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Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song

06 May 05 - 01:05 PM (#1479487)
Subject: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional(?) bawdy song
From: John M.

Does anyone sing the following "teasing" bawdy song?   If yes, to what tune?

Any help is apprecated.

I WANT A MAN

I want a man, I want a man
I want a mansion in the sky
I wanna neck, I wanna neck
I wanna necklace from my guy
And when the dam, dam, dam, dam
Damage is done
We'll have a child, child, child, child
Childish fun
And there was Granny
Swingin' on the outhouse door
Without her nightie
Swingin' on the outhouse door
One more time
Swingin' on the outhouse door
The outhouse door
Oh, yeah

This text was retreived from here. According to this search, this is a very rare song.


So does anyone know this song?


07 May 05 - 08:31 AM (#1479965)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Joe_F

The tune is that of "Alexander's Ragtime Band". I can't remember where I saw this, tho.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: If you will not while you may, you shall not when you will. :||


07 May 05 - 03:01 PM (#1480137)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp
From: Joe Offer

All I got at camp in Wisconsin was this fragment:
    And then there's Granny,
    Swingin' on the outhouse door,
    Without her nightie,
    And Grandpa yellin' "More, More, More!!!"
I can't think of the name of the tune - I can sing it for you, though.
-Joe Offer-
"Outhouse Door" thread (click).


04 Jun 07 - 08:52 PM (#2068693)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Sue

I remember that song from Lutheran camp in Canada! One line went; "I wanna pet, I wanna pet, I want a petticoat that swirls, I wanna neck, I wanna neck, I wanna necklace made of pearls" It ends: "And there was granny, swingin' on the outhouse door, without her nightie, waiting for the garbageman, roll over Mabel, Harold's coming back for more....ten dollars please" (the "ten dollars please" was to the tune of "and many more" after the Happy Birthday song)


04 Jun 07 - 08:59 PM (#2068696)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,meself

And to think I almost let my kids attend a Lutheran camp once!


05 Jun 07 - 08:42 AM (#2069010)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: Roger in Baltimore

I learned the first part of this song from my sisters who learned it in Girl Scouts. They never sang the Granny part.

Roger in Baltimore


06 Jun 07 - 03:47 AM (#2069758)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: Snuffy

The song itself is new to me, but we used to have a similar finish, which I always assumed to be a parody of a music hall/vaudeville Big Finish:

Roll over, Mabel
Let's have it on the other side.
It's better in Blackpool
Let's have it on the other side.
Without your kecks on
Let's have it on the other side.
Just like the dogs do
Let's have it on the other side.
A sixty-niner
Let's have it on the other side.
GOOOOOD EEEEEEVENINNGGG FRIEEENDS


06 Jun 07 - 01:23 PM (#2070068)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: HouseCat

I once got in trouble as a kid for teaching this song to 2 preschoolers I was babysitting :~). I learned it at Girl Scout camp. Though we sang the last bit:

Swingin' on the outhouse door,
Without my nightie,
Waitin' for the boy next door
To hold me tightie,
(Big Finish...)
SWINGIN' ON THE OUTHOUSE DOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!


10 Feb 12 - 09:41 AM (#3305360)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Cvanmeter_Houston,TX

I wish I could remember all fo it but we use to sing it on the bus rides to Grand Assembly every summer but our included the following verses I know:

I wanna man...I wanna man...I wanna a mansion in the sky!
(can't remember the next line that paired with the previous)

I wanna pet...I wanna pet...I want a peticoat made of swirls!
I wanna neck...I wanna neck...I wanna necklace made of pearls!

(There was at least one other verse). The the chorus in between was done as...

And when the dam, dam, damage is done....
I'm gonna have my child, my childish fun...
Just a swinging on the outhouse door!

(And for the finally and in a different tune it goes into...) Just a swinging in the outhouse door....without my nightie....just a swingin on the outhouse door.


25 May 12 - 11:57 AM (#3355528)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Sandra Jean

I sang I Wanna a Man, all the time as a 60's kid. Here goes, sung to the tune of Alexander's Ragtime Band:I wanna man. I wanna man. I wanna mansion in the sky. I wanna neck. I wanna neck. I wanna necktie for my guy. And when the dam dam dam dam damage is done, home to mother I will run, with my child, with my child, with my childhood memories. And there was granny, swingin' on the outhouse door,without her nighty, waitin' for the garbage man, he had her nighty, wrapped up in a cellophane bag.


