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21 Apr 05 - 08:16 PM (#1467467) Subject: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Shanghaiceltic I just cannot believe this! Any catters travel with there animals and have had them searched. They try this with No.1 house and they would end end with a face full of claws. Penguin checks |
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21 Apr 05 - 08:37 PM (#1467490) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace This is a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke. |
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21 Apr 05 - 08:37 PM (#1467491) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace Yeah, right? |
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21 Apr 05 - 08:41 PM (#1467497) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace Look, I really don't get it. Why are they writing checks to penguins for being anti terrorist? They never WERE terrorists. |
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21 Apr 05 - 08:50 PM (#1467503) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace Where do they cash the checks? |
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21 Apr 05 - 09:45 PM (#1467557) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace How much are the checks for? |
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21 Apr 05 - 09:57 PM (#1467564) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Bee-dubya-ell Oh, heck! I was hopin' they'd strip-search 'em! Always wondered what a penguin looks like without his tuxedo. |
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21 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM (#1467600) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace Naked nun? |
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21 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM (#1467604) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Antartica is neutral,but the penguins may be terrorists in disguise so they have to be searched; especially ones that are ticking ;-) |
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21 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM (#1467607) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Canadian prison for terrorist penguins. Does the UN know about this place???? http://hem.passagen.se/interx/leffe/diary.htm |
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21 Apr 05 - 11:04 PM (#1467612) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: open mike speaking of penguin chicks there was one born er um hatched to a pair of penguins in chicago i think...the it was an un-wed, teenage father only 17 months. they usually do not breed in the wild until 2 years or more. i forget what his name was artichoke or cumquat or something..it was on NPR today. |
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21 Apr 05 - 11:13 PM (#1467619) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: open mike http://www.brookfieldzoo.org/0.asp?shttplink=../pgpages/pagegen.113.aspx&nsection=2 oh yea Zurita and Gazpacho a penguin soap opera// http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4610341 |
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22 Apr 05 - 12:16 AM (#1467651) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Tinker Just saw the video on the evening news. The penguins were "required by Law" to wadle through the security gates. Tax dollars at work. |
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22 Apr 05 - 12:17 AM (#1467652) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Peace Homeland Security. Now we know what the camps are for: PENGUINS. |
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22 Apr 05 - 01:30 AM (#1467673) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: John O'L Shifty little creatures. Never did trust them. Send them to Guantanamo Bay. |
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22 Apr 05 - 02:32 AM (#1467684) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: GUEST,Chilly Willy Head of PLF (Pengun Liberation Hah! So why shouldn't we have our own group of dedicated freedom fighters. The wrapper is off of our formerly secret group. Our weapons are real weapons of mass destruction. Even now we are peeing down cracks in the Ross Ice Shelf to liberate the most massive iceberg you have ever seen. We will continue to free massive icebergs until our demands are met. Our other weapons are our little bodies, have you ever smelt a penguins breath...pheeeeeew! Have you ever caught a niff of re-gurgitated fish? Ever slipped in a fishy patch of penguin poo? Try to identify us??? Hah hah hah, line us up in our thousands and you humans could not tell us apart. What do we want? The immediate liberation of all our brothers and sisters held in your zoo's, royalties for our name being used in chocolate bars, and royalties for our name being associated with the character in Batman. Even now we have training camps hidden in all the cold bits of the world where we are studying how to infiltrate airports without being spotted and how to fool x-ray machines and metal detectors. Beware the PLF is on the waddle! |
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22 Apr 05 - 04:29 AM (#1467732) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Mark Cohen But John, then they would have to rename it Guano Bay. Aloha, Mark (still searching for penguins on vacation in Waikiki) (I seem to remember a scene in a Jerry Lewis movie with a sunburned penguin floating on a little raft. The Geisha Boy?) |
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22 Apr 05 - 04:34 AM (#1467736) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: Mark Cohen Oops, no, it was a rabbit. The Geisha Boy clips (text is in German, but the photos brought back memories of the movie I saw when I was 4...) Aloha, Mark [We now return you to your regularly scheduled penguin thread.] |
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22 Apr 05 - 01:01 PM (#1468110) Subject: RE: BS: Anti terrorist checks for penguins..... From: mack/misophist Of course penguins can be terrorists! Just ask Bill Gates. |
