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BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....

19 Apr 05 - 10:29 PM (#1466005)
Subject: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert

Ahhhhhh, just the latest obseravtion from the resident hillbilly but (pun intended) seems to me that the governemnt is very concerned about males showin' any butt crack (like low jeans) but doesn't have anything to say about all them magazines in the grocery check-out lines than show women, ahhhh, only half dressed, if that???

Like what gives here? I mean a woman can be put on the cover of a magazine with little or barely (pun intended) no clothes on which is sold everywhere but (you guessed it...) a man show the slighest bit of a butt crack an next thing ya know the nation is one some kinda terrorist alert and the SWAT teams are drawin' overtime????

Any of the two remaining Bushites like to explain what's going on here???

Okay, anyone else???

Bobert


19 Apr 05 - 10:38 PM (#1466011)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Uncle_DaveO

The answer is, the girls are more scenic! I sure don't want to see some guy's butt crack. Of course I don't know YOUR taste.

Dave Oesterreich


19 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM (#1466015)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert

If you were to take one look at the P-Vine, you'd know, Dave....


19 Apr 05 - 10:47 PM (#1466018)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace

The G-string is IN the butt crack. This is very confusing.


19 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM (#1466022)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Boberdz, it's perfectly obvious that you have this burning desire to expose your butt crack to the world but current laws are prohibiting you from doing so. Have you considered becoming a male stripper? You'd never make any money at it, but you could at least satisfy your butt crack exhibition fetish.


19 Apr 05 - 11:07 PM (#1466024)
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From: Peace

Hard to believe . . . .


19 Apr 05 - 11:11 PM (#1466026)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert

Yer unner citizen's arrest, brucie...

Ahhhh, beezer, I ain't got no particular hankerin' to expose my boney butt to the world then I would to put my private parts on an anvil and give 'um a couple good shots with a 16 ounce ballpeen hammer...

Bobert


19 Apr 05 - 11:12 PM (#1466027)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace

G-string wouldn't be much help here . . . .


19 Apr 05 - 11:16 PM (#1466029)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert

And that is a cop????....


19 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM (#1466031)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace

. . . or a plumber.


20 Apr 05 - 12:29 AM (#1466062)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

As much as I'm loath to wade into this, I must point out that a G-string isn't quite the same as a thong. The old g-strings weren't always in the crack; I haven't surveyed the literature adequately lately to tell you if that is still true. (detail from Victoria's Secret leads me to believe that most are, er, embedded these days).

SRS


20 Apr 05 - 12:33 AM (#1466064)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

Oh, I forgot to mention that the "thong" image is from a web page set somewhere in "Floribama." Isn't that BWL's stomping grounds?


20 Apr 05 - 12:40 AM (#1466066)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace

A Thong provides more back coverage, with a strip of fabric that is usually one-half-inch to one-inch thick.


A G-string is actually very stringlike, offering the bare minimum in the way of fabric on your behind and across your back.

from a Google of

History of the thong


20 Apr 05 - 01:49 AM (#1466078)
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From: open mike

where is jimmyt when you need his expertise??


20 Apr 05 - 03:01 AM (#1466101)
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From: Davetnova

SRS - your photo search engine skills are far superior to Brucies. Could you perhaps give him some pointers (nudge,nudge,wink,wink)


20 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM (#1466103)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k

uncle dave-O, you gotta look at both sides of the argument here though!

"The answer is, the girls are more scenic! I sure don't want to see some guy's butt crack. Of course I don't know YOUR taste."

think of what women must say when they see the magazines.... probably something along the lines of...

"i dont want to see some girls butt crack, i want to see the men"

and for the starter of this post, BOBERT, youre in trouble! because as i was reading your starter post, i was also drinking coffee, and when i got to the terrorist alerts and swat teams, i laughed, mid-swig of the coffee, and of course, rather a lot of it sprayed all over my monitor!!!!!!!! damn you!!!!


20 Apr 05 - 05:00 AM (#1466141)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak

I tried a thong once.. it's like having a permanent double wedgie and is not comfortable. Bring on the Bridget Jones scary pants!

LTS


20 Apr 05 - 06:20 AM (#1466184)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Wilfried Schaum

What about using an E-string (the deeper one) which is a lot stronger than the G-string?


20 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM (#1466232)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

I don't like underwear that you have to sniff, so's you know which way round to put them on!
G ¦¬]


20 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM (#1466235)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: artbrooks

Those were in Floribama? I clearly need to get out more next time I visit my folks in P-cola......


