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BS: GuessDaMember

21 Apr 05 - 10:41 AM (#1467003)
Subject: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Whomeye?

As long as membership is cookie-less, might as well take advantage and play guess that backdoor member!!!

so who am I. (I really need to know 'cause I can't remember)


21 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM (#1467007)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

WHOGABRA?


21 Apr 05 - 10:56 AM (#1467017)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,hooRU

How about a clue?

I live in NYS


21 Apr 05 - 10:59 AM (#1467020)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

yacuntya


21 Apr 05 - 11:01 AM (#1467021)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

Are you an important enough member?


21 Apr 05 - 11:01 AM (#1467022)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Whomeye

been a member for more than four years


21 Apr 05 - 11:04 AM (#1467023)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

But are you one of us?


21 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM (#1467025)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

He's one of THEM.


21 Apr 05 - 11:11 AM (#1467031)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

If you think you have spotted me, you're probably right. So what?


21 Apr 05 - 11:13 AM (#1467033)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,whozit

No, He is neither us nor them...I fear the alternative!


21 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM (#1467035)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,whozit

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand.

When everybody's sound asleep,
I'm somewhere making my midnight creep.
Yes in the morning, the rooster crow.
Something tell me, I got to go.

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but little girls understand.

They take me to the doctor. Shot full o' holes.
Nurse cried, please save the soul.
Killed him for murder, first degree.
Judge's wife cried. Let the man go free.

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but little girls understand.

Stand out there. Cop's wife cried.
Don't take him down. Rather be dead.
Six feets in the ground.
When you come home you can eat pork and beans.
I eats mo' chicken any man seen

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand.


21 Apr 05 - 11:22 AM (#1467037)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Ahab

A member in good standing, as my leg was? The one Moby-Dick chewed off? Have you been chewed off? Do you know how it feels?


21 Apr 05 - 11:38 AM (#1467047)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

Well, you ain't me (babe).


21 Apr 05 - 11:52 AM (#1467056)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

He ain't heavy













He's my brother.


21 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM (#1467063)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST

membrum vitale


21 Apr 05 - 12:46 PM (#1467110)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Chris Green

Bugger. I've not really got the hang of this, have I...


21 Apr 05 - 12:51 PM (#1467117)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST

Well, you might sing like Howlin Wolf but you probably aint him.


21 Apr 05 - 12:56 PM (#1467118)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST

Maybe you go 'round singin this song:

Now when I was a little boy,
at the age of five
I had somethin' in my pocket,
keep a lot of folks alive
Now I'm a man,
made twenty-one
You know baby,
we can have a lot of fun
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
All you pretty women,
stand in line
I can make love to you baby,
in an hour's time
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
I goin' back down,
to Kansas Stew
Bring back the second cousin,
Little Johnny the cocheroo
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
The line I shoot,
will never miss
The way I make love to 'em,
they can't resist
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man

--

But I don't.


21 Apr 05 - 01:46 PM (#1467167)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Triune

Actually I am three different members who have been here for years. I will give you a hint as to who I really are!

From the letters of my name, you can spell Mosa.

Yes, but from the letters of my name, you can spell Hittle Walk.

But from the letters and numbers of my name, you can spell 9Swatcap4

So can you tell me who I are?


21 Apr 05 - 02:06 PM (#1467184)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Bill D

Triune...you are a prime candidate for either a new religion, or the famous 'home for the terminally screwed'.


21 Apr 05 - 02:09 PM (#1467188)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Dave'sWife

catspaw94


21 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM (#1467202)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Rapparee

Samo?


21 Apr 05 - 03:12 PM (#1467236)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Harold the Herald

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Let it be known to all that since the Catholics have had so much fun electing their new Pope, we at the Mudcat have elected a new Poop. Our new Poop is the guy formerly known as Bee-dubya-ell. He is now required to renounce his old member name and assume, along with the Mantle of Poopdom, the Royal Spatula and the Royal Whoopee Cushion the title of "Poop Crapslinger 1½".

That is all. Have a pleasant evening.

Oh, by the way, if you're concerned that you didn't get to vote in the Poopal Election, don't worry about it. The folks that did the electing (aka the Reform School of Dicky Birds) have your best interests at heart. You can trust them. Really.


21 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM (#1467457)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,nowwho?


21 Apr 05 - 08:19 PM (#1467471)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,I know who!!

The fellow who just gave beedubya a title is khandu, the maniac who thinks he is King of Mississippi, who hands out "Royal Titles" like they were goat pills!

And Triune are Whittle Elk, Moas and Twapsac, the only members who have been here for years, whose names fit the anagrams!

So what do I win?


21 Apr 05 - 08:30 PM (#1467482)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST

If you think you're so smart, guess who I am.

I betcha can't.


21 Apr 05 - 08:34 PM (#1467487)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: The Fooles Troupe

You're GUEST.


21 Apr 05 - 08:56 PM (#1467510)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Rapparee

I betcha you can't either.


21 Apr 05 - 09:05 PM (#1467523)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST

Yes, but which Guest?

It's easy to see you don't know who I be.


21 Apr 05 - 11:25 PM (#1467626)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,G

'kinell oo cares a jackass?


22 Apr 05 - 12:57 AM (#1467669)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,McGarth of Harlot

GUEST,GUEST of 21 Apr 05 - 8:30PM are you the same GUEST,GUEST of 21 Apr 05 - 9:05PM..who knows? Who can tell? Who cares?

I, for one, have ceased from concerning myself with such matters. I ask questions concerning the nature of GUESTs' behavior, then refuse to consider any explanation given by aforenamed entity. It is an enlightened approach, a strategy that suits me well.


22 Apr 05 - 03:59 PM (#1468268)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: open mike

LITTLE HAWK=THE LAW KILT
AMOS=SOMA
CATSPAW94=WASCAPT49


22 Apr 05 - 04:05 PM (#1468273)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Once Famous

I figure that you are one of the members who has died.


22 Apr 05 - 04:12 PM (#1468283)
Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Davetnova

I new he had a thing about kilts.