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BS: What's in Your Pocket?

16 Apr 05 - 09:28 PM (#1463253)
Subject: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: LilyFestre

What do you normally carry around in your pockets?

I usually have a rock of some type...most likely malachite and whatever else strikes me as interesting that day, chapstick or lipstick depending on my mood.

How about you?

ML


16 Apr 05 - 09:58 PM (#1463269)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Liz the Squeak

mobile phone, small change (never carry a change purse), bus pass, work pass... sometimes a penknife.

Never any icecream or lollies though, and lipbalm gets all warm and sticky in there.

LTS


16 Apr 05 - 09:58 PM (#1463270)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Rapparee

Lint. A coin purse. A pocket knife (size varies). Carmex. Keys. Various other things, depending on where I am and what I'm doing. My wallet in my hip pocket.


16 Apr 05 - 10:30 PM (#1463276)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Peace

It ain't rocket science . . . .


16 Apr 05 - 10:42 PM (#1463280)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

An amorphous lump of paper pulp that may have been identifiable before it went through the washing machine. It was probably either a receipt for an inconsequential purchase or a grocery list, but I always worry that it might have been something important.


16 Apr 05 - 10:54 PM (#1463286)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Clinton Hammond

Not much... wallet in left back pocket... hankie in right back... I have a WW2 British MKVII gas-mask bag as a 'man purse' for carrying my darts, a journal, smokes, zippo, Leatherman Multi-tool, various keys, back-up-popcorn-bag, and what ever else I might need to pack around with me... (Occasionaly MD player and a few disks, maybe a digital camera)


16 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM (#1463293)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: khandu

I have a rock. Also car keys, loose change, cash, knife.
I carry my smoking dope in a tanned bovine codsack dangling from my belt...but, wait...that was a few decades ago...nevermind.


16 Apr 05 - 11:24 PM (#1463295)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: open mike

guitar picks, lip armor is the brand of lip balm in there right now,
rubber gloves, bandana, mini-leather-person tool, hair rubber bands.
Sometimes car keys, but the caribiner is a bit large to fit IN my pocket so i clip it on my belt loop. It has keys to mailbox, vehicle, fire station, and also a flashlight on it. In my jacket pocket there is some spare change, anhd often adog treat as i am in training--i mean my dog is.


16 Apr 05 - 11:28 PM (#1463296)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: John O'L

Nothing. All the crap I used to carry around in my pockets always wore holes in them long before the pants were worn out, so now I carry it all in a bum bag.

It's much more convenient, but I don't much like the bum bag itself, so I'm looking for a sporran now. I'm not Scottish or anything, I just like the idea of using a sporran instead of a bum bag.


16 Apr 05 - 11:42 PM (#1463301)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: frogprince

Eleven keys on chain with car lock fob, 88 cents in change, jacknife, comb, ballpoint, handkerchief, little round pill holder. Billfold goes in the shirt or jacket pocket now if it fits, as sitting on it messes with my hip and leg.


17 Apr 05 - 01:13 AM (#1463325)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: number 6

A zippo lighter

a receipt from an Irving gas (petrol) station

... and that's it.


sIx


17 Apr 05 - 04:12 AM (#1463350)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Chip2447

My tiniest ocarina, always. (wonder if that counts as a lucky charm for that thread, spare change, Zippo, no cigs since I ditched em, pocket knife, Keys are clipped to a belt loop, wallet in the right rear pocket. Does 2 pair of needle nose pliers and a pair of lineman's snips in a belt holster count? Like Clinton, I carry a man purse, mine is an Ancient us army surplus canvas bag, with a couple of small notebooksand a couple of pens, maybe a cd player and cd's, formally cigarettes, a water bottle and an assortment of little metal rings in 35mm film cans for working on chainmail jewellry when things get slow, hence the pliers from above.

Chip2447


17 Apr 05 - 08:03 AM (#1463438)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: kendall

Wallet, coins, small stones from Jacqui and Morticia. Keys, pen and a Swiss Army knife. (The enlisted man's model, no nuclear warhead)


17 Apr 05 - 09:19 AM (#1463465)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: The Fooles Troupe

I'm just glad to see you!


17 Apr 05 - 09:23 AM (#1463469)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Rapparee

I've usually got a mini-Leatherman on my key caribiner, and a full-sized one (with a two-headed screwdriver and a mini-Mag flashlight w/headband) in a pouch in my briefcase.

