 05 - 09:17 AM (#1457026) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: John O'L My daughter's an avid reader. I'll ask her. |
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10 Apr 05 - 09:24 AM (#1457032) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Severn Can jpj be considered an avidtar for starting this mess? If not, go on and avid your way! |
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10 Apr 05 - 09:26 AM (#1457035) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: John O'L I thought avids were little bugs that eat the leaves on your tomatos. |
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12 Apr 05 - 07:58 PM (#1459530) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: jpk thanks guy's, i have never before learned so much about so little of nothing, sounds like a bunch of politico's tring to think |
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13 Apr 05 - 05:36 AM (#1459784) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Dave the Gnome I guess they could live in Jeopary. I heard on the news only last night that lots of rare breed of animals were in Jeopardy. Mind you they are also saying there are lots of jobs in Jeopardy as well. Wonder if it's all the people moving there for the jobs that are killing off the rare animals? I went to the local library to find out if they had a book or any maps on Jeopardy and they said they would have a look for me when they got a round tuit. Wonder where... :D |
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13 Apr 05 - 05:44 AM (#1459789) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Georgiansilver Nice to see so many avid mudcatters on this thread! |
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13 Apr 05 - 06:24 PM (#1460435) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: jpk i got a hole mess a them roundtoits i aint used i give ya, if ya want and if i can ever get aroundtoit |
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13 Apr 05 - 06:34 PM (#1460444) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: jpk i also know about all the jobs in jeopardy. i think it's in one of those overseas places,that was were they sent mine,when they said it was going to be in jeopardy.i hope whoever got,likes it($&%$!:"?). please forgive me for the french |
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13 Apr 05 - 06:54 PM (#1460463) Subject: RE: BS: about avid's From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull you spelled david wrong. |