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BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!

27 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM (#1472547)
Subject: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

favourite quote, or a quote you like from The Big Lebowski.

First person to say a quote already said is a stinking blancmange

Mine

"Well thats just like... your opinion, man


27 Apr 05 - 01:56 PM (#1472551)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Clinton Hammond

"That carpet brought the whole room together man..."

"Where's the money Lebowski?!?!?!"
"I'm pretty sure it's down there. Why don't you let me have another look..."

LOL


27 Apr 05 - 01:57 PM (#1472555)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu

Shut the fuck up, Danny!


27 Apr 05 - 02:04 PM (#1472565)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu

On the networks, they have the habit of replacing "offensive" wording with whatever they can think up...such as ; "Son of a buck" for "son of a bitch".

The epitome of the stupidity of this took place when "The Big Lebowski" was aired. John Goodman is beating the hell out of a car, shouting to the kid in the house, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" The networks made it, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the street!"

k


27 Apr 05 - 02:57 PM (#1472611)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: robomatic

"The Dude abides. I take comfort in that. So should you."


27 Apr 05 - 04:06 PM (#1472654)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Alba

" careful man, there's a beverage here"


27 Apr 05 - 04:10 PM (#1472657)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST

stinking blancmange


27 Apr 05 - 04:15 PM (#1472664)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Clinton Hammond

"they have the habit of replacing "offensive" wording with whatever they can think up"

No... the BEST example of that is editing 'The Exorcist' for TV, and changing the line to "Your mother darns socks in HELL!"

I've wanted THAT on a t-shirt for years!

LOL


27 Apr 05 - 10:00 PM (#1472887)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu

Haw!! I had never heard that, Clinton! Damn...can you imagine hearing that your mom is a sockdarner!!!

Lenny Bruse shoulda had that guy writing for him!

ken


27 Apr 05 - 10:08 PM (#1472889)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: harpgirl

mmmmmmm, a Sam Elliott movie: He was the stranger:

The stranger: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.


27 Apr 05 - 10:17 PM (#1472891)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: harpgirl

The stranger: "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you."


27 Apr 05 - 10:20 PM (#1472892)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Amos

It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."


28 Apr 05 - 01:32 AM (#1472944)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: darkriver

The Stranger: [opening narration] Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya' about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, Dude, there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, like-wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned' interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels", but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I aint never been to London, and I aint never seen France. And I aint never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can with a smile on my face. Without feelin' like the good lord gipped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early nineties - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the eye-rackies. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man, I wont say a hero, cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - The dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County. Which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.


28 Apr 05 - 10:48 AM (#1473202)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST,Jawbone

This is what happens when you have fun with a stranger in the Alps


28 Apr 05 - 10:51 AM (#1473209)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: freda underhill

They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right.


28 Apr 05 - 10:54 AM (#1473213)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: robomatic

One of the all-time greatest little music vids:

"I just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in)"

the valkyries of bowling - goddamn!


28 Apr 05 - 11:48 AM (#1473268)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: PoppaGator

One word: "Caucasian" (The Dude's nickname for his favorite beverage, the White Russian).


28 Apr 05 - 12:15 PM (#1473288)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: M.Ted

The whole movie is a quote.


28 Apr 05 - 03:58 PM (#1473516)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

very true ted!
ill post another favourite

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?


29 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM (#1474177)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?


13 May 05 - 08:04 AM (#1484032)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

is this your homework larry?
is this your homework larry?
is this your homework larry?
is THIS your homework larry?
is this...
we know its his f******g homework, wheres the money you little brat?
we're gonna cut your d**k off larry..
YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY!


23 May 05 - 12:27 PM (#1491351)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST,los Sandros

Did this ever occur to you, man? Sir?


23 May 05 - 05:59 PM (#1491591)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Lepus Rex

Actually, my favourite quote from ANY movie, when the Dude is confronting the detective, Da Fino (Jon Polito):

Da Fino: Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus!

Dude: Brother shamus? What, like an Irish monk?

---Lepus Rex


23 May 05 - 06:15 PM (#1491605)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

hey careful man theres a beverage here... ey!


24 May 05 - 12:47 AM (#1491695)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST

according to the rule, (the one you made) "first person to say a quote already said is a stinking blancmange."

Alba already said the "careful, there's a beverage here" quote....

Doh!


24 May 05 - 03:30 AM (#1491756)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

then i am a stinking blancmange !

fuckin' dog has fuckin' papers


24 May 05 - 10:15 AM (#1491944)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST

Well, it's refreshing that you play by your own rules.

I confess I didn't even know what a "blancmange" was. It sounded nasty so I didn't bother, but actually it's not as bad as I thought...Sounds pretty tasty to me.


24 May 05 - 06:15 PM (#1492317)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

i got certain information man, new s**t has come to light... and..... s**t, man !


24 May 05 - 07:52 PM (#1492378)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Rustic Rebel

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."


25 May 05 - 03:06 AM (#1492591)
Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k

do you like sex mr lebowski?
excuse me?
sex - the physical act of love. coitus. do you like it?
i was talking about my rug.......
you dont like sex?
you mean coitus?


28 May 05 - 10:19 PM (#1495316)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,jason

Check this out: http://www.cultclassicts.com
I have like 4 shirts!!


29 May 05 - 07:27 AM (#1495433)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k

LOL thanks for the link, think i'll be doing some spending on there if they can ship to UK !


18 Jul 05 - 12:05 PM (#1523323)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k

GOOD NEWS ALL

IN OCTOBER, THE BIG LEBOWSKI SPECIAL EDITION DVD WILL BE RELEASED IN AMERICA, WITH A EUROPEAN RELEASE IN NOVEMBER.

it is at this moment on Play.com for a UK release of 7 Nov.

there will also be an ACHIEVERS GIFT SET - double disc DVD with stuff in the box presumably (a toe? marmut? ashes? who knows)

no details about extras or anything else on the discs yet but i will keep you posted and hope you do the same.

i for one, will be willing to pay ANY amount of money for the achievers gift set. this is the DVD i have been waiting for, and nothing is going to stop me getting it the day it comes out.


18 Jul 05 - 12:24 PM (#1523336)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Lonesome EJ

Please, not the Eagles. I can't fucking stand the Eagles, man.


18 Jul 05 - 12:50 PM (#1523358)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST

"I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off --do I make myself clear?"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."


18 Jul 05 - 01:03 PM (#1523369)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST

"It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber."


22 Oct 05 - 03:50 PM (#1588562)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Mayor107

You can't triple stamp a double stamp....

You want a toe...I can get you a toe...


23 Oct 05 - 03:35 AM (#1588840)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin

"Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"


23 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM (#1589308)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k

this is a very complicated case, maude, lotta ins, lotta outs


23 Oct 05 - 11:49 PM (#1589420)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Thomas the Rhymer

What did you think this was... fun and games?


25 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM (#1590252)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Hey, man, call a toe truck!


25 Oct 05 - 12:26 AM (#1590261)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!! Go ahead! Stick your toe in my ass. Make my day! Ease his pain, hell?? He's a pain in the ass! They can't keep us down. Because WE'RE THE PEOPLE!"

Art


25 Oct 05 - 09:25 PM (#1590837)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin

"There's just one thing, Dude..."

"What's that?"

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

"What the fuck're you talking about?"

"Okay, Dude, have it your way."


25 Oct 05 - 09:28 PM (#1590838)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict uh... drug uh... regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh... limber.


25 Oct 05 - 09:29 PM (#1590839)
Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin

What the fuck does Viet Nam have to do with anything?