(I say usually because I'm flying a couple hours and they confiscate mini-Leatherman tools as deadly weapons.)


17 Apr 05 - 09:36 AM (#1463479)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: RangerSteve

My keys and a pocket watch, because I don't like wearing a wristwatch.


17 Apr 05 - 09:52 AM (#1463492)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: John Hardly

Ink pens in a pocket protector.
Slide rule and Texas Instruments calculator
Electrician's tape for re-taping the bridge of my horn-rimmed glasses.
Handkerchief (used repeatedly)
Bicycle clip for my pants leg
Luden Bros cough drops
Photo of Mother
Kerry/Edwards button

*snort*

...same as everyone, I guess.


17 Apr 05 - 10:22 AM (#1463506)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST

mustard
salt [I can manage without pepper]
a spoon


17 Apr 05 - 11:10 AM (#1463539)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: catspaw49

Well, lessee here.......Feels like a flatpick, a thumbpick, two quarters and a nickel I think ans..............holyshit...

SNAKE!!! SNAKE!!!

.........

OHMYGAWD...GEEZIZ FUCKIN'A......IT'S HUGE.....3 or 4 FEET!!!!!!!..SUNNAVA..

............uh, bitch?........hmmmmmmm.....................Well gee, the jokes on me....Just old Joe Smackers curled up and resting and here I thought my old buddy was a snake.............sorry..............

Spaw


17 Apr 05 - 11:41 AM (#1463558)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Stilly River Sage

Amazing how many of you carry rocks in your pockets. I have my rock in my shoulder pack. (I'm glad to see I'm not the only one!)

I agree with the remark about stuff in your pockets wearing out your pockets faster than the rest of the pants. I have streamlined the whole operation so I carry the essentials in my Eagle "fling" one-strapped shoulder pack. Frees up my pockets some. (If that link doesn't keep working, the site is http://www.travelcountry.com . I looked for a long time before I found this small, tough, well-designed pack.)

In my left pocket now I carry my house and post office keys (no work keys--they're on a separate ring in my pack--the size of a couple of those keys would cause serious groin injury if they're tangled in a pocket). In my right pocket I carry a folded linen handkerchief and my truck key and opener. I separated the keys when I found it too easy for the wad to set off the red button of my truck alarm when I dropped my pants in the bathroom. My Old Timer pocket knife doesn't ride in that pocket for the same reason. I carry it in my back pocket (though I carry it less now after 9-11 because for a while I was afraid that I'd lose it at some checkpoint during the day).

SRS


17 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM (#1463575)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Severn

How many of the ladies STILL have that something in your pocket that belongs upon your face-a Great Big Brownie Smile?

I had four sisters and later a daughter and some stepdaughters that were Brownies and sang that song. I still dread it!

Definately Folk by now, though!


17 Apr 05 - 12:31 PM (#1463597)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: MBSLynne

In my jeans pocket I have a mobile phone, some loose change, a hankie and a pen knife. In my coat pocket I usually have a stone or two and a lot of baler twine, a pen, bits of straw...

Love Lynne


17 Apr 05 - 12:40 PM (#1463603)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Scoville

I had safety pins in my pocket yesterday (not sure why).

At work I usually had two ballpoint pens, one ultrafine Sharpie, my pain-assesment slide rule, a cheap pendant-watch (I hate wrist-watches), and that stupid packet of index cards that I had to have signed whenever I did something for my training (ha! no more! new job, here I come!). And a lot of Post-Its. I lived by Post-Its.


17 Apr 05 - 01:11 PM (#1463630)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Ebbie

A falling star?


17 Apr 05 - 01:39 PM (#1463643)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Catherine Jayne

I don't have any pockets :-( having said that I have just come back from the gym and my gym clothes don't have any pockets! Normally I have my work ID card, bus fare and house keys in my pockets.


17 Apr 05 - 02:02 PM (#1463657)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Desert Dancer

This time of year? Tissues! (ah-CHOO!)

~ Becky in Tucson
(They used to come here for the clean air, but too many of 'em came, and they brought their blasted plants with 'em!)


17 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM (#1463671)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Firecat

Just hunting in them now, but usually I keep my stuff in my handbag.

OK, I've got a used tissue and an orange and blue sock with a picture of Eeyore on it!


17 Apr 05 - 08:14 PM (#1463897)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: The Fooles Troupe

My rocks are all in my head where they belong!


