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BS: Obit - The World

14 Apr 05 - 07:10 PM (#1461554)
Subject: Obit: The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

I just heard from Airamerica.com. The world is dead.


14 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM (#1461557)
Subject: RE: Obit: The World
From: GUEST,Peter

americaradio.com....Sorry!


14 Apr 05 - 07:16 PM (#1461562)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

How did it die?


14 Apr 05 - 07:21 PM (#1461568)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST

It was very undramatic in the end. Just a small fluffy fart and it toppled off it's axis.


14 Apr 05 - 07:22 PM (#1461569)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Depends on your definition of "the world".

Depends on your definition of "dead".


14 Apr 05 - 07:23 PM (#1461572)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace

"How did it die?"

Ask TS Eliot.


14 Apr 05 - 07:24 PM (#1461573)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Well, i'm curious. It doesn't seem to have dissolved into an abyss of nothingness...


14 Apr 05 - 07:31 PM (#1461578)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST

We are not dissolving. We are spinning towards a big black hole. When it all goes dark, that's your lot.


14 Apr 05 - 07:34 PM (#1461581)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Nah, we'd be going through a proccess of spaghettification if there were a black hole in the vicinity. See, i've spent many a productive hour watching the discovery channel at three in the morning...


14 Apr 05 - 07:35 PM (#1461585)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

"small fluffy fart".....i love that :0)


14 Apr 05 - 07:55 PM (#1461611)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

It's true! The World is dead. It died yesterday.4/13/05. and I will tell you why!


14 Apr 05 - 07:57 PM (#1461612)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST

Hurry up I'm feeling weak.


14 Apr 05 - 08:00 PM (#1461614)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

I am not a small fluffy fart unchristian Fart.


14 Apr 05 - 08:03 PM (#1461618)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

The suspense is killing me...like when somone shot Mr Burns in The Simpsons. Anyone remember that? Then it turned out to be Maggie!!! I nearly fell off my seat...see, i've spent many a productive hour watching The Simpsons at six in the afternoon...


14 Apr 05 - 08:06 PM (#1461620)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace

"We are spinning towards a big black hole."

I understand from another thread that they can be bleached now.


14 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM (#1461624)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

The World is safer if you"re informed!

Peter


14 Apr 05 - 08:10 PM (#1461627)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Why is a black hole a black hole anyway? Isn't space....well...black? Apart from stars and things. A black hole is just an absence, really...


14 Apr 05 - 08:13 PM (#1461634)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

Please go to americaradio.com   NOW!

Peter


14 Apr 05 - 08:17 PM (#1461636)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Don't. I just went...it's got some adverts for those abysmal 'motivational schemes', a smattering of pornography, and not much else...


14 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1461642)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

airamerica.com

Go there NOW!


14 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1461643)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST

No "We break off this broadcasting to announce the world is fucked." type announcements?


14 Apr 05 - 08:23 PM (#1461645)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

And airamerica is about paintballing. Maybe the apocalypse will be brought about by a paintball fight?


14 Apr 05 - 08:50 PM (#1461684)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, there's another good reason to be glad I'm stuck with this crappy dialup conection! It sucks for audio so, since there's no way I'm going to fight my lack of bandwidth to connect to either americaradio.com or airamerica.com my world is not dead!


14 Apr 05 - 08:53 PM (#1461690)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST

SPLAT.








The End.


14 Apr 05 - 09:45 PM (#1461728)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: John O'L

Well isn't that just like the world? To end while I'm asleep?

No horsemen, no beast, not even a small fluffy fart (at least not one that I remember)

So then, what's this new place? Is there beer?


14 Apr 05 - 09:47 PM (#1461730)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

There was beer, but i drank it all. Sorry mate! :0)


14 Apr 05 - 09:55 PM (#1461734)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace

You'll be sorry in the morning.


14 Apr 05 - 10:06 PM (#1461741)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Nah, all that was wiped out by the small fluffy fart which came from the black hole...there was only ten pints left in the whole world, and they just happened to be left in my local. So, i drunk them...


15 Apr 05 - 03:10 AM (#1461859)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Liz the Squeak

No-one would have believed in the last quarter of the 19th Century......

LTS


15 Apr 05 - 05:02 AM (#1461898)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: John O'L

I don't believe it happened at all. I think Peter is at least 30 years late, maybe 50.


15 Apr 05 - 08:17 AM (#1462020)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: jacqui.c

If the world has ended that just confirms that you are all figments of my imagination.

Now THAT is scary!


16 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM (#1462877)
Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Flash Company

The world actually ended on Doctor Who on BBC TV two weeks ago. It was a spectator event with aliens lining up to watch. And it went with a bang, not a whimper!

FC