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18 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM (#1464248) Subject: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Raptor Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX - It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN - This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES - I have just released eChicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH - I don't think I should have to answer that question. LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE - And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS - I missed one? Raptor |
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18 Apr 05 - 09:00 AM (#1464255) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: The Fooles Troupe Braa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ak! |
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18 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM (#1464290) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Leadfingers But Why did the Pervert cross the road ?? |
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18 Apr 05 - 01:29 PM (#1464465) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Davetnova We don't know. Why did you? |
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18 Apr 05 - 02:04 PM (#1464488) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: robomatic Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his cheek. |
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18 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM (#1464928) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: The Fooles Troupe "Why did the Pervert cross the road ?? " I have no idea what you are talking about. |
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18 Apr 05 - 10:57 PM (#1464929) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Azizi Raptor, Those are GREAT! My favorite is Dr. Seuss. Here's another one: Malcolm X-because it was going home to roost. {Some folks here might get this...and some may not}. Peace, Azizi |
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18 Apr 05 - 11:34 PM (#1464949) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Raptor God said Moses come fourth! Moses came fifth And it cost God Two hundred and fifty bucks! Raptor |
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19 Apr 05 - 12:23 AM (#1464974) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Peace Ya saw it here first, folks. |
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19 Apr 05 - 12:24 AM (#1464975) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: Peace So, the chicken and the egg have sex. When they finish the chicken lights a cigarette and says, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question." |
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19 Apr 05 - 07:16 AM (#1465153) Subject: RE: BS: Chicken soup for the chicken soul From: jacqui.c ROTFLMAO. Love ya Brucie! |