17 Apr 05 - 08:23 PM (#1463907)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: The Fooles Troupe

... except for a couple I forgot about...


18 Apr 05 - 07:21 AM (#1464180)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Bunnahabhain

Rocks? strange people the lot of you.....

Random bits of wood, at least on karibiner with keys on, and a useless amount of small change are the only constant things. everything else varies


18 Apr 05 - 08:40 AM (#1464241)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Paco Rabanne

In my left pocket there is a nice piece of haddock, and in my right pocket there is some baked beans.


18 Apr 05 - 09:03 AM (#1464261)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Mooh

Always have a pocket knife, even when I'm swimming, I feel naked without it. My current favourite is a Spiderco lockback. Also have a Fred Kelly thumbpick, Dunlop flatpicks, hair elastics, spare change like a couple of loonies or a toonie or two, keys with a Goderich Celtic Festival key fob containing emergency picks and a pay phone quarter, often my rings and bracelet if I'm working in the yard or shop, tools... Rarely carry my wallet as it rarely has more than moths in it anyway. Also on my person will be a Gerber multitool pliers, sometimes a discman (just got an MP3 player but haven't used it yet), and if I'm away maybe a ruck sack, courier bag, or sling sack with drinks, reading material, cds, pencil, glasses, another knife, whistle, hat, screwdriver, plastic bags for the dog's business...

The eternal Boy Scout?

Peace, Mooh.


18 Apr 05 - 07:22 PM (#1464735)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST

Spaw, you are a naughty person.
Fools, I agree. The traditional carryall for rocks has always been my head.
Hey there, O Best Beloveds. I been out of pocket for a bit. Hope everyone's OK.   Tw


18 Apr 05 - 07:26 PM (#1464739)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: LilyFestre

Rock of the Day: Moss Jasper


18 Apr 05 - 08:18 PM (#1464788)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Tannywheeler

My pockets boast no cookies, apparently.   Tw


18 Apr 05 - 09:23 PM (#1464831)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Bobert

What, you Dick Tracy, 'er what? You gotta a search warrent?

Awwww, jus' funnin'...

Hmmmmm, no, looks like I ain't...

Think yer gonna need that warrent afterall...

Bobert


18 Apr 05 - 10:47 PM (#1464912)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Joe_F

Left front: nothing. Right front: a Swiss Army knife with a nail clipper tied to it. Left rear: a folded paper towel. Right rear: 3 keys on a lanyard. (I also have two large walletlike things hanging on my pants, but I don't suppose those count.)

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: If you think you've said something smart about the mind-body problem, try it out on the wave-water problem. :||


19 Apr 05 - 02:05 AM (#1465006)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: mack/misophist

My wife usually has half a dozen or more slabs of rock in her back pack because she's a stone cutter. The only idd thing I carry is a 1963 Morales Peso (Mexican).


19 Apr 05 - 04:33 AM (#1465075)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Little Robyn

What has it got in it's pocketses?
My Precioussss?
Robyn from Hobbit country


19 Apr 05 - 07:53 PM (#1465911)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Gray D

Custard, sponge, jelly . . . I'm a trifle confused.

Gray D


("jelly" probably AKA "jello" for the 'mergins)


20 Apr 05 - 05:11 AM (#1466146)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Liz the Squeak

I keep all my rocks on various shelves.... surrounded by dragons.

Interesting to hear of all these men carrying handbags.. yes.. they are HANDBAGS!!! Forget all this 'manpurse' stuff.. it's a CHUFFING HANDBAG! Live with it!

LTS


20 Apr 05 - 10:34 PM (#1466757)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,#42

http://www.visitor42.com/mtssmall.gif


21 Apr 05 - 01:16 PM (#1467137)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Mr Red

an MNBA credit card I don't use

BECAUSE THEY COLD CALL ME, REMOVE THE CASHBACK FEATURE, AND SEND ME CHEQUES I DIDN'T ASK FOR - THATS WHY.

The longer I keep it, the less they will profit. Serves them right for being unrepentant when I tackled them on the issues.


21 Apr 05 - 02:36 PM (#1467209)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Wallet, change, and all my keys:- House keys, car keys, hankies, donkeys, monkeys.........I'll get me coat.

Don T.


21 Apr 05 - 07:53 PM (#1467437)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Kaleea

Uh, I'm wearing a dress which does not have a pocket. No pocket protector, either. I had a pickpocket in my purse (the little guitar pick shaped leather thingie in which guitar picks may be stored) but my nephew liberated it.


