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BS: I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!

10 May 05 - 11:49 AM (#1481672)
Subject: BS: I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

After a month been out of job, i started my new job yesterday, its going ok.Thanks a lot to everyne waht helped me recently, writing letters, fillingf forms in etc.

I got finished from the curry ship afrte working there for over 10 years , as they are going bust.

The new owners should write a book= "How to completely fuck up a sucsessful business in 7 months", they are experts!


10 May 05 - 11:57 AM (#1481686)
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From: jacqui.c

jOhn - that's great news. What's the new job then?


10 May 05 - 12:00 PM (#1481689)
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From: Peace

Great news, jOhn.


10 May 05 - 12:00 PM (#1481691)
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From: Paco Rabanne

This is news of a most excellent fancy Sir jOhn.


10 May 05 - 12:03 PM (#1481693)
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From: rumanci

great news jOhn - congratulations


10 May 05 - 12:07 PM (#1481699)
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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I'm a rat catcher.


10 May 05 - 12:08 PM (#1481701)
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From: Paco Rabanne

Oh no you're not! Dave Watts told me he has employed you as wardrobe mistress for the Harri Watts band.


10 May 05 - 12:22 PM (#1481714)
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From: jacqui.c

Well, it's a step up from keeping hamsters anyway.


10 May 05 - 12:22 PM (#1481715)
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From: GUEST,MMario

Good News John! what's the job?


10 May 05 - 12:24 PM (#1481720)
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From: Pauline L

Great news, John! I hope to be next.


10 May 05 - 12:30 PM (#1481725)
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From: George Papavgeris

Are you manager of the Rat Pack then, jOhn?


10 May 05 - 12:33 PM (#1481729)
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From: Metchosin

Do you mean something like THIS John?


10 May 05 - 01:09 PM (#1481756)
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From: pixieofdoom

Congratulations John! Them rats won't know what's hit 'em


10 May 05 - 01:11 PM (#1481758)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Good for you John, we've missed you here!

LTS


10 May 05 - 02:38 PM (#1481814)
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From: SINSULL

Congratulations, Jon.
SINS


10 May 05 - 03:37 PM (#1481874)
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From: My guru always said

Have you had the product 'Rastik' explained to you yet? And do invest in a ball of string.....


10 May 05 - 04:11 PM (#1481913)
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From: number 6

Congrats John !!

Could you come over here to SJ ... we have some big rats in our town council that should be removed.

sIx


10 May 05 - 05:56 PM (#1481966)
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From: Bill D

kepp a few, j0hn, you can learn French cooking rat-atouille recipe


10 May 05 - 06:18 PM (#1481983)
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From: Morticia

sort of like the Pied Piper? Well done jOhn....delighted for you!


10 May 05 - 07:12 PM (#1482027)
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From: John O'L

Do you rake them to the rat pound and wait for the the owners to claim them?


10 May 05 - 07:14 PM (#1482028)
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From: jacqui.c

Actually there were a lot of rats at the place I worked that could do with being rounded up, but I don't think anyone would want to claim them.


10 May 05 - 07:30 PM (#1482042)
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From: Big Al Whittle

well done jOhn!


11 May 05 - 07:18 AM (#1482333)
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From: Sttaw Legend

Excellent Sir jOhn - and in the news already HERE


11 May 05 - 07:56 AM (#1482362)
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From: GUEST,Blowz at work

Helloo jOhn - sorry - I haven't been around much so hadn't heard about your difficulties. Having said that, I'm delighted that they are now beginning to get sorted. You deserve a turnaround in fortunes.


11 May 05 - 08:24 AM (#1482383)
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From: freda underhill

what lucky rats, to be caught by the great Sir JOhn!


11 May 05 - 05:12 PM (#1482741)
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From: Crane Driver

Well done j0H9.

Rodent Apprehension Officer.

Do you get to keep the tips?

Andrew


11 May 05 - 05:21 PM (#1482746)
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From: SINSULL

Can't you just picture Sir jOhn in tights and a little feathered cap leading a parade of rats straight to the curry shop for...?????


11 May 05 - 05:47 PM (#1482761)
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From: GUEST,Needa Goodun

So, you've found a job in radio.

Rodentia Apprehension, Detention & Incarceration Officer (R.A.D.I.O.)

Can you send us the call letters of the station and when your show will be playing?