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BS: Votingf Etc

20 Apr 05 - 08:04 PM (#1466673)
Subject: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo,
Hoo should people vboting for?

If Tony Bliar wins, he will carry on licking Mr Bush's arse.


If Mr Howard Wins, he will stop all the coloureds and darkies coming to Britain.


If MR Kilroy Silk wins [he wont win!] he will shoot all the gypsies and travellers


If Mr Kennedy wins he will , er, not sure waht he will do, he wont win anyway.





Is any of tyhem going to make jobs for people?


20 Apr 05 - 08:11 PM (#1466676)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST

I'd like a pink knitted one please.


21 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM (#1466895)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: greg stephens

Kennedy's dad was a fiddler and piper. Vote Lib I say, and support traditional music.


21 Apr 05 - 07:59 AM (#1466909)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt

I say vote for none of the above.


21 Apr 05 - 08:32 AM (#1466927)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Leadfingers

look at the options in your patch and vote for the one that will do least harm , unless you have a particular choice . The people who dont bother to vote , or 'spoil' their ballot paper , are simply letting the activists and extremists ( who will ALWAYS vote) get their man in easier !
An option stating 'None of the Above' on the ballot paper could well be a useful addition !


21 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM (#1466935)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Flamenco ted

Vote for The Countryside Alliance or I will be round to shoot your cat!


21 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM (#1466979)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Leadfingers

Ted - You can only go out to shoot things when the weather is good !!
As in " Its a nice day , lets go out and kill something!"


21 Apr 05 - 11:39 AM (#1467048)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow


21 Apr 05 - 11:54 AM (#1467057)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow

It's not a presidential election, we don't get to vote for or against those guys.

Unless of course we live and vote in Sedgefield (Blair), Folkestone (Howard) or Ross, Skye & Inverness West (Kennedy).

Actually there an outside chance of Blair getting chucked out as an MP. And Howard would have been out last time to the Lib-Dem, if fewer people anti-Tory votes hadn't been wasted on a no-hoper Labour candidate who trailed in third. That's less likely to happen this time, especially since the Labour candidate used to be an active Tory politician.


21 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM (#1467123)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Davetnova

Well I'm going to keep my 47 postal votes secret, so there.


25 Apr 05 - 07:52 PM (#1470627)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,jOhn

I think they all are rubbish,
i live in Hull , my choices are=
Mr Prescott [Labour] , fat bloke, likes thumping welsh people.

Miss Johnson [Cons] Scruffy hare woman, not know much about her

MIss ??? {Lib Dem] not sure waht she will do!


Carl Wagner [Legalise Drugs Alliance], he willgive free dope etc to everyone in hull, and probly write a few operas about rings.


Mr ??? [Northern Peace Party] not sure about him, some sort of peaceful hippy, looks a bit weird.


I might vote for the druggy bloke, he lives near me, then again Simone Butterworth [Lib Dem] plays the fiddle, so im un decidededd .


26 Apr 05 - 07:11 AM (#1471049)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Tory Boy

Vote for anybody except for labouring party.
The only way to kick out these people who have wasted every one of their 8 years and have delivered not one of their election promises.
Blair has lied about everything, not just Iraq. Everything.

Michael Howard is the only one who looks statesman-like and who would be a player on the world's stage.He will also tackle the tough issues.


26 Apr 05 - 07:17 AM (#1471054)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Vote BNP

Vote BNP. Don't for one minute think any of you lot will though. For some reason this forum has been hijacked mainly by looney lefties who claim folk music is for them only


26 Apr 05 - 07:26 AM (#1471060)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Bobert

Write in Ralph Nadar....


26 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM (#1471068)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt

Don't vote conservative, Michael Howard is a johnny come lately nazi who wants to kill all the gypsies.


26 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM (#1471073)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Davetnova

Remember Surfball


26 Apr 05 - 09:25 AM (#1471158)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Blissfully Ignorant

I'm voting SSP...


29 Apr 05 - 01:57 PM (#1474389)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I'm Voting Plaid Cymru.


Looks like Labour have already won!
I read the Racing Post today [its a betting newspaper], it states that some bookies are already paying out to punters that backed Labour to win.

You can still bet on Labour to win with Ladrokes, but the odds you will get are 100/1, ie stake £100 to win £1!


29 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM (#1474591)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: mandoleer

Vote Your Party. Daft name, and they're only in three constituencies. Can't be worse than the rest. Can they......


11 May 05 - 11:24 AM (#1482472)
Subject: RE: BS: Votingf Etc
From: GUEST,jOhn

Is the "Your Party" the ones that only got 1 vote?