21 Apr 05 - 08:25 PM (#1467477)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: The Fooles Troupe

So a pickpocket picked your pocket pickpocket?


22 Apr 05 - 05:02 PM (#1468323)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: KateG

Keyring with tiny Swiss Army knife, card case that serves as a wallet, and a cell phone. I try not to carry a purse whenever I can get away with it.


22 Apr 05 - 05:36 PM (#1468358)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Kim C

I have this gold ring that I found in an underground cave.


02 May 05 - 03:03 PM (#1476653)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,Paul

Keys, wallet, fluff, a hole.


02 May 05 - 03:26 PM (#1476667)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Well... um, smokes and a lighter (two lighters, if at all possible), rizlas, money, id, keys, phone, chewin gum....and sometimes some very strange objects that the beer monkeys leaves there. Like beer mats, and police crime scene tape. Oh, and some other things that i refuse to mention in case i incriminate myself...


02 May 05 - 04:24 PM (#1476723)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: LilyFestre

Today I have some malachite, jasper, bloodstone and a ouchless rubberband.

:)

Michelle


03 May 05 - 12:16 PM (#1477107)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: RichM

Nothing in my pocket...I'm just glad to see you!


03 May 05 - 09:30 PM (#1477537)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: jimmyt

Cross rolling ball pen, Keys with a tiny led flashlight attached to keyring, LAguiole penknife, (my very fivorite was a gift from my wife) 57 cents, credit card receipt for a baby dress we bought one of my staff members.


03 May 05 - 09:39 PM (#1477540)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: jaze

Don't forget the dust, Liz:>)


04 May 05 - 07:55 AM (#1477757)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: 42

a $20.00, two magic markers, my bank card, a Shubb capo, peril sensitive sunglasses and two extra strength tylenol.
What else could any woman possibly need?
j


04 May 05 - 12:58 PM (#1477986)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Gervase

Tobacco pouch, papers, Zippo lighter, handkerchief, £3.56 in change, keys and loads of cement dust, grit and crud.


04 May 05 - 03:27 PM (#1478099)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Jimmy C

Comb, some picks, change purse (about $4.00) , wallet with I.D., Drivers Licence etc plus $40.00, rosary beads, pen, small knife, a little magnet, a few precision screwdrivers, some tissues and my last pay stub. (I look at the pay stub when I need a laugh)


10 May 05 - 11:38 AM (#1481661)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,jOhn

A dead rat.


10 May 05 - 11:42 AM (#1481666)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST

It's mine. Give it back.


10 May 05 - 07:51 PM (#1482056)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Bob Bolton

Side Pocket: Comb

Hip Pocket: Wallet.

Everything else hangs off my leather belt (circling from left front):

Mini-Maglite ®, with keys attached - in handmade leather sheaf,
Small Digital camera, in pouch,
Leatherman ® (original) in pouch,
Coin pouch ... the sort of trousers I prefer are too casual to have fob pockets!

Regard(les)s,

Bob


11 May 05 - 04:17 AM (#1482261)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Kaleea

Yippieeeee, I get to report on the contents of "my pocket" as I wore jeans today.

   2 gray guitar picks (Jim Dunlop) .60mm & .73mm;
   1 tortise-like looking guitar pick (generic)   .??mm
   1 yellow sorta triangular pointy pick says "Herdim Germany"
    (I think it says that--I had to use a magnifying glass)
   1 check for playing at a festival-I almost forgot was there
    (are Musicians allowed to have money?)
   1 little rounded stone with "Please turn me over" painted on one
    side & "Thanks I needed that" on the other-somebody at
    the festival gave me.
   1 little clump of lint

    jeepers, that was exciting!


11 May 05 - 12:30 PM (#1482495)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: GUEST,jOhn

GUEST-No chance!


11 May 05 - 02:53 PM (#1482624)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: LilyFestre

In the left pocket, I have $5.53, lipstick, 5 ouchless hair rubber bands and a pack of sugar free lemonade mix to dump in a bottle of water if I want something besides water. In the right pocket I have 2 pieces of malachite and some moss jasper.

:) Michelle


11 May 05 - 08:24 PM (#1482878)
Subject: RE: BS: What's in Your Pocket?
From: Bunnahabhain

Two matching mobile phones, only one of which is mine, and the other is as well until I find out whose it is. And some dance shoes.
some normal, unexciting bits as well.