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BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?

11 May 05 - 10:29 PM (#1482947)
Subject: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Once Famous

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, and I usually stay away from the Shattner nonsense, but when my kid at college sent me this link, I could only of course think of one place to share it.

As always, forgive my blue clicky LD:

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/3995/


11 May 05 - 10:31 PM (#1482951)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/comments/3995/

The colours alone say so much. Makes one want to swoon.


11 May 05 - 10:37 PM (#1482958)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Rapparee

I...I...think I'm having a flashback, man.


12 May 05 - 12:53 AM (#1483027)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace

Too true. It makes one shudder.


12 May 05 - 08:12 AM (#1483214)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c

You can almost here him proclaiming his lines, can't you.

Where is LH anyway? Has he finally seen the light and worked out that worship of blubber with a little animal perched on its head is not really the thing?


12 May 05 - 08:53 AM (#1483243)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*

Well you folks may not appreciate this, but Shatner would be so proud! LH is off exploring those rarified realms of reckless rapture these days. In other words, he's been smitten by a certain love-kitten. Purrrrrr.... just warms this ole heart to see it...















... and hey, better him than me!


12 May 05 - 09:46 AM (#1483280)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*

... cuz their progeny might look like this!


12 May 05 - 09:56 AM (#1483284)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu

Smitten? Beam him up, quick.


12 May 05 - 10:05 AM (#1483291)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie

Very cool.


12 May 05 - 12:43 PM (#1483394)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*

Well yeah... but I'm glad he decided to boldly go where most have gone before. If he checked in here right now, I think my days would be numbered.

So please, let's keep this just between us, ok?    ;~)


12 May 05 - 01:01 PM (#1483413)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu

What do you mean you can't get a clear lock on him? Oh... dear...heavens...itmight...betoolate. Can you scan to see if there's any brain activity left, Jim?


12 May 05 - 01:03 PM (#1483416)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace

I canna do it, Captain Kirk, I canna do it! She's gonna blow, Captain, she's gonna blow!


12 May 05 - 01:11 PM (#1483425)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Uncle_DaveO

Frankly, I think Little Hawk is just a pseudonym Shatner uses.

Dave Oesterreich


12 May 05 - 01:12 PM (#1483426)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Peace

You have been outed, William.


12 May 05 - 01:14 PM (#1483429)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: gnu

Oh... that kind of "smitten"! Fill yer boots.


12 May 05 - 01:50 PM (#1483457)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: hesperis

Awesomeness. It even makes Shatner look like a genius!


12 May 05 - 02:34 PM (#1483493)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: *daylia*

But could a genius be smitten???


12 May 05 - 02:45 PM (#1483499)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c

nah... If Shatner was that bright he'd have given up acting a long tome ago!


12 May 05 - 02:50 PM (#1483503)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: rumanci

jacqui .... Shatner did give up acting a long time ago !!
Unfortunately it didn't stop him being cast in roles or appearing on screen
*g*


12 May 05 - 06:42 PM (#1483692)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c

Yep - you've gotta give him his due. How the hell can you make such a good living for so long as a woodentop.

I reckon people just get mesmerised by that poor little animal on his head and that affects their judgement.


13 May 05 - 11:19 AM (#1484171)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk

Ha! Back from a couple of days in the rarified realms...

Daylia, your days ARE numbered. But then, so are everyone's... :-D

(so don't worry about it)

I am indeed thrilled to have seen that lovely Shatner site. Thank you, Martin! You are a great guy and a pal of mine forever.

Thanks to all my devoted friends who have looked in here. I had hoped that the fact that Shatner and I are in some strange way using each other's names as a psuedonym would have remained secret a little longer...but what can you do?

He is the helter, I am the skelter. He is fat, I am thin. He is famous, I am merely notorious. He gets all the girls, I get the odd one here and there. Well...it's not so bad, I guess, cos I don't have the energy for all of them and I'm monogamous by nature anyway.

Okay. Beam me up, Mr Scott. And no excuses this time.


13 May 05 - 11:59 AM (#1484215)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk

By the way, the simply ULtimate exampe of Star Trek related kitsch had to be Leonard Nimoy's music video of..."The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". Simply incredible.

Unfortunately, it is no longer viewable. Check out the sad story here...

Injustice, Censorship, and Tyrrany!!!


14 May 05 - 02:00 AM (#1484748)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Kaleea

So, LittleHawk, you truly missed the chance of a lifetime last night at a couple o'clocks in the AM, Shat himself, stopped in at the "World News Tonight" studio & sang "The World News Tonight Polka" --live--with the accordian player guy they have on there.


14 May 05 - 09:13 AM (#1484884)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk

AAAARGHHH!!!! And I was asleep! Oh, the humanity!!!


14 May 05 - 09:20 AM (#1484887)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk

You know, I just went back to the original post by Martin that started this whole thing...looked up the link kindly posted by brucie...and watched the whole thing.

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Lucy.

Man, if you people only knew just how cosmic that really is...

Truly amazing. The Shatman does it again. He must be one of my guardian angels.


14 May 05 - 11:05 AM (#1484934)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie

Sends shivers down me spine and out me arse.


14 May 05 - 12:26 PM (#1484944)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,CarolC

I've seen and heard Shatner sing the World News Now Polka. That was a few years ago. Good to hear he's still at it.

Hey Kaleea... I have a picture of that accordion guy (Barry Mitchell) almost naked reclining in a bed with his accordion (red satin sheets draped appropriately for modesty). He sent it to me as a color jpeg, but I only have it in black and white now. Want me to post it?


14 May 05 - 04:51 PM (#1484994)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST

OK. So he sends YOU the nude shots; he's STILL no Shatner.


14 May 05 - 05:01 PM (#1484995)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie

That was me.


14 May 05 - 06:48 PM (#1485010)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,CarolC

No, he's no Shatner. But then again, Shatner doesn't play accordion. His one tragic flaw.


14 May 05 - 06:57 PM (#1485013)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,brucie

But he SINGS, Carol.


14 May 05 - 08:05 PM (#1485032)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST,freda

who is Shattner?


14 May 05 - 08:06 PM (#1485033)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: GUEST

Shatner's clone.


15 May 05 - 03:58 AM (#1485203)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Kaleea

Golly, gee willikers, Carol! You've been holding out on us! Naked accordian guy? By all means! But why does he need to drape the sheets if he poses with his accordian?


15 May 05 - 09:02 AM (#1485311)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: jacqui.c

Shatner SINGS?

Well, I've heard some strange utterances to music that he's made, but I wouldn't call it SINGING. Mind you, the guy must have a stroke of brilliance somewhere because he gets paid for doing that. I suppose that sometimes you can fool some of the people.........


16 May 05 - 03:23 PM (#1486168)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: CarolC

I think it would have been pretty uncomfortable to pose in that position with the accordion on top.

;-)

Notice the World News Now mug next to the accordion.

Way back in the good old days before Disney bought ABC and completely ruined the World News Now show, people could send e-mails to the various people on the show. I sent Barry Mitchell an e-mail requesting the sheet music to the World News Now Polka, and he sent me an e-mail with two attachments. One was a jpeg of the polka sheet music, and the other was this picture...

Barry Mitchell in most of his glory

The picture got weirdly pixilated when I uploaded it to my website. (All those little squares.) I have no idea what that's all about.


16 May 05 - 03:44 PM (#1486179)
Subject: RE: BS: For Little Hawk, The Ultimate Shattner?
From: Little Hawk

Shattner is a misspelling of SHATNER! How anyone can misspell the surname of the greatest artist of our age is beyond me...