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BS: Chicago: Chimps!

26 May 05 - 05:06 PM (#1493855)
Subject: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Untouchable. It doesn't get better than chimps in Chicago. We rule the Windy City.

Love it or leave it, that's what I say. Guess why I'm stayin'.

- Chongo


26 May 05 - 05:07 PM (#1493857)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Georgiansilver

Martin!!! is that really you?


26 May 05 - 05:10 PM (#1493860)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Once Famous

Chongo, get your pink baboon ass out of my city. we have know room for your type.

We have Bears, Bulls, Cubs, Hawks, and already have enough of your type at our 2 World class zoos.

We already have too many Wild Canadian geese here leaving their green, snaky turds just about everywhere.

I would suggest you hang around another city where you would be welcome, like Detroit for example.


26 May 05 - 05:11 PM (#1493863)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Once Famous

No, Georginsilver, it is Little Hawk with out his glasses and with a cape on a monkey body.


26 May 05 - 05:58 PM (#1493893)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

No, I ain't no Canuck Chimp, and I sure ain't no little hawk. I left Chicago and went to Toronto once, and that was plenty. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass human.


26 May 05 - 06:38 PM (#1493922)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: GUEST,Frank the Icemonkey

We been tryin' to put Chongo on ice for a long time. His days are numbered. He is gonna go down like a lead coconut. Mark my words. I got a nice little plot all picked out for him, bought and paid for.


26 May 05 - 07:16 PM (#1493939)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Bill D

"We rule the Windy City."

so, chimps are champs among the chumps?


27 May 05 - 12:11 AM (#1494067)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: LadyJean

Chongo, if you need a good attorney, my sister lives in Ravenswood. She's had a lot of experience with libel. You might want to get in touch with her next time someone compares Bush to a chimp.


27 May 05 - 12:13 AM (#1494070)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Bill D

I'm not sure either side could sue!


27 May 05 - 01:09 AM (#1494082)
Subject: RE: BS: Chicago: Chimps!
From: Little Hawk

Heh! Heh!