20 Apr 05 - 09:32 AM (#1466263)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Anonymous

A new dress code for plumbers???


20 Apr 05 - 09:56 AM (#1466284)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

Maybe you should hire plumbers who look like this (photos courtesy of Amazon, of all places).

SRS


20 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM (#1466349)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: harpgirl

my,my,my...


20 Apr 05 - 11:59 AM (#1466387)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

The deprived need that.


20 Apr 05 - 12:17 PM (#1466397)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Catherine Jayne

Oh My! My innocent eyes....and with only 2 and a half week til my wedding night!!


20 Apr 05 - 02:11 PM (#1466458)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

Yas, the pitcher of the nice lady in the thong was taken at the annual Mullet Toss at the Florabama Lounge. The Florabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, right at the Florida/Alabama state line. It's actually in Alabama by a few yards. During the Mullet Toss, one of the few rules is that the toss must originate in Alabama and end in Florida. The first mullet is usually tossed by Kenny Stabler, Hall of Fame quarterback, Ono Island resident, Florabama regular and all-round drunk.


20 Apr 05 - 02:29 PM (#1466466)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

Mullet tossing site
Giok


20 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM (#1466468)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

Is bobert's own butt crack a nightmare in caked and hardened embarrassment? Me thinks so!


20 Apr 05 - 02:37 PM (#1466471)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

Well at least his crap comes out the right end!
G


20 Apr 05 - 04:36 PM (#1466541)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Uncle_DaveO

Oooh!!!


20 Apr 05 - 04:43 PM (#1466547)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak

Ooooh those pictures..... and there was me trying to decide whether to have beef or sausages for tea.....

LTS


20 Apr 05 - 04:46 PM (#1466552)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

Whoa! Yer not too late!

Mullet Toss April 22-24, 2005.


20 Apr 05 - 06:00 PM (#1466586)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

Oh shucks! I'll be in Atlanta this weekend cavorting with the Klingon Attack Group, the Dirt-Digging Dykes of Decatur and various other folks of ill repute.


20 Apr 05 - 06:14 PM (#1466600)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,harpgirl

yes, guest. the deprived definitely need that!!!!!!!!!!


does that include music bruce?


20 Apr 05 - 07:11 PM (#1466646)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Golump

lovely tight ass cracks are not to be sniffed at.


20 Apr 05 - 08:24 PM (#1466684)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Little Hawk

The Kawasaki Hien was the only Japanese fighter in WWII to use an inline engine.


20 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM (#1466700)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Once Famous

This thread is full of shit.


20 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM (#1466701)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe

Be careful you don't pluck the wrong one...

We Aussies have always worn our thongs on our feet, where they belong - they would be too big to be embedded in a butt crack - unless you have greatly annoyed someone...


20 Apr 05 - 09:01 PM (#1466703)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe

Welcome on board Martin!

Found your place at last?

I do hope you are not wearing thongs...


20 Apr 05 - 09:46 PM (#1466731)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Once Famous

I don't wear thongs, Fooly. Even on my feet.

This thread is caked with shit. It definately has a non-American feel to it.


20 Apr 05 - 09:51 PM (#1466738)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe

Ah.. projection....


20 Apr 05 - 09:56 PM (#1466744)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

Harpy - Music's not an official part of the Atlanta trip. It's more about selling pottery. But I never go anywhere without a guitar.


20 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM (#1466763)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

A non-American feel? Nonsense! I think several Americans would cop a feel, if they could. This would be a real nice place to start. How do you like that front porch?

SRS


20 Apr 05 - 11:05 PM (#1466775)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

This.


20 Apr 05 - 11:28 PM (#1466783)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

or this:elephant thong


20 Apr 05 - 11:32 PM (#1466786)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

puns abound


21 Apr 05 - 02:37 AM (#1466818)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!


21 Apr 05 - 05:29 AM (#1466846)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

LH Chicken Sukiyaki is the only surviving kamikaze pilot!
G..


21 Apr 05 - 05:51 AM (#1466852)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

Nice


21 Apr 05 - 05:53 AM (#1466853)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

Ouch......


21 Apr 05 - 06:58 AM (#1466877)
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From: GUEST,G

G string


21 Apr 05 - 08:07 AM (#1466915)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe

"With a thong in my jeans..."

TTO:..


21 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM (#1466917)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

"Click to enlarge"   ???!!!


Not bloody likely mate!!!!


21 Apr 05 - 08:17 AM (#1466921)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

Its a cover up


21 Apr 05 - 08:54 AM (#1466947)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Giok

Hyperlinks don't work through the back door, just as well when you consider the title of this thread!
Giok


21 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM (#1467103)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak

Well GUEST has sure changed his tune about fat arses.....

LTS


21 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM (#1467171)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

That's a face you don't see very often. Miss Cellulite I presume?
G..


21 Apr 05 - 02:29 PM (#1467200)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bill D

it pays to advertise


21 Apr 05 - 02:55 PM (#1467221)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

Most of the butt cracks have gone.


21 Apr 05 - 06:15 PM (#1467368)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Skipy

In 1993 I wore nothing but a thong on the stage @ a certain folk club in Hampshire (it will not be named).
Have you any idea how difficult it is to try & keep 3 "objects" in a thong? Well the answer is you cannot! I have the phots, the landlord has the negatives!
Skipy


21 Apr 05 - 06:43 PM (#1467388)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: frogprince

Ev'ry time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a thong


21 Apr 05 - 07:14 PM (#1467400)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie

The thong is gone, but the malodour lingers on.
G..


21 Apr 05 - 10:05 PM (#1467573)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert

geeeeze.....

(No, BObert, that's geeeeze strings...)

Like I said, geeeeeze...

Bobert


22 Apr 05 - 12:24 AM (#1467654)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST

I thought the old cracks would be back by now.


22 Apr 05 - 12:33 AM (#1467658)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

Thong


22 Apr 05 - 12:39 AM (#1467660)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST


22 Apr 05 - 12:47 AM (#1467663)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage

And then there's this one, in which it isn't difficult to imagine that she simply had a bad day with a piece of green bubble gum.

SRS


22 Apr 05 - 04:41 AM (#1467740)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k

why even bother! youre paying £20 or whatever, for that - and it covers nowt up anyway!


22 Apr 05 - 04:42 AM (#1467741)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k

do you think it would suit me?


22 Apr 05 - 07:43 PM (#1468458)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak

Want to visit Thong ?

Or Nether and Upper Thong ?

LTS


22 Apr 05 - 07:45 PM (#1468459)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak

Note that Netherthong is quite near the Brockholes.

LTS


22 Apr 05 - 09:00 PM (#1468503)
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From: Big Al Whittle

G. String and the Butt Cracks

gig list and discography to follow


22 Apr 05 - 10:42 PM (#1468572)
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From: Bill D

Is Netherthong near Purgatory? Someone on another thread is looking.


22 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM (#1468582)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bill D

ya' know SRS, that lime-green thing is just plain dumb lookin'. I have no particular objection to a lady displaying her....ummmm...charms, if she feels the need, but how do they GET such distorted ideas of what is attractive?

Ah, well...it is just a gimmick to allow exhibitionism to meet voyeurism in the most garish ways possible, because there are those in both camps who equate "erotic" and "grotesque".

When I was much younger, there was a joke about the world's smallest bikini...two band-aids and a cork. Somehow, it doesn't seem funny anymore. When things are so far out they can't even be parodied sucessfully, something is weird...


23 Apr 05 - 01:31 AM (#1468636)
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From: Stilly River Sage

BillD, I agree--the woman is attractive but that "suit" is just as odd as can be. Clearly a pastische of green vinyl plastic straps. I think the object is to reveal as much as possible while being able to claim the creation of a "one-piece" suit (other than simply putting a belt around her waist and calling it a one-piece suit).

However, do you remember what a sensation this little number was in 1964 when Rudi Gernreich designed his topless swim suit? I bet your family, like ours, ended up with a copy of that Life magazine lying around the house! The Met in New York has an exhibit.

BTW--that sexy modern topless number was made of wool and elastic. It would feel and smell SO GOOD [not!] if it ever got wet!

SRS


23 Apr 05 - 03:45 AM (#1468653)
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From: John MacKenzie

With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even sun tan.

Sorry Fools that's a song isn't it!
G..


23 Apr 05 - 06:38 AM (#1468699)
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From: Big Al Whittle

I wonder what the Pope wears under his dress. Probably something holy.


23 Apr 05 - 08:27 AM (#1468746)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

Holey Underwear!

Sorry Batman...


23 Apr 05 - 08:46 AM (#1468754)
Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe

This IS a Music Forum Giok!