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BS: The new Anti-Seamanism

28 Apr 05 - 01:47 PM (#1473359)
Subject: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye

It h'ain't right i tells ya! We're tired of you landlubbers tellin' yer jokes and stereotypin us. Maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm axking you for
an apologeky.


28 Apr 05 - 01:49 PM (#1473362)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: gnu

An apology for what, ya ol tar?


28 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM (#1473406)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: SINSULL

You am what you am so go choke down a can of spinach and leave us alone.


28 Apr 05 - 02:37 PM (#1473415)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Olive Oyl

Oh, Popeye, you misunderstood! I only wanted you to wear a condom-- when you ride me like a ship plunging through a wild wave! I'm an anti-SEMENist!

*Your loving Olive*


28 Apr 05 - 02:44 PM (#1473420)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye

Oliveg me darlin!

A seaman's semen is the friskiest semen you ever seen.

Gnu sk
the Jokeses an d' stereotypinsk.

Sinsull,

I yam just following the great eksampkel of me mentor, the great Marlin Jibsail.


28 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM (#1473471)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: gnu

I can see where this is coming.


28 Apr 05 - 03:49 PM (#1473506)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: robomatic

Some seamans isk better swimmers 'n other seamensk.

EK ek ek ek ek ek ek ekekek!


28 Apr 05 - 05:42 PM (#1473617)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye

Well Marlin Jibsail thanks for dropping by.
Do ya still put peanut butter on yer foresail then call the dog?


28 Apr 05 - 05:46 PM (#1473627)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: wysiwyg

Perhaps we need a Popeye & Olive's Tavern.

Maybe some of the usual conbatants could play nice in there.

~S~


29 Apr 05 - 01:59 AM (#1473970)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Long Firm Freddie

Oh. I thought this thread would be about pony tailed ex-England goalkeepers.

How wrong I was.

LFF


29 Apr 05 - 02:56 AM (#1473979)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Metchosin

And I thought it might have been about the Salty Seaman and The Rings Around Uranus


29 Apr 05 - 03:05 AM (#1473983)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Liz the Squeak

You wants a tavern, you opens it yourself.. Ain't no way the Press' is comin to the Mudcat Tavern!!!

However, the recovery ward is available for any who feel the need.... the Psychiatric wing is a tad full but I'm sure we can squeeze you in, Maternity is pretty empty these days.

LTS


29 Apr 05 - 04:03 AM (#1474009)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Paco Rabanne

Anybody else remember Seaman Staines and Master Bates from Captain Pugwash?


29 Apr 05 - 12:44 PM (#1474337)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST

and Roger the cabinboy


29 Apr 05 - 12:47 PM (#1474340)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: wysiwyg

LtS, I think it would be for Popeye or Olive to open a Tavern. It was just a thought-- that maybe Catters who shred each other in other threads could raise a glass there... more.... like neighbors.

~S~


29 Apr 05 - 01:31 PM (#1474377)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye

Eye nose yer all intelligink, but are ye certink dat invitink all dose swabs to a tavern and gettin 'em drunk is going to prevenk fightin'?

(Seems like t'would be da hopposic, like whale oil on a fire!)

(cug cug cug cug cug)


30 Apr 05 - 06:05 AM (#1474853)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: Dave Hanson

Whale oil beef hooked

eric


30 Apr 05 - 08:33 AM (#1474910)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: fat B****rd

Great drummer. Who ? Phil Seaman


30 Apr 05 - 12:38 PM (#1475036)
Subject: RE: BS: The new Anti-Seamanism
From: GUEST,Popeye

Whar did Marlin Jibsail go? His post was yanked after that nice suggestink dat I give some jewelery to me Olivesg. Could it be 'es signed on wit Bluto as a cabin boy? Just de odder day Bluto said 'e was gonna have someone to toss 'es salads for 'em.