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BS: Your age by chocolate

28 Apr 05 - 08:01 PM (#1473771)
Subject: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Rustic Rebel

This was mailed to me today and it's a mathmatic game that only will work this year. It worked for me and I thought I'd share...




Subject: your age by chocolate


YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
get a calculator



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)






2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)




3. Add 5. (for Sunday)





4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755....





If you haven't, add 1754 ....




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number .



The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are ........


YOUR AGE!


Peace, Rustic


28 Apr 05 - 08:28 PM (#1473803)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Leadfingers

Bugger Me !! It works !!!


28 Apr 05 - 08:40 PM (#1473808)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: jacqui.c

Couldn't do it - don't like chocolate!


28 Apr 05 - 08:47 PM (#1473812)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Tinker

Worked for me and I confess it was too much fun to try and wrap my brain around why it works. As long as it involves chocolate it must be good.

Tinker


29 Apr 05 - 12:11 AM (#1473929)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: GUEST

It is out by a few years, but I am happy being younger.


29 Apr 05 - 12:22 AM (#1473933)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: John O'L

Chocolate knows me better than I know chocolate.


29 Apr 05 - 01:38 AM (#1473965)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Pauline L

Guest said, "It is out by a few years, but I am happy being younger." Of course, that gives you more years to eat chocolate. ;-)


29 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM (#1473985)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Liz the Squeak

to echo...

Bugger me, it worked!

I am 7 and I eat 40 bars of chocolate a week.

LTS


29 Apr 05 - 04:10 AM (#1474015)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: GUEST,Seaking

Does it work After Eight ?


29 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM (#1474105)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Alba

boggled !
It works...bloody 'ell
lol
Jude


29 Apr 05 - 07:45 AM (#1474110)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: MBSLynne

Worked for me too...I think GUEST got his/her maths wrong!


29 Apr 05 - 10:51 AM (#1474260)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: *Laura*

HOW DOES IT DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wow!


29 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM (#1474329)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)

Did you know that the BC after a year means Before Chocolate?


29 Apr 05 - 12:32 PM (#1474332)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Stilly River Sage

It's a formula.


29 Apr 05 - 04:15 PM (#1474510)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Bev and Jerry

Well, we hate to take the fun out of this but here's how it works.

Step 1. Put in any number between 1 and 10. Could be the number times you would like to have chocolate in a week, number of times you would like to have sex, number of sessions you go to, anything. Call it N.

Step 2. Now you have 2N

Step 3. Now you have 2N + 5

Step 4. Now you have 100N + 250

Step 5. Now you have 100N + 2005 (or 2004 if you haven't had your B'day)

Step 6. Now you have 100N + 2005 minus year you were born which is 100N + your age

So, unless your 100 years old, this appears as NXY where XY is your age.

Not so mysterious, is it.

Bev and Jerry


29 Apr 05 - 04:34 PM (#1474525)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: CallyH

I tried to be clever and do it without a calculator (and after some alcohol).

According to this I am 74.

Aaargh!!!


29 Apr 05 - 04:58 PM (#1474540)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: *Laura*

It's ok - the formula hasn't ruined it for me.
I did maths for nearly twelve years and still din't understand algebra - but I haven't found a practical use for it since leaving school so it's all good! :o)

xLx


30 Apr 05 - 11:59 AM (#1475019)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: Firecat

well, it got me right. I want choccy 3 times a week and I'm 21. My number was 321


30 Apr 05 - 02:24 PM (#1475110)
Subject: RE: BS: Your age by chocolate
From: SharonA

Hey, wait a sec! Nobody said the number (of times a week I want chocolate) had to be a whole number!! I used 9.9999, which resulted in the chocolate-number being rounded up to 10 but my age being reduced by .01 (which is fine by me -- every little bit helps!).