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BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!

28 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM (#1473294)
Subject: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Alba

I know there is a Birthday thread for every person on the Planet but......
It's Clinton we are talking about here:>)

Have a Great Day and a Year full of only the good things in Life.
Best of Wishes
Jude


28 Apr 05 - 12:53 PM (#1473326)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Mooh

Yeah, happy birthday! Mooh.


28 Apr 05 - 01:26 PM (#1473344)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: jacqui.c

Happy Birthday. I hope the next year gives you what you need.


28 Apr 05 - 01:39 PM (#1473353)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: GUEST, Ebbie

Happy Birthday, Clinton. Have a great year, too. (You are a guy I'd like to meet- many puzzling facets to you. :)


28 Apr 05 - 01:48 PM (#1473360)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: gnu

Clinton who?


28 Apr 05 - 02:00 PM (#1473373)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

Hey, thanks folks... but I shoulda made mention... I had to give birthdays up... My doctor said they were killing me slowly...   LOL

35... man... Some said (and sometimes I agreed) I wouldn't make it this far...

Some say I didn't.... and I have moments when I think THEY might be right....

But... I got a good woman who endures me and who supports me, and who fights back when I need to be slapped down... I got good friends who'll tell me the truths I want to hear... and the ones I don't want to hear... and will pour the Guinness to help share my victories or salve my wounds...

I got people who come out to hear me sing ( I'm huge with the tone deaf and the S&M crowd... Also listening to 2 sets of my singing counts as 50 Hail Marys...) and sometimes they even clap when I'm done, as if they enjoyed it... I know they're lying, but I don't mind... I appreciate the effort they give to help me feel good

What else does a dude need? (better skin would be o.k... a little more hair on the head... a little less on the ass... and maybe a slightly bigger... bank account heh)

I'm happy...

Thanks again fer the b-day wishes!

:-)


28 Apr 05 - 02:16 PM (#1473389)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Emma B

Happy Birthday Clinton and many more........


28 Apr 05 - 02:43 PM (#1473418)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: gnu

Oh, THAT Clinton. Keep a keen edge, Clint. And don't worry about your hair receding... growing forward, yes... receding no.


28 Apr 05 - 02:43 PM (#1473419)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: PoppaGator

Happy B-Day, buddy. Sorry I didn't get to put my $0.02-worth in here before you thanked everybody.

Only 35? A mere child...


28 Apr 05 - 03:47 PM (#1473505)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: alanabit

Happy Birthday to one of Mudcat's most infuriating (and interesting) characters. May there be many more ahead of you.


28 Apr 05 - 03:50 PM (#1473507)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

Only "one of"???

I'll have to try harder then

,-)

ta'


28 Apr 05 - 03:58 PM (#1473514)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Catherine Jayne

Happy Birthday Clinton hope you had a grand day!


28 Apr 05 - 04:11 PM (#1473523)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Once Famous

I thought this thread was about Bill Clinton and was another one of the semen threads.


28 Apr 05 - 04:37 PM (#1473548)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: fat B****rd

All the best, Clinton.


28 Apr 05 - 05:45 PM (#1473621)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: MBSLynne

H-h-h-h....a-a..p..p.y Birthday Clinton! (Gosh that took some getting out through my gritted teeth!!) :-)


28 Apr 05 - 05:48 PM (#1473629)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Hawker

Happy Birthday Clinton, hope you have a great day.
Cheers, Lucy


28 Apr 05 - 06:10 PM (#1473665)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Chris Green

Happy birthday, mate!


28 Apr 05 - 06:26 PM (#1473682)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Big Mick

Even though you think I am pimp and a whore, I still hope your birthday is a good one.

Mick


28 Apr 05 - 06:38 PM (#1473693)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Ebbie

The way I've got it figured, see, Clinton lives close to the US border and spends a lot of his time in the states. Can't help but affect him. :)


28 Apr 05 - 07:49 PM (#1473761)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Shanghaiceltic

35!!! A mere sprog! Hoppy Bidet! And many more of them (honest!)


28 Apr 05 - 09:24 PM (#1473830)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

Can someone be a pimp and a whore at the same time Mick???

THAT'S a trick (pardon the pun) I'd LOVE to see!

LOL

:-)


28 Apr 05 - 10:10 PM (#1473848)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: jimmyt

We may be twins CLinton...except I was born 2 days before you... and 12 22 years!   Happy BD buddy


29 Apr 05 - 12:37 AM (#1473940)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Metchosin

Happy Birthday, Clinton! And by the by, eldest daughter and SO have purchased the stuff to make your mead recipe. I'll let you know what I think of it....if I'm able.


29 Apr 05 - 08:09 AM (#1474128)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: freda underhill

hey, CH!!!

HB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best wishes

f.u.


29 Apr 05 - 01:03 PM (#1474352)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

Good luck Metchosin! But don't ever say I didn't warn ya!

:-)


29 Apr 05 - 03:58 PM (#1474497)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Chip2447

Happy Bday Clinton.


29 Apr 05 - 04:13 PM (#1474508)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Happy birthday! :)


29 Apr 05 - 11:17 PM (#1474721)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: GUEST,darkriver (sans cookie)

Wow! Just goes ta show. Everybody's gotta have a birthday -- even the self-appointed ogres....

Hope it's a good one, Clinton.

doug


29 Apr 05 - 11:21 PM (#1474722)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: harpgirl

HB to the Windsor rapscallion!


30 Apr 05 - 08:00 AM (#1474893)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

"Rapscallion"? I kinda like that... not as much as 'scoundrel', but that's not half bad...

,-)


01 May 05 - 03:42 PM (#1475911)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: CarolC

Happy Birthday, Clinton!


01 May 05 - 03:48 PM (#1475919)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: gnu

"Rapscallion"? Ain't that some kinda onion... make your eyes water?


01 May 05 - 03:57 PM (#1475928)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Raptor

When Little hawk and I come down to heckel ya in Windsor I'll buy ya a Guinness. HAVE A GOOD ONE
Raptor


01 May 05 - 04:05 PM (#1475933)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: Clinton Hammond

O.k... now yer just draging this out to rub it in!

Heh


01 May 05 - 04:09 PM (#1475936)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: gnu

Kinda like chain mail on ya.


01 May 05 - 04:19 PM (#1475939)
Subject: RE: BS: Clinton! Happy *B* Day!
From: CarolC

;-)