25 May 12 - 12:18 PM (#3355538)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Mike Yates

Didn't the Appalachian singer Horton Barker sing the following short fragment:

I feel like hell,
I feel like hell,
I feel like helping some poor soul,
To find a man,
To find a man,
To find a mansion in the sky.

I think that I read this in the notes to a Horton Barker LP (Folkways?)


25 May 12 - 01:42 PM (#3355573)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Songbob

Indeed Horton Barker sang that. I set it to a tune from godknwoswhere, since there was no tune given. I don't think Barker would have used "Alexander's Ragtime Band," but you never know.

That said, I don't know how to fit the words above to Alexander's anyway. I can't hear it in my head.

Ah, well.

Bob


26 Jul 12 - 08:31 PM (#3382002)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,sly

OK, so I know a different version...

I want a man, I want a man... I want a mansion by the sea
I want a neck, I want a neck... I want a necklace made of pearls
And when the damn damn damn damage is done
I want to have some child child childish fun
Sung by the whorehouse... quartet
We're not pregnant... not yet
But give us time!

And there was Granny swingin' on the outhouse door
Without her nighty and grampa yelling "more more more"
without her nighty and grampa yelling "you ol' whore!"


10 Apr 15 - 09:42 PM (#3701126)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Grill scout in the early 60s

Learned in Camp Four Winds :

...I feel like hell, I feel like hell, I felel like helping some poor guy
And when the dam dam dam dam damage is done,
I'm gonna have my child child childish fun
I want a mansion IN the sky.

I want some gin, I want some gin, want some gingerbread to munch
I want some rye, I want some rue, I want some rue bread for my lunch.
When the...

The daycamp counsellors in CT didn't like us ( pre- teens) singing this...


02 Mar 17 - 08:55 PM (#3842559)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,nostalgic

Yes, at camp we sang this in the 1970's to the tune of Alexander's Ragtime Band:

I wanna man, I wanna man, I wanna mansion in the sky.
I wanna hell, I wanna hell, I wanna help some birdie fly.
And when the damn, damn, damn, damn, damage is done,
We'll have a-child, child, child, child, childish fun,
In our mansion in the sky.

We'll go to bed, we'll go to bed, we'll go to Betty's house tonight.
And we'll get hot, we'll get hot, we'll get hot dogs on the way.
And when the damn, damn, damn, damn, damage is done,
We'll have a-child, child, child, child, childish fun,
In our mansion in the sky.


30 Jun 18 - 11:38 AM (#3934370)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST

I want a man. I want a man
I want a mansion in the sky....

I want a neck, i want a neck,
i want a necklace made of pearls...

I want a screw, i want a screw
I want a screwdriver for my car....

Let’s go to bed (bet) let’s go to bed (bet)
Let’s go to Betty’s house tonight...

And when the dam dam dam dam damage is done
We’re gonna have our child child childish fun
In the good ole summertime

And there was granny
Swinging on the outhouse door
Without her nightie
And even though she’s 84
She’s pretty sexy
And grandpa’s yelling “More more more”
He’s 94


01 Jun 19 - 01:07 AM (#3994747)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST

That last version is the one I remember, except on the chorus we ended with "up in that mansion in the sky, blue sky" instead of "in the good ole summer time ". We also had an alternative verse:

I want to screw, I want to screw,
I want to scrutinize the facts


01 Jun 19 - 08:16 AM (#3994775)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: beachcomber

" Oh God, the vulgarity !!!" as my dear old mother would have said :-)


23 Aug 19 - 07:23 PM (#4005688)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST

i wanna man


23 Jul 21 - 05:36 PM (#4114193)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST

I wanna neck, i wanna neck, i wanna necklace made of pearls,
I wanna pet, i wanna pet, I wanna petticoat that swirls,
and when the damn damn damn damn damage is done,
we're gonna have ourselves some fun
we'll have a son, we'll have a son, we'll have a sunny smile for you,
we'll be like granny swinging on the outhouse door
without her nighty
grandpa's out there shouting for more
without his nighty
swinging on the outhouse dooor
with me and my gal... *yeah*


24 Jul 21 - 01:55 PM (#4114270)
Subject: RE: Tune Req: 'I Want a Man' traditional (?) camp song
From: GUEST,Oriel

There are rumours of an "Old Maid's Hymn" which apparently starts "She wants a man, she wants a man, she wants a mansion in the sky" but I don't know if